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Funny blessings for Chinese Valentine's Day: I wish you good luck
2. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming. I wish you endless wealth and good luck. May your life be filled with wonderful dramas one after another, and happy events come to your doorstep from time to time. !Sending you a text message, wishing you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
3. The Chinese Valentine's Day is here, I want to send you a pot of love Mala Tang, with happiness as the base, time as the soup, and thoughts and blessings as the toppings , put your love and my love in the soup, dip it in the little ingredients of thoughts and blessings, and let the sweet taste permeate the heart.
4. The Chinese Valentine's Day is here, send me a text message, wishing you success in your work, happiness every second, always smiling, happy mood and good health, making lots of money, love without love will come soon, with love Happiness till old age. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
5. The Chinese Valentine's Day is here. Just because I didn't give you a small gift doesn't mean I don't love you. Just because I didn’t say sweet words to you doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. Some people are always like me. They don’t say I love you on the surface, but in fact they miss you. happy holidays.
6. The Chinese Valentine's Day is here. Now close your eyes, hold your hands together, and say to me: Let me have a happy and satisfying destiny, and let the person I love the most be happy and healthy for a lifetime. Your wish will come true, happy holidays.
7. The Chinese Valentine's Day is here, is it Valentine's Day without a lover? Doesn't it feel good to you? But it doesn't matter, I have helped you go through the back door at Yue Lao's place. He said that when he is laid off, your marriage will be determined. It’s almost here. Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!
8. The Chinese Valentine’s Day is here. I’ll give you a flower to say I miss you. I’ll give you two flowers to say I miss you. I’ll give you flowers all over the mountains and plains: still. Don't run away, the bumblebee has been attracted. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.
9. This is the day of Chinese Valentine’s Day. The farther the distance, the more my love. The farther the distance, the stronger my love. I hope our Chinese Valentine's Day will always belong to us, may our Chinese Valentine's Day always be happy, and may our love belong to us.
10. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, can you give me a gift? Please put your right hand on your face and caress your face for me; put your left hand on your heart and let me hear that you miss me. Heartbeat! I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
11. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming. I wish you who are affectionate will always be romantic, passionate you will always be young, sincere you will always be happy, and innocent you will always be happy and affectionate. You will always be sweet and infatuated, you will always be happy!
12. Tips for giving gifts during the Chinese Valentine’s Day: jewelry for the beautiful, flowers for the romantic, chocolate for the fat, love letters for the silly, jokes To the lovely one, this text message is for you! I wish you a happy holiday!
13. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming. I wish you a sweet love, a progress in your career, a gentler lover, and happiness and love till the end of your life. . Cherish love and never relax, and you will be happy every minute.
This is a wish from a good friend, may everything come true!
14. The Chinese Valentine's Day is today, and the cold autumn and winter are coming with it. Even if I can't give you such a warm promise, but As long as you feel a little bit chilly in this autumn and winter, I will definitely run naked on the street! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day
15. I wish you in advance the Chinese Valentine's Day: your measurements will be devilish, your income will be great, and you will be free from housework. Happiness becomes daily, love lasts, sentiment becomes petty bourgeoisie, shopping becomes crazy, friends become large, and husband becomes servant! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
16. The most perfect text message for Chinese Valentine's Day, whoever receives it You will never break up, you will always be your lover’s favorite, troubles will never come close to you, and a smile will always hang on your lips. Treasure this text message, and may my blessings always be by your side!
17 .What I want to say to you most on Chinese Valentine's Day is: I don't love you, but I love you very much; I don't love you, but I love you very much; I don't miss you, but I miss you very much; I can't live without you for a while. , but I can't live without you for the rest of my life!
18. The Chinese Valentine's Day comes true, I hope that today the red leaves are fragrant and the remaining resentment can be eliminated. In the 99 dormitory, I linger and complain about my heartache. I want to be eternal day and night, and God gives me another gift. An excuse to date you, the person I love, spend time with you, every day is Valentine's Day.
19. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you have a lover, continue to be sweet. If you don't have a lover, don't be discouraged. If you have a goal, work harder. If you have no goal, continue to search. I want a romantic candlelight dinner and a real reunion under the moon. Yuelao will send you a message in a low-key manner, keep it confidential!
20. Chinese Valentine’s Day brings blessings: the couple reunites and their relationship is as sweet as honey; the work goes smoothly and the wallet is overflowing; the husband is handsome and the wife is beautiful; dreams come true and everything comes true Good luck; a friendly reminder, you have made the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl jealous!
21. A date on Chinese Valentine’s Day is a rare occasion: date a lover, love will last forever; date a lover, happiness will last forever; date relatives, warmth will last forever; date friends, friendship last forever ; I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day! Go on a date as soon as possible!
22. Chinese Valentine's Day husband rules: hand over all income, take the initiative to do housework, ask for instructions and report everything, make everything clear, turn down all social activities, and do all overtime work Cancellation, the gift quality should be higher, create a romantic atmosphere, and your wife will be happy!
23. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, those who have a lover continue to be sweet, those who don't have a lover don't be discouraged, work harder if you have a goal, and continue if you don't have a goal Looking for a romantic candlelight dinner and a real get-together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a message, keep it confidential!
24. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I will make a wish under the moon, so that happiness will surround you. Health is on the left, beauty is on the right, success is in front, and sweetness is behind. , May you have peace under your feet and happiness on your head! Be happy every day.
25. Qixi Festival is accompanied by the Seventh Happiness: the first happiness is the reunion of the infatuated man and woman, the second happiness is the singing of flowers and wine, the third happiness is the magpie coming to meet on the bridge, the fourth happiness is the moonlight coming to help, the fifth happiness is the reunion tonight, and the six happiness You and I are holding hands together, and our love will last forever!
26. You are the best on Qixi Festival! Yue Lao becomes your slave, pulling strings to guide whoever you want; Cupid gives you luck, and the arrow of love is given to you You; Venus also wishes you a happy marriage and happiness in the world.
My friend sincerely reminds you, seize the opportunity and don’t miss it!
27. Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day! Although this text message is only four short words, it profoundly expresses my blessings and emotions for you. It can be said to be concise and comprehensive. Short and concise, with an exclamation mark at the end, it has a profound artistic conception and a natural feeling!
28. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon, and those who receive this message will fly together. If you delete it, you will be surrounded by love. Reply to show that you are If you are happy in love, not replying proves that you are busy dating. Saving means sweet love! Forwarding means happy love, just do it!
29. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon, in order to show your passion, Instead of sending roses, I will send you a piece of floral cloth, knitted by the Weaver Girl; I won’t send you chocolates, but a piece of brown sugar made by the Cowherd; I won’t send you a candlelight dinner, but let’s watch the stars together, waiting for you!
30. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. I wish all the lovers in the world will finally get married. I wish those who haven't found a