Rich people and beautiful people live colorful and enviable lives.

Say I have no quality? My quality has always been for people, not for dogs, and it is also a waste for dogs.

Knowing that you are the best, not everyone has your thick skin.

Your eyes are really big. Let me see if it's a single eyelid or a double eyelid under the microscope.

You are either pretending or you are pretending.

Your head was pinched by Xifeng's thigh, your brain was tofu, and your cerebellum shrank, right?

Recently, you ate too much gutter oil, which led to gene mutation in your brain, and your brain was completely corroded, right?

Believe me, you really mean a lot to me! The important thing is to be like a standard pencil to be used in the exam.

Please don't ask me out next time. Every time I go out with you, I think of a movie about dating zombies.

We can't please everyone, because not everyone is human.

Your parents are really amazing. I really admire you for giving birth to you!

When you can understand what we said, it is estimated that all the orangutans in the zoo have evolved into new humans.

How did you get out? Didn't you get caught by the tortoise? Do you still have a holiday? Or if you get sick, they don't want you.

Remember to go back and wash your face when you are free! What? Did you go out to wash in the morning? That will be a day! I can't see your black facial features clearly.

You're sick, aren't you? A head of paste, life can not take care of themselves, find someone to take care of, but who dares to take care of you like this!

Don't be so unhappy, just say what's unhappy and make everyone happy!

Your face is as beautiful as a flower, and your docile personality is as lovely as a kitten. You have to make me feel: now I finally know why people say you are not human. (swearing)

Look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong feet, people are not people, ghosts are not ghosts, one head and one leg.

I really don't know if it's your personality or your dog's brain.

It's really unfair to your beautiful clothes! It's really a pity that they have a master who wants looks, looks and temperament.

Even if you study for a few more years, it won't change the fact that you are a loser. Even if you are a loser, you have failed so much.

Do you know how many innocent lives you scared to death by running around in the street? !

Heaven has its way, earth has its way, cats have its way, dogs have its way, your father doesn't follow the right path, your mother doesn't follow the female path, and you are not filial.

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite.

You think you are a pencil box with so many pens in it.

Silly coins are like crops in the south, which are harvested three times a year and never rest.

Your narcissistic world is dark, and you are narcissistic all the time. In fact, I really don't want to show off my profound cultural foundation to hurt your little mind full of expectations for the big hand world.

It is estimated that your brain is full of IQ, and the dog ignores you when you feed the dog!

Your ass and head are upside down, right? I like my ass better when I see your face.

I don't know if any dog wants you to be such an asshole. Curse words

You are a real headache. With or without mom, I'll teach you how to stab people.

Your brain is full of baba, so everything you think is as directionless as a fly.

I want your mother to push you back and start a new life. Your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.

You should be a little self-aware and don't talk nonsense, okay? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?

Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

Camels give birth to donkeys, a strange species. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.

Jealousy is jealousy. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab people in the back?

Your face is majestic and noble, and it is majestic in the world.

How dare you come out and meet people? Good people don't do it, they have to come out as dogs.

Personality problems will always be the perfect calf of his own nature.

My God, your grandmother's ancestors were on the board, and your father took the blame for you, because your father was a eunuch, single women were called petty bourgeoisie, single men were called bachelors, ugly women were called dinosaurs, handsome guys were called frogs, and even you were called Xiao Qiang.

☆ On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

★ After 90, you have a heart after 80 and a face after 70.

☆ Okay! When I thought you were a dog, I really felt sorry for that dog.

It was a mistake for your parents to give birth to you.

I don't want to hit you either. As soon as I saw you, I knew you were a mule and a bastard.

★ I heard that you are a rogue. Since childhood, I have never forgotten to look back when I was born.

☆ I really don't want to use my endless colorful words to attack your barren and unsightly language.

Don't think you are a beautiful woman, but see clearly that you are an American prostitute.

☆ Innocence is innocence, but you are guilty if you pretend to be 13.

Even if mankind is extinct, you are still a bitch.

☆ What you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

Don't make me put too many verbs between your mother and me.

☆ I can't describe you any more, because you are beyond the description of the earth people.

Do you believe I'll blow your head off, break your legs, break your ribs, and dig you into a Basse flowerpot to let you know what a vegetable is? No, a vegetable mouse.

☆ I think you are crazy!

★ oh! You are a holy monk, and the person who looks exactly like you ... is your sister!

☆ What a pity! Your face, like the scene of a car accident, fundamentally subverts human understanding of ugliness.

I think your temperament is particularly like an expert who specializes in treating various diseases of men and women in advertisements. You are old and confident.

☆ You are like a tomato in midsummer, living brightly and rotting thoroughly.

Please think about it, do you have the strength to compete with me? I don't want to spend half a day with a disabled person.

☆ If the child is not weaned, go home and ask the mother if she is weaned? If she is not weaned, she will drink your milk to plug your undeveloped baby teeth.

In fact, people don't want to talk to you because it's too rare for you. Really, just listen carefully.

☆ Don't you think you are trying to please me like a buffoon now?

★ The brothel door is always open for you, waiting for you to pick up guests every day.

☆ Your mind and microbes are bigger than yours.

Brain water, cerebellar defects, say you are stupid, you are still modest!

Egged on by shameless, encouraged by ignorance, you are an abnormal creature that cannot be understood by human beings, and once again let me see your abomination.

It takes a lot of courage for you to live like this, but you survived! I admire your dedication.

Did you eat too much or eat too much or eat too much? Don't think you are as white as lard.

Since the second is in your heart, because of the second, the second, no matter how hard it is, you will still be there in the end.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. You think you can go back to childhood by pretending to be cute?

