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I have been watching Unforgettable, and I think it is very good. I wonder which hero has a file to record unforgettable conversations? thank you

Cai jinpao:

1. Listen carefully!

2. See if you believe it or not!

3. What's the situation now? (Open your mouth and come)

4. What's wrong with you now? (especially family members)

5. I won't lie to you (it's quite classic)

6. I can assure you

7. Be grateful! Grateful!

8. Elephant! Take him away!

9. A Yu, a beautiful wife

10. You are so humorous ~ ~

1 1. Elephant, make tea!

12. Elephant, Fujian!

13. Elephant, let's go!

14. Don't you think so!

15. I heard you fart!

16. The man who went out just now said that he was tired of living. Go out and have a look!

17. If you hand over the information, I invite you to the hotel, otherwise, I invite you to the funeral home!

18. You've never seen money! Let you see it today! Why are you still standing here? Prepare to jump the steel pipe! Get out!

19. From the head of Taiwan Province Province to the tail of Taiwan Province Province, Nanbei No.2 Road, south of Zhuoshui River, as long as I step on Cai Jin cannon, there will be a big earthquake!

20. Shh, I'm a creature of heaven. I am not afraid of anything. If the family depends on women to reach out for money, it is better for me to wander around the street in Cai Jin robe, which makes people feel embarrassed. ...

2 1. How dare you talk to me like this in July and a half? Ah ... You ... Listen carefully, ah ... No matter what time, ah ... It's my Cai Jinpao era, what am I? Before 15, I was the eldest brother of Nanbei No.2 Road. 15.

22. Brother Kunshan, you are so strange ... Your batch of cypress was stolen before, saying that I took it; Now you have been shot, saying that I opened it; When your daughter is pregnant, tell her I did it! Oh, I'm going to call you dad. You really caught me!

23. If I eat meat in the future, you will eat meat with me. I have soup, and you have soup with me. If one day I drink all the soup and you dare to eat big fish and meat at the next table, just wait and see!

24. When I came here today, I passed by a coffin shop and specially selected a pair of excellent Chinese fir for you.

25. My name is Cai Jinbao, Cai Jinbao's Cai, Cai Jinbao's Jin, Cai Jinbao's gun.

26. Secret songs.

27. Think with your knees!

28. With my robe in Cai Jin, there will be no fire here, but there will be fire.

29. You earthworm!

30. Please make every effort.

3 1. I want Ade to know that old hooligans are the national treasure of hooligans and can't move!

32. He Peiqi, listen to me!

Mai Tangya;

Jianzhi and I are so in love. .....

Dad, mom nodded.

Don't you know how Lin Daiyu seduced Jia Baoyu?

Dad, go after mom,

Lei Gong Lao Da

So you are the guy who put the caterpillar in my schoolbag in my fourth grade. .....

Yang Shuzhen:

Personal manufacturing is personal responsibility.

Sin!

You will have a bad conscience.

People are doing it, and the sky is watching!

Su Lailing:

Brother and Livzon must be behind this.

I would rather suffer together than be with Katsumi.

I forbid you to insult me.

This affected woman.

Eat the boss and sleep with the boss's wife.

Tingting is good.

You drunken girl.

Tingting, Tingting

Monkeys look, monkeys do.

I can publish a big article in the newspaper like Katsumi!

Dad, I'm disciplining the children. Leave it alone!

Listen carefully, your child has been removed!

Don't come to me! Don't come to me!

you ......

Medical medicine

Lin Dazhong;

We are really destined.

Saussurea involucrata

Su Yuefeng:

I can't afford to be my brother's wife.

Li Quanshui:

Cai jinpao, this cobra!

All right.

I just ......

brothers ...

People are doing it, and the sky is watching.

Xia You:

I often accept checks.

Fang Lijun:

I want to give you three gifts.

I am your secret love.

Qian Hui, I- ...

Li Wenhua, you didn't strangle me last time. I'm not afraid of anything!

Wang Shengtian:

This child is terrible.

You are so confused!

One is bigger than the other.

I want to hit you, you piece of garbage!

Brothers, touch the stone together and turn it into gold.

People are not rich without windfall, and horses are not fat without weeds.

Livzon, I'm sorry!

I'm going to kill this black sheep today!

Why not gamble with others with tiancheng's assets?

Livzon, I slept in the guest room today.

Because you are my brother!

Katsumi, I forbid you to jump!

God bless, let me ask you something. ......

