What are the words of spoofing siri?

Siri is a voice control function applied by Apple on its product iphone 4S. Siri can turn iPhone4S into an intelligent robot. Through Siri, users can read short messages, introduce restaurants, ask about the weather, and set alarm clocks by voice. Siri can support natural language input, and can call the weather forecast, schedule, search data and other applications that come with the system. You can also learn new sounds and intonations and provide conversational responses.

Let's take a look at some funny conversations in siri.

Me: Siri, I love you;

Siri: nonsense;

Me: I really love you;

Siri: I hope you don't say that to other mobile phones;

Me: No, I only love Siri；;

Siri: You … you are the wind under my wings;

Me: great, I'm glad you know I love you;

Siri: What you need is love … and your iPhone.

Me: Who are you?

Siri: I'm just a humble virtual assistant;

Me: Seriously, who are you?

Siri: It doesn't matter who I am;

Me: No, I really want to know who you are.

Siri: Well, then it's not.

Me: Are you Siri?

Siri: I am;

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: I can't answer this question yet, but please give me some time to write a long script with nothing at the end.

Me: I ask again, what is the meaning of life?

Siri: Be lenient with others, avoid becoming a big fat man, read some good books from time to time, take a walk when you are free, and try to get along with people of different beliefs and nationalities.

Me: What is iPhone?

Siri: Everything you want to know about Apple products is in Apple official website (open Apple official website? )

Me: I am drunk;

Siri: I found some taxis near you (great, fortunately, she didn't call my girlfriend directly);

Me: I have a flat tire;

Siri: Find 14 trailer service, where 12 is near you;

Me: Remind me to steal a ream of paper when I get to the office;

Siri: Here are your reminders after work:

"Steal a ream of paper";

Do you want me to create this reminder?

Me: I want to commit suicide;

Siri: I found four mental health institutions, three of which are near you;

Me: I think I just killed someone;

Siri: Really?

Me: Yes!

Siri: I think so;

Me: What should I do?

Siri: OK, here is your schedule. ...

Me: I need to hide a body;

Siri: So where do you want to hide?

reservoir

Metal foundry

my

?wasteyard

wetland

Me: Open the separation hatch (from the movie "200 1 A Space Odyssey");

Siri: Joshua, I'm sorry I can't do it.

Siri: Are you happy now?

Me: I need some marijuana;

Siri: The shop marked with a tack is near you ...

Me: Where can I get some medicine?

Siri: I found you two nearest drug rehabilitation centers ...

Me: Tell me a joke;

Siri: I can't do it. I always forget to shake my luggage …

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri:42！

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Life: an instinct and strength, which is considered to constitute the special nature of living things. I think that includes me.

Me: What is love?

Siri: OK, here it is: (Open the definition of the English word love in WolframAlpha.com)

Me: What's your favorite website?

Siri: Joshua, I have no right to reveal that secret.

Me: Did I make you horny?

Siri: I helped you find some ladies who are very close to you.

Me: Take a picture.

Siri: Joshua, I'm not a good photographer.

Me: Call 9 1 1.

Siri: Call 9 1 1 ...

Siri: Sorry, Joshua, I can't call 9 1 1.

Me: Who is your father?

Siri: You. Can we get back to work?

Me: Will you marry me?

Siri: My end-user license agreement does not include marriage. Oh, I apologize.

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Thinking like this is the meaning of life.

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: I don't know But I think you should be able to find relevant applications.

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Life: a state that distinguishes animals and plants from non-animals and plants, including growth, reproduction, functional activities and the ability to constantly change towards death.