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1. I can't sleep for the first 30 years, and I can't sleep for the last 30 years.

If the knife sticks to you, I will feel distressed. If the knife is stuck in me, will you feel bad?

3. When a man menstruates, I sell sanitary classics.

4. Getting up after each fall will make people stronger and stronger. Life is half a memory and half a continuation.

I am eager to be with someone for a long time. How happy I was to leave later?

6. Life without love is incomplete, and love without pain is not profound. Love enriches life, and pain sublimates love.

7. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

8. mine is mine after all. I will be a passer-by after all. You never loved me. Nothing is destined to happen between you and me. Destiny is predestined. No matter how I cross it, no matter how much I want to be close to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much, so much, so much to see you.

9. The beauty and yearning generated by distance are temporary, and they all come from the unaccustomed one who is not around. Once this unaccustomed habit is used, the distance will be alienated.

10. Sometimes I really feel sorry for my parents and have worked hard for myself all my life.

1 1. On the way home, I cried and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.

12. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and staying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day.

13. If you are destined, you are not afraid, and you will grow old bit by bit.

14. The saddest thing is that you thought you found someone who could protect you, but he gave you all the big waves.

15. Take a cigarette. Travel around the world

16. I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.

17. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other; You can't be enemies because you love each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers.

18. I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me. If one day I don't like you anymore, will my life be as decadent as before? I don't want to live that life again, so please, at least like me before I give up on you.

19. Sometimes your dream is a kind of happiness, and sometimes your dream is also a kind of happiness; Sometimes getting is a kind of happiness, and sometimes losing is also a kind of happiness; Sometimes success is a kind of happiness, sometimes failure is also a kind of happiness. Sometimes wealth is a kind of happiness, and sometimes poverty is also a kind of happiness. Unhappiness can't be happiness today or now, but it may be happiness tomorrow or later!

20. The girl went to school to find him. She said she would live in this city, too, because it has him. They live the life of a young couple. But because she didn't want to be separated, the girl never went to find a job. A week later, the girl said I wanted to go back, so she bought breakfast and stood at the exit. The girl's bus came out. She asked the driver to let her off. The girl got off the bus with breakfast, kissed the boy, and then turned to get on the bus.

2 1. A person's winter is colder than in previous years.

22. Even if there are a million reasons to leave you, I will find a reason to stay for you. Collection of spatial emotional articles

23. Life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It says it misses you very much. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.

24. I really can't keep everyone I don't want to lose.

25. A person really wants to find someone to accompany him. A person loses himself. I don't know if there is any desire to chase again.

26. No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you.

27. If someone thinks that there is perfect love in the world, then this person is either a poet or an idiot.

No matter how cruel hardships and misfortunes fate has given a person, it will still give him happiness and sweetness accordingly. Even if this happiness is so short and unreal, it is enough to light up his whole gloomy life in the future.

29. All jokes contain serious words, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic refusals.

Actually, I really want to talk to someone, but I don't know where to start. Finally, I won't say anything. Tell yourself that tomorrow will be better.

3 1. That was when I left Sexy alone. When I was indifferent to the 24 kinds of true colors on the computer screen, I found that it was black and thick white, and then interlaced into black and white, and I lost my colorful love. Without your network, the computer will be a dead hell!

32. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes but the smile.

33. Leaves fall. The tears scattered by the leaves have fallen, so why bend down to pick them up? Instead of carrying bitter memories, it is better to go to tomorrow and take a bath in the spring rain.

34. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!

35. A simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the instant and lasting feeling, and I am not happy at all, so I only believe in the moment.

36. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. We're caught in the middle. It's ugly.

37. The caged bird hates Guan Yu and can't fly.

Attractive sentences

1. If you don't study for a day, no one can see. If you don't study for a week, you start to be rude. If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

2. Some people leave, and gradually, life is no different, as if that person has never disappeared, but never appeared. This is what we hope and must admit. It turns out that we are not that important. It turns out that we are not unforgettable. Facing time, we are all the same.

If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

4. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Smile happily. Cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no point in suppressing yourself. There are two kinds of anguish in life, one is that the desire is not satisfied, and the other is that the desire is satisfied.

I don't think that when people mature, they become more and more tolerant and seem to accept everything. On the contrary, I think it should be a process of gradual elimination, knowing what is the most important and what is not.

6. In this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart.

I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me. If one day I don't like you anymore, will my life be as decadent as before? I don't want to live that life again, so please, at least like me before I give up on you.

Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

9. He said that he got married at the urging of his family. She said she got married because he had a house and a car. She said she was married and she was old. He said he got married because his family introduced him. If one day, we get married, I only hope it is because of love. Because we still believe in love.

