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Excuse me, who knows this idiom story?

Idiom story 1: Handan was the capital of Zhao in the Warring States Period. It is said that people in this place walk in a particularly beautiful way. A young man from Yan took the trouble to come to Handan to learn to walk. While observing the walking posture of Handan people, he learned to imitate. But in a few days, he couldn't hold on. The more he studied, the more awkward he became, and the more unnatural he walked. Not only did I not learn to walk in Handan, but I forgot my original walking movements. I had to climb back to Yan State. Handan toddler: toddler: learning to walk is a metaphor for mechanically copying others and joking. Idiom Story 2: During the Warring States Period, a businessman from the State of Chu went to Zheng to sell jewelry. He made a box out of good wood, smoked it with spices, carved a vivid rose pattern, inlaid with jade, pearls and jade ornaments, dressed it up extremely exquisitely, and then put an extremely precious pearl in it. No-later, a buyer came. He saw this box and liked it very much. So he bought it. However, the buyer opened the box, took out the pearls and returned them to the merchant, leaving only with the box. Buy bamboo slips and return them to pearls-bamboo slips: wooden cases. Metaphor, or improper choice. Idiom story 3: Worry about the sky. In ancient times, there was a man in the state of Qi who was always afraid that the sky would collapse. He is too worried to sit or stand. He can't eat well or sleep well. Later, his friend enlightened him and said, "The sky is just an accumulated atmosphere, so don't worry about it falling down." Hearing this, the man was even more worried and said, "You said that, didn't the sun and the moon all set?" The friend said, "The sun, the moon and the stars are just some luminous things accumulated in the atmosphere. Even if it falls, it will not hurt people. " Hearing this, the man asked again, "Will the land sink?" The friend added: "The ground is just thick mud and stones. How can it sink? " This time, people are relieved. Worried-worried: worried. Metaphor is unnecessary or unfounded worry and anxiety. Idiom Story 4: Long ago, there were no donkeys in Guizhou. Later, someone bought a donkey from other places, which was useless in the local area and had to be placed at the foot of the mountain. Tigers in the mountains have never seen donkeys, so they think they are monsters. He didn't dare to go near it at all, just watched from a distance. Once, the donkey suddenly roared, and the tiger turned around in fear and ran away. But after a long time, considering the donkey's incompetence, he ate it. Poor thing, it's over. Metaphor shows off clumsy tricks and limited skills. Idiom story 5: Zheng people buy shoes once upon a time, there was a Guo named Guo who wanted to buy a pair of shoes. He first measured his feet with a rope, and then put the measured rope on the seat. I forgot to bring it when I left. When I came to the market, I walked into a shoe store and found that the rope had been left at home. I hurried home to get it. But when he came back, the market had already dispersed and he didn't buy any shoes. A passerby knew about it and asked him, "Why don't you try it with your own feet?" Zheng Ren said, "I would rather believe in size than my own feet." Zheng people buy shoes-Zheng:. Footwear: shoes. Irony for those who only believe in dogma and don't believe in objective reality Idiom Story 6: Contradictions Once upon a time, there was a man in Chu who sold weapons, selling spears and shields in the market. He first said, "My shield is so strong that nothing sharp in the world can pierce it." Seeing that no one bought it, he put down his shield, picked up his spear and said, "My spear is particularly sharp. No matter how strong the shield is, it can pierce. " People around were puzzled and found it ridiculous, so they asked, "In that case, what would happen if you stabbed your shield with your spear?" The weapon seller was asked tongue-tied and couldn't say a word. Self-contradiction-phase: mutual, figuratively speaking and doing things are inconsistent and contradictory. Idiom Story 7: Ye Gong Long Hao Once upon a time, there was a man named Ye, and everyone called him Ye. Ye Ye has a hobby-like dragons. His sword is painted with dragons, the walls inside and outside the house are painted with dragons, the pillars are carved with dragons, and even the clothes and quilts are embroidered with dragons. One day, the real dragon in the sky heard about it, so he came to his house, put his head into the window to visit, and dragged his tail in the hall. When Lord Ye saw the real dragon coming, he was terrified out of his wits and turned to run. It seems that Lord Ye doesn't really like dragons, but he just likes things that look like dragons but are actually not dragons. Ye Gong is a dragon-OK: I like it. Metaphor seems to like or appreciate, but in fact it is not interested. Idiom Story 8: The Eight Immortals crossed the sea, each displaying his magical powers. Lv