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Sun Quan's persuasion: Write a play according to Sun Quan's persuasion. Do you mean translating the full text?

Act I: Persuade

Scene: The Palace in the Three Kingdoms Period

Appearance: Sun Quan, Monroe

Introduction: Sun Quan paced up and down in the palace, worried: Lu Su didn't want to associate with Monroe, and Jingzhou could not be recovered. The guard shouted, "Call General Monroe!" Sun Quan just visible sitting on the throne. A general came in from outside. It's Lumen.

Monroe: Long live my king and my emperor!

Sun Quan: Ai Qing stands upright!

Sun Quan: (gently) Lu, how's the Shu army recently?

Lumeng: (seriously) Go back to see your Majesty. Guan Yu, the Shu army, guarded Jingzhou. His men were incompetent, defeated and fought repeatedly, and could not recover Jingzhou.

Sun Quan: (frowning thoughtfully, trying to stimulate him) General Lu, Guan Yu is a world-famous soldier. You can't compare with this man. I guess your art of war education is not enough. It is said that Guan Yu's Spring and Autumn Annals was memorized. Yes, can you handle it? Don't blame yourself, don't blame yourself!

Lv Meng: (patting his chest) Although I am called Amon in Wu, if your majesty gives me a good strategist, it will not be a problem to capture Guan Yu alive!

Sun Quan: (sneers) Oh, I wonder which strategist General Lu wants.

Monroe: (bending down) Lu Su and Lu Zijing are military advisers, and the art of war is superior. If I get this strategist, I will take Guan Yu alive!

Sun Quan: (with a sly smile on his face) Oh, it's a pity that I don't want to be with Amon of Wu. What can he do?

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Sun Quan: (with a straight face) General Lu, it is better to ask for help than to ask for yourself. You are not familiar with the art of war. Why do you want my help?

Lu Meng: I'm too busy training to study.

Sun Quan: (sneering, spreading a roll of Chunqiu on the table) Are you busy with me? Didn't I read the whole Spring and Autumn Annals?

Lumen: (surprised) I know my crime. I will study hard when I go back, capture Guan Yu alive and recover Jingzhou!

Sun Quan: (happily) OK, I'll wait for your good news!

Monroe: I'm forgiven!

Closing ceremony: Sun Quan and Monroe leave for a new scene (street).

Act II: Making friends

Scene: Streets in the Three Kingdoms Period

Debut figures: Monroe and Lu Su

Lu Su: (frowning) I heard that Lu Meng studies hard every day. I once threatened that I didn't want to go with Wu's Amon. I can't offend him if he learns the art of war and is afraid. I have to try to get back together with him. Better be a brother. Well, he came face to face, so I couldn't help but go up and say hello. By the way, his word is Zi Ming. I don't want to lose my manners. I'll call him by his word in the future, which will be more cordial.

Lv Meng plays Spring and Autumn Annals.

Lu Su: (clenching fist) Brother Ziming!

Lv Meng: (Zheng Zheng: This strategist has always been above others, but today he changed his mind and became very close to me. He stood with his fist) Xiong Jing!

Lu Su: Brother, I wonder if there is any way to break the customs after reading the Art of War.

Lu Meng: It's very simple. Next to Maicheng, where Guan was stationed, two small towns were built, one called Donkey City and the other called Mill City, and then Guan Yu was constantly lured to send troops to polish his elite. Jingzhou can be recovered and Guan can be taken alive!

Lu Su: (frightened) What a brilliant plan! The general just learned today that he would write back to Wu! I want to be brothers with the general! Please accept it as a brother! (kneeling)

Monroe: (laughs) Brother, please get up! My brother's success today is due to my mother's strict supervision. Please go to my humble abode and have a chat!

Lu Su: Of course, because my brother is going to see his foster mother, I also thank her for urging. Please.

Going through the motions: the two men walked forward and came to the general's office.

Scene 3: Mother Worship

Appearance: Lu Mu

Two people into the backyard, see mother lu.

Monroe: Mom, my sworn brother is here to see you!

Lu Su: (respectfully) Meet the adoptive mother! Mother's adult, Zi Ming Di is very proficient in the art of war. His mother teaches him well and has the right to supervise him. Please be worshipped by her son!

Lu Mu: Please get up! There is no credit in urging fools to study for their country. (Turning to Lv Meng) Son, since the military adviser said that you are very familiar with the art of war, why don't you send your troops as soon as possible?

Monroe: (handed over) Yes, mother, my son immediately challenged the emperor. (turns to Lu Su) Is that what Brother thinks?

Lu Su: Early or late, things will change. Please enter the palace immediately! (to foster mother) Excuse me first!

Lu Mu: Go ahead, remember, there is no need to kill more. Take General Guan alive and treat him with courtesy!

Two people: Yes!

Two people stood down.