10. Examination refers to the behavior that the actor destroys others' body and mind in written form for the purpose of forcing others to study.

1 1. Men want to be women's first love, while women have more subtle ideas and want to be men's last romance.

12. Laugh when you cry and laugh when you grow up.

13. One orangutan read the palm of another orangutan: Your fate is tragic, and you will evolve into a human.

14. Lonely because of missing someone, gentle because of loving someone; Because I have a dream, I am persistent, and I am tortured by waiting for someone.

15. Give up perfection and you will be more relaxed; Facing the reality, you will be more comfortable; Appreciate yourself and you will be more confident; Make a good choice, and you will be more calm.

16. Girlfriend, you are really my best friend. You robbed my man and came to me to pretend to be poor.

17. The wages of labor and capital are like menstruation once a month, which disappears in a week.

18. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.

19. I don't want wealth and prosperity in my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

20. The pain of being a woman: When she has a physical relationship with the man she loves, she will naturally regard this relationship as an eternity, but men are different. They may only think that this is another interpretation of lifestyle. As the book says, it is better to keep a simple relationship between men and women before they make a commitment to get married, otherwise there is really no time to go back.

2 1. Looking at the flowers in front of the court, I am not surprised by the honor and disgrace, looking up at the clouds, and I have no intention of staying.

It is said that patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder put the money in their wallets in order of size.

23. If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

24. Sometimes, it is for love that you quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings.

25. In foreign countries, ideas and talents are king, but at home, relationships and flattery can run rampant.

26. There is a kind of yearning, which is a faint happiness; There is a kind of happiness that is often concerned; There is a kind of concern, which is appreciation from a distance. Not all dreams can come true; Not everything is told in time; Not all love has a result. Please take good care of love. When there are traces of snow in your hair, you can still remember the people who had such a wonderful time and made you miss. Isn't it a kind of happiness?

27. More brains make fewer friends. If you are less careful, there will be more people to play with you. If you have money, there will be more people with you. If you have no money, more people will stay away from you. That is the reality. Don't test people, it will disappoint you and make you desperate. It's good to know something, needless to say. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate. Do what you should do, and treat it safely with or without love.

28. It is better to play cotton at home in love these days.

29. You think you want to die, but you just want to be saved.

30. Time is like a river, the left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and the middle flows quickly, which is a faint youth sadness. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart.

3 1. Don't abandon your girlfriend. She is a little naive and stupid, and always so stupid. Martin said, that's because people really love you and don't want to play tricks on you, so they leave you face everywhere. I really think my girlfriend is an imbecile. When she doesn't love you, you will find that people actually know everything and their IQ is much higher than yours.

32. Cherish the people in front of you and do the things in front of you. Everything is wonderful. Remember! It may not rain on cloudy days.

The most attractive sentence

1. The day you left, I decided not to cry. I braved the wind and tried not to blink.

2. A strong person is not without tears, but can run forward with tears in his eyes.

3. Actually, I have been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will one day your tenderness belong to me? I won't make you sad or cry again!

4. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

A truly free society is that without any hero, anyone can be a waste.

6. The three bottom lines of speaking: First, try to tell the truth; Second, keep silent if you can't tell the truth; Three, have no right to remain silent and must lie, should not hurt others.

7. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness just because I can't let you go.

8. Real friends don't send text messages on holidays, and usually don't have a phone call. Once something happens, pick up the phone, without even saying an awkward greeting. You can go straight to the point.

9. Opportunity is a step to distinguish a hero from a bear. Everything in the previous step is nothing in the next step.

10. I thought this bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not the birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, without waiting.

1 1. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

12. Every love is humble. You don't admit it, but you haven't experienced it.

13. A netizen solemnly told me that the advantage of news broadcast Niu 13 is that you can watch a whole news even if you have been changing channels.

14. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

15. Sadness is an accessory of the night, just like love is accompanied by torture.

16. Actually, I've been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will one day your tenderness belong to me? I won't make you sad or cry again!

17. I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die if I say it. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid I'm dead. No one loves you more than I do.

18. The best way to make others remember you is to borrow money from him.

19. Love has only two endings, either taking different routes or taking the same route.

20. Love is not looking for a perfect person, but learning to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes.

2 1. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.

Please don't put sugar in honey water, because I'm afraid of being fat.

23. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

If one day I sleep and can't wake up, it's because I can be with you forever in my dream.

I will always remember what belongs to me. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.

26. mine is mine after all. I am your passer-by after all. You never loved me. It is destined that you will be fine. Destiny is predestined. No matter how I cross it, no matter how much I want to be close to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much, so much, so much to see you.