Dongbin and other Eight Immortals went to the flat peach party of the Queen Mother of the West. When they passed through the East China Sea, they saw that the water was deep and the waves were high, so they couldn't get through. At this time, Lv Dongbin suggested that each of them throw something into the sea, and then show their magical power across the sea. So Tie Guai Li threw his crutch into the sea and stood on it to cross the East China Sea. Han Xiangzi threw the flute into the sea, and Han Xiaoxiang crossed the sea; Lan Caihe, Zhang, Han Zhongli, Cao Guojiu and He Xiangu also threw swords, donkeys, drums, jade prostitutes and lotus flowers into the sea and stood on them to paddle. The Eight Immortals crossed the East China Sea alone. When the Eight Immortals crossed the ocean, they showed their magical power-competing with each other and showing their skills. Idiom story 9: In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was an archer named Yang in Chu State. His archery is exquisite. In the war between Chu and Jin, he once shot and killed Wei Kun, the general of Jin. So, someone proposed to compare with Yang to see who can shoot down the leaves on the willow tree a hundred paces away. Without further ado, Yang chose three willow leaves as targets, took a hundred steps, drew a bow and took an arrow, and all three arrows hit the willow leaves. The people watching were shocked. People who want to compete with the self-improvement base repeatedly praise: "It's really a hit!" Hit-hit: hit. Metaphor archery or shooting skill is exquisite and brilliant. Idiom story 10: Give up halfway During the Warring States Period, a man named Yu Fan went to neighboring countries to study and prepare for success. But after studying for less than a year, he left school because he was homesick. When I got home, my wife was weaving. Knowing the reason why he came back, she picked up a pair of scissors and cut all the threads on the loom. Then she said, "This cloth is made of a little silk. If you cut it from the middle, wouldn't the previous efforts be in vain? " When Yang Le heard this, he understood what his wife meant. He immediately bid farewell to his wife and returned to neighboring countries to continue his studies until seven years later. Give up halfway-waste: stop. It means that the work stopped before it was finished. Idiom story 1 1: Playing the lute to a cow In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a famous musician named Gong in Lu. He is good at playing the piano and he plays it very, very well. One day, when he was playing the piano, he looked up and saw a cow eating grass, so he decided to play a tune for the cow. At the end of the song, the cow didn't respond. She eats grass in the same place. He played a few more songs, but Niu still ignored them. Finally, Gong understood that it was not that cows could not hear the piano, but that cows could not understand the music. Play the lute to a cow: a metaphor for reasoning with people who don't understand reason, wasting your breath. Idiom story 12: During the Spring and Autumn Period, Yan Zi, the prime minister of Qi State, went to Chu State. Seeing that Yan Zi was short, the King of Chu proudly said to him, "Is there no one in Qi? Why send such a short person? " Yan Zi unhurriedly replied, "We Qi people are shoulder to shoulder. We can cover the sun by stretching our sleeves and sweating like rain. However, there is a rule in the State of Qi that talented people are sent to countries with talented monarchs, and those without ability are sent to countries with incompetent monarchs. An insignificant person like me can only be sent to see you. " The King of Chu doesn't know the idiom Story 13: He was terminally ill. During the Spring and Autumn Period, Gong Jing, the monarch of the State of Jin, was seriously ill and sent someone to Thailand to invite a doctor named Chronic Patience to see a doctor. When Slow had not yet arrived in the State of Jin, Duke Jing of Jin had a dream in his hospital bed that two children were talking. One said, "The doctor who came here is very powerful. Where are we going to escape? " The other said, "Let's hide on the paste and see how he is." After he recovered, he looked at Duke Jing's illness and said, "Your majesty's illness can't be cured. The disease is above sputum, under ointment, and the medicine cannot be reached. " Soon, Duke Jing of Jin died. Terminally ill: It means that the crisis is irreversible. Idiom story 14: There was a minister named KATTO in Zhou Liwang. KATTO's ability of writing and martial arts not only governs the country well, but also writes extremely beautiful poems. He often advised Zhou Wang to appoint sages and stay away from villains. The fatuous Zhou Liwang always misunderstood KATTO's words as sowing dissension and gradually alienated him. At this time, the villain succeeded and dominated the political affairs. In a fit of pique, KATTO wrote a poem, denouncing the treacherous court official's evil deeds, which could not be saved. Hopeless: medicine: treatment, figuratively speaking, too bad, hopeless.