You will die here. You have your period, haven't you? You have some dysmenorrhea, right? Do you really have a brain in your head? Why do I smell soybean milk in it?

Laugh at the sight of bones, and jump over the wall when you are in a hurry. When the stranger came, he screamed like hell. It's good for humans to have you!

Your ugliness is incurable, so you don't need plastic surgery, because all beauty salons can't save your appearance, so it inspires you to struggle. I can't swallow it just by looking at you!

I dare not judge your angry face because of your wrinkles and vicissitudes.

Your skin is the most magical part of your body, big or small, thick or thin, and even dispensable.

Protect yourself and care for others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Madame Curie discovered radium before, but I think she discovered you. You're not just ray! You almost got struck by lightning!

I'm completely desperate for such a wretched and retarded thing as you.

You're just showing off. You didn't even read the primary school textbook. To put it simply, you are simply vulgar, and you are the first target of eliminating pornography and illegal publications!

Look at your thin arms and legs, like a frog. You think you are beautiful. I beg you, go to the side of death!

You are so stupid! You can see a shit fool at a glance!

Your head is as big as B, and you were born 2B. Even a pig would be ashamed of you.

Whose dog are you? How ugly! Won't you be embarrassed? Or are you used to being ugly?

Actually, I wanted to give you some face, but you said you were shameless.

Remember what Tang Priest said? People and goblins are born of mothers, and life is not necessarily human. So you are a shemale.

Do you really have a brain in your head? Why do I smell bean dregs from inside?

With money, you are still superficial; No money can make you so cheap.

Accept your fate! It's not hard to admit that your life is cheap.

How dare you brag to me? The man who praised me last time is still lying in the hospital. He is the biggest student in the hospital. Would you like to try?

Do you want to go to the hospital? I'll take you there. Should I go to gynecology or psychiatry first?

Damn it, can't you have some integrity and go back to your man? As the saying goes, it's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you are scary!

Tell me, do you want to die?

Who says pig brain is the dumbest? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and yours is the best.

Give me a beautiful photo of you at home to ward off evil spirits.

I'm not looking down on you, I'm just too lazy to talk to you. heart for you

Your IQ and your mother's bust are an indicator.

Beneath your humble surface lies your abnormal heart.

Free and easy are all popular now. But you took it off too carelessly. Will be misled into aliens by others!

I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

A flock of geese flew south and west and saw your face turn around. Look how scary you are.

Look at you. Look at your back. You are in a hurry. You turned your head and scared away millions of lions.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

I saw you in the street just now. Why do you always shake your hair when walking? Pat yourself on the shoulder? A lot of dandruff is not like this, is it? Be careful not to be caught taking ecstasy!

Huh? So you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist!

A new life like you can live on the earth for so many years! I have to admire China, Linda has all kinds of birds!

Don't always say that your weather-beaten face is beautiful or ugly.

You are not afraid of ghosts when you go out at night, are you? After all, ghosts are scared to see your foreign face!

You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

Alas, if this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is partial.

The dog bit you. Can you bite the dog back?

Son, if you want to show your quality, you'd better be modest, understand?

How many men live up to expectations and how many mistresses become coolies.

As soon as I saw your toenails, I understood. Are you the one who stinks and rubs in the shower in our backyard?

It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live.

Knowing that you are ugly, you dare to go out for a walk. You are not ashamed, and neither are your parents. Your parents are not ashamed, I am ashamed of your parents.

Who said you weren't sick? Call his mother to see me!

Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm still your father. Look at you. You are handsome and charming, everyone loves you, and a hundred flowers blossom.

You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, and you practiced sword, but you didn't practice sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword!

It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? !

You look disgusting. How dare you go out?

It must be the best among scum, the beast among animals. Look, your little face is nothing like a pig!

When you grow up, burn your family to death to save you an orphan dog from living in the world. How did you survive?

After years of silent cultivation in the film circle, only you know the bitterness best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have been nominated for the Golden Bird Award: Best Animal Star!

Disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

You are very creative and courageous. Ugliness is not your intention. The more poisonous the swearing, the better.

After seeing you, I realized what your father meant when he scolded you for giving birth to a barbecued pork bun all day. Look at barbecued pork compared with you. Really better than barbecued pork!

Who says pig brain is the dumbest? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and your brain is also the best maintained.

Huh? What are you wearing? What's on your face? This looks totally unattractive! You are probably 1 Martian blood. Alas, it is not easy to grow. You have eyes that look down on people, saying that dogs look down on people.

That day you rode the whole little mantis motorcycle on the main road, and there was no breath on the road. You forced yourself to carry it home, and you didn't scare the old lady sweeping the street.

Your parents should spend ten minutes walking!

You don't know why I don't come out, because I want to see you dirty. Are you really hungry enough to idolize me? Don't! ! Dear grandson, I tell you, with a little deeper knowledge, you can see how childish and ridiculous your meaningless struggle is. You got it?

Have you started to worship your own grandfather with trepidation? It seems that you are posting a picture of your own grandfather and worshiping me by your bed? I saw your dodging shadow. Why didn't you come out and keep calling me your grandfather? I love you, grandson?

You told me that such a fresh and beautiful time, why do you just spoil the scenery and don't understand the customs, and you have to bite off more than you can chew and listen to Grandpa Hai crying, wearing a stupid big hand to let everyone see your basket is childish and ridiculous?

Are you going to continue to pretend that you really don't know that you are calling the names of a group of grandfathers, which is very pretentious and deeply angers me? The shining warning bathed in the spring breeze is dirty. (complete works of humorous jokes)

There are many, many more, so I won't say it. You can detain me if you want to curse.