Joke legend

First of all, we should understand the concept of a cold joke. A cold joke is actually a joke that is not funny at all, but can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation, because it is not easy to understand. Generally, cold jokes are beyond conventional thinking, illogical and not in line with real life, which makes people feel jaw-dropping. Although some cold jokes are quite interesting, in any case, they don't laugh as much as those who have heard "normal" jokes. Brainstorming is a cold joke in itself. (especially idioms that borrow homophonic and English, and puzzles like peanuts and recent flowers)

It is said that the word cold joke comes from such a classic cold joke: one day the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold? There is another version. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he was really bored, he began to pull out his hair. One ... two ... three ... there is no last one left. He suddenly screamed, ........................................................................................! People will say .......................'s joke: It's so cold; Then slowly, the word "cold joke" came into being.

I was told the origin of this cold joke. I don't know if I really wrote the most famous joke: the Antarctic expedition asked the penguin what he was doing, and the penguin said that he was eating and sleeping, and everyone stopped writing. For example, once upon a time there was a eunuch ... and the short message jokes of "kill the pig first or the donkey first" were basically cold jokes; A person posted a boring post on BBS, and many people replied. These replies are either continued, or tampered with the landlord's post, or made up a similar but more boring, colder than anyone else, all of which are cold jokes.

A Millennium classic joke that can only be understood by IQ 120 (brain teaser)

1, how did Lin Daiyu die?

2. Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was kept in prison for one night. What happened afterwards?

3. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter?

4. Why do foxes often wrestle?

5. What line does the monkey dislike the most?

6. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

7. The teacher recited the text at will in class. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call?

8. What color is celery dung?

9. What is the only difference between Superman and me?

10, what else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others?

1 1, four people in the room are playing mahjong. Why did the police come and take five people?

12 besides fragile articles such as glass and porcelain, what else should be handled carefully?

answer

1, fell dead, because, "a sister Lin fell from the sky."

2. rotten.

Because I am too tired to walk. ...

4, because the fox is very cunning (slippery)

5, parallel lines, because parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

6. Yes ~ (if you have a car ~). . .

7, the puppy, because Wang Wang Xianbei (Wang Wang first time)

8. Yellow, Qin Shihuang

9. I wear underwear inside.

10, I know you are not stupid.

1 1, because the person they play is called "Mahjong"