Are there any humorous sentences like this? Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend!

1. My parents are here, so I don't travel far, but stay at home and play online games.

2. I miss you every day. Look at the red pox on my face.

3. If the girl doesn't hold my hand, I will pull a rope to walk the dog.

4. Happiness is abstract, but misfortune is concrete.

5. Alas, I'm so fat that I can't take a face mirror in my hand.

6. You are so cute that you are affectionately called the rogue rabbit.

7. Being in love is just a high fever, and missing is followed by an incurable cough.

8. When I was a child, I saw Altman. I thought I was Altman. When I grew up, I saw McDull and realized that I was McDull.

9. It's rude to come instead of going, so my QQ hangs an automatic reply every day.

1, the latecomers come first, talking about the basic rules of posting in the forum.

11. Yao Ming in ideal and Pan Changjiang in action.

12. My mood diary has your shadow every day.

13. Cherries are delicious, but trees are hard to bear. Love is easy to talk about, but no one loves them after youth. Take the time to fall in love.

14. I have been losing weight and never dared to go on the scale.

15. Drink a pigeon soup every day and be a peace-loving person.