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A young man was rejected on a blind date, so he went back to the taxi to pick up his mobile phone, and what happened after he called and returned it?

01

Before Anan went on a blind date, a friend told her that the boy she was dating was not good and advised her not to go.

Because it was introduced by a relative at home, Anan was too embarrassed to refuse and said I'd better go and have a look. My friend curled his lips, your relative is really not that good, how can I introduce you to such a person?

The person who told Anan this was her high school classmate. The two of them had a normal relationship. They were both people who had been quietly lying in the address book for many years but rarely contacted each other.

This time she didn’t know where she heard that Anan was going to go on a blind date, so she took the initiative to contact Anan and wanted to tell her the situation in advance.

Because she had a blind date with that boy some time ago, and came to the conclusion that "it's not that good, he's slightly mentally retarded".

Anan hasn’t met anyone yet, so she may not agree with her friend’s point of view in her heart. After all, everyone evaluates people in different ways. But still because my friends "heard" him, I didn't have much expectations for this boy.

In a love, the effect of others "adding fuel to the flames" is sometimes astonishing.

After Anan met the boy, at first glance he was no different. He was just a very ordinary boy. But what follows can be described as embarrassing.

Boys are really bad at picking up conversations, and their usual personalities should be quite introverted. Anan has always preferred talkative boys, so at this time, he excluded him in his mind.

In the end, Anan ended the awkward conversation by saying that she still had something to do at home. On the way back, she deleted all the boy's contact information.

She has always defined herself as: A boy who doesn’t like him at first sight will have no results even if he looks at him a hundred times.

But soon, she was slapped in the face by herself.

02

The moment Wu Ming walked out of the coffee shop, he knew that this blind date had failed again. It was obvious that this girl was not interested in him.

This was his third blind date after graduating from college, and each time it ended with him deleting his contact information. In fact, he didn't know what he had done wrong, so why did he give such a bad first impression?

Wu Ming considers himself a good person. He does not have any bad habits. He does not smoke or drink. He is also kind-hearted. I don’t talk much at ordinary times, but once I get to know someone, I can still talk a lot.

Since I was a child, the majority of the schools I attended were boys, so after graduating from college, under the urging of my family, I embarked on the road of blind date.

She rarely gets along with girls and doesn’t know what to talk about when going on a blind date. So on the first blind date, he made a mistake.

Wu Ming asked the only female classmate in his college class. The female classmate told him that you should show more of your own strengths. Wu Ming thought for a long time and thought he knew what to do.

After ten minutes of blind date, we entered an awkward situation. The girl began to play with her mobile phone and occasionally took a sip of the juice in front of her, so Wu Ming began to tell a story.

This story was his own experience. The general idea is that when he was in college, he found some money and spent a day looking for the owner. It was a wallet with a lot of money in it.

After he finished speaking, the blind date looked at him for three seconds with a look like "You are mentally retarded" and then said nothing again.

He did not give up and mentioned this matter again during the second blind date. The other party continued to look at him with a look like "You are mentally retarded." In the end, he said it out: "I wouldn't pay it back if I didn't!"

When he went on a blind date with Anan for the third time, he didn't dare to say it anymore, so the silence became Kang Qiao at this time.

When the girl said she wanted to leave for something, he knew he was rejected.

03

When he went back, Wu Ming picked up a mobile phone in the back seat of the taxi. After thinking about it again and again, he took the initiative to call and return it. After telling the other party about the location, he kept waiting.

After a while, a somewhat familiar voice came from behind: "Thank you so much, my mother asked me to come and get it..." Turning around, both of them were dumbfounded.

For a moment, Anan and Wu Ming both laughed. Anan handed him the fruit in her hand. Wu Ming refused to take it, so Anan said, "Take it. This phone is very important to my mother."

It was actually an elderly phone that Anan’s father bought for her mother the year before last, and her father passed away last year.

The mobile phone is actually not valuable, but to Anan’s mother, it is a priceless treasure.

Unexpectedly, when she went out to buy groceries, she had too many things on her hands. Anan’s mother put her mobile phone in her pocket and dropped it when she got out of the car.

When Wu Ming called, Anan’s mother was blaming herself and crying for a long time, while Anan was comforting her mother.

Anan added Wu Ming back again, and after chatting more, she found that Wu Ming was actually a very eloquent person. Later, the two were together.

Before Anan went on a blind date with Wu Ming, she had also been on a blind date with a boy. Anan had an even worse impression of him.

The boy told Anan excitedly that during the Chinese New Year, he and a large group of classmates went riding bicycles, which cost 10 yuan an hour. Because there were too many people, the boss took one of their bicycles away.

So he secretly rode the car back home. He told Anan in a proud tone, as if he had done something great. Finally he said: I think I am really a genius!

Anan also looked at the other person for a long time with a look like "You are mentally retarded", and then gave him a big cross in his heart.

Later, the boy got together with Anan’s friend.

The friend who said Wu Ming was "not very good and slightly mentally retarded" was also Wu Ming's first blind date. The county is so big, so it’s not unexpected to encounter someone like this.

At the wedding ceremony of the two, Anan said: This is the person you should meet. No matter how you go around, you will always meet him.

Wu Ming said: It is very important and rare to find someone who has the same three views as yourself. Of course, I am very grateful.

Fortunately, they didn't miss each other.