Wang Tianzhu:

Grandma, you must help me!

Sang Ni, please put in a good word for me.

Sang Ni, please give me another chance.

Water dad, godmother!

All right!

Come on!

Aaron, borrow another 10 million ...

Jiajia ......

Wang Shengzhi:

I haven't been down and out for long.

Self-protection is the first law of nature.

Cai Jinbao, you music (rubbish)!

Roll with money, money comes quickly.

Su Ling, I miss you so much.

But a lifetime is not enough, and we will be together in the afterlife.

After the Harbour City is built layer by layer, I want all the people in Taiwan Province Province to know that I, Wang Shengzhi, am the king of the industry!

This is his best means, and he will choose the best time to be a good person, with the aim of swallowing up my career step by step.

You must really want me to thank you in front of everyone, right?

Duane Lun;

Jiang Wenbing, fight if you dare.

Li Wenhua:

I'm an authority on psychiatry.

You saw Yang Jianzhi again, didn't you?

Cai Zhiying:

I want to open a shop.

Brother Amin, I miss you so much.

Mom, how could you do this?

If the ice dies, I don't want to live!

Li:

What he thinks has nothing to do with me!

The old goat elephant is watching me nap again.

Brother Bao, she slapped you.

You lied to my feelings.

brothers ......

Du Wenjie:

You have something to do, okay? You were fooled by a woman.

Du's daughter-in-law should keep a woman's morality.

Jiajia ......

delay

Lai Tianyou:

Wang Shengtian, haven't you been weaned?

You should take good care of Tingting!

Tingting, stay where you are.

Are you too late to come now? ......

Be willing to do and accept.

My mother, I think you are really senile.

People are doing it, and the sky is watching.

There are witnesses everywhere.

Watermelon, ...

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I want to know what you are!

Why don't I ask you, how many shares do I have in Tiancheng and Pok Oi Hospital?

Shut up! Do not insult my daughter!

He Peiqi, you are not welcome here. You can go out.

Don't even think about it, climb on my head!

If you want to be a natural, you have to nod through me!

If there were no Lai family, would there be today's Wang family?

Soo-hye is also my lai's daughter.

Gao Maoxiong:

Are you questioning my major?

Lijun, you are my secret love.

Wang Yuting:

Wenhua, don't do this!

Wenhua, I know I was wrong. Stop calling.

Twinkling stars, the sky is full of little stars.

(paternal) grandfather

My child. My child!

Kenji ...

He Peiqi:

Children and grandchildren have children and grandchildren.

I did it for the good of the Wangs.

Dude, it's really not me!

Sunny, this society just wants money!

I'll help you get the most alimony.

Mike.

I'm trying to win my ambition.

Do you Wangs live up to me?

I just want to get the property of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac back for Katsumi.

What the Wangs owe me, I will get it back a thousand times.

Xia Yue, Wang Chen:

Shengtian, don't be such a pussy

Sang Ni, you have to let me hug my great-grandson.

Livzon, I'm not talking about you

Then get out.

Don't think of yourself as the first in a small country when a wine bug makes a noise!

Ancestors of the Wangs

Descendants of the Wangs

Sunny ran away from home, this is a suit!

As brothers and sisters, shouldn't you care more about your younger brother?

You won't even let us have a good meal.

Did Katsumi deserve so much?

I tell you, as long as I live in this house, there must be rules!

You drunken girl. ...

God help is the grandson of our Wangs.

He Peiqi, have you come to the Wangs again? Get out. You're not welcome here.

God, what have we done to the Wangs?

God, marry Soo-hye.

Biography of Mai Guo;

Hui Lin, I know I was wrong.

Hum, Cai jinbao.

This Cai Jinpao was sentenced to fifteen years by me.

Lai Lizhu:

You must come to me in the next life. We are still husband and wife.

Shengtian, I have been disappointed in you.

Shengtian, how many times will you let me down? ...

Fight tigers and catch thieves, brothers

Old genius can help ... you're not a child anymore.

God help, you should take care of your affairs with Sang Ni and Jiajia.

If it weren't for me, you, Wang Shengtian, would still be a mountain rat called by everyone.

Shengtai ...

Sun Jie:

Sang Ni, I like you.

Duane Lun:

niuniu ...

Dad, you have been fooled by Jia Jiayu now!

If it's a man, fight it! !

Bing:

Little girl ........

Lei Gong Lao Da ......

Boss, I have been wronged. (It's about the design of buffalo)