27. others can see the happiness on their faces. Who can feel the pain inside me?

28. Look at the flowers in front of the court, don't be surprised by honor or disgrace, look up at the clouds and clouds in the sky, and have no intention of staying.

29. Love is a flower that grows on the edge of a cliff. You must have the courage to choose it.

30. Black people become white when they go to see horror movies.

3 1. The children of other people's children in parents' mouths are our enemies.

32. Mom said, don't go to school. Go home and help me with my work

33. My retention is tangled.

The more people you know, the better. Don't squeeze into the circle where you can't squeeze in, and don't brag about who you know and who you have seen. Hold your horses and don't always try to please others. Other people's miracles have nothing to do with you. Don't chase after what you really can't get. Never pay attention to what makes you angry. Read more books and walk more. It is a trip on the way to school and work.

There is too much helplessness in our life, and we can't change it, and we can't change it. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change.

36. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

37. People who may be too emotional will eventually have a bad life. Trust, dependence, nostalgia, and minute-by-minute abuse make you doomed.

A more attractive sentence

1. A man never knows, and a woman says she broke up just to keep him.

2. Love is precious only when it is divided, and many people don't know how to cherish it. I didn't find it until I lost it. In fact, what I know best is the most precious.

3. If you are tired of wearing high heels, I will carry you; Your shoelace is loose, let me tie it; You don't want to eat, I'll feed you; If you want to get married, I will marry; If you want to sleep, I will hug you; If you are angry, I will coax you; You want to grow old together, I will accompany you; Your face is yellow. I want you. You can love me as long as we don't dislike each other. We don't need to last forever, as long as we live in each other's hearts every day, then we won't be apart.

It is strange that I am too young for people or dogs to see clearly.

I love you not because I need you, but because I love you.

6. I refused everyone's ambiguity just to wait for your uncertain future. I bet on the happiness of my life. How can you let me lose?

7. The same tune can't recognize the previous melody.

8. In March, the spring is strong; At the end of the dream, in memory, the stars under the moon can't see the four seasons. Remember this time last year? At that time, flowers were in full bloom and butterflies were flying. Night has come, remember me? The rain is flying, who is not coming back?

9. Because I know that you are a child who is easily worried, I dare not fly too far when I put the thread in your hand. No matter how I fly to the clouds with the wind, I hope you can see it. Even if I get lost occasionally, I know you are waiting for me.

10. Even if we have the greatest dream in the world, it doesn't prevent us from getting the happiness of an ordinary person. There is only one success in this world, and that is to live in the way you like.

1 1. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

12. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, there was an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass by in a hurry.

13. If you don't peel the bark, you will die! People are shameless and invincible in the world.

14. If you love, please love deeply; If not, please leave.

15. There are many accidents and misses in life, and the kite in hand will suddenly be disconnected.

16. Twinkling stars, stars in the sky, daydreams full of money.

17. Smiling is a kind of sadness.

18. The wood said to the fire: Hold me! The fire swallowed the wood. The wood turned to ashes with a smile! The fire cried! Tears went out by themselves. When wood loves fire, it is doomed to be burned.

19. In fact, it is ok for a person to pursue the life he wants, regardless of his age. Life should not be influenced by age, environment, public opinion of people around you and the success or failure of peers. You are the master of your life, and there are countless possibilities in the future. Maybe we can't see what it looks like with our present knowledge and insight, but everything is possible, so please don't let the present reluctance ruin your confidence in the future.

20. I am confused, but I never escape from reality; I am indifferent, but as long as I meet the right person, I will burn; I am timid, but I will show enough courage when necessary; I don't have grand ideals, but I work hard silently every day; I may be young, but I should be proud of myself.

2 1. You can have everything in this era, but you can't have a face.

22. A simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the instant and lasting feeling, and I am not happy at all, so I only believe in the moment.

23. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I smiled because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I couldn't have you!

24. Once was once, so were memories.

25. Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

26. In a world of rising prices, some people are becoming more and more mean.

27. There are times when everyone refuses to shed a tear when the most crying thing happens. When the person who wanted to stay most left, he gnashed his teeth and refused to say anything about staying. I cried to surrender countless times in my heart, but pretended not to care on my face. At that moment, I felt so strong that my youth was consumed day by day in the painful strength. I didn't realize until later that I tried to be brave because I was weak. Always put self-esteem above life.

28. Ignore me or ignore me. I'm here whether I come or not.

It doesn't matter how you play, what matters is how you feel when you play the piano.

In this chaotic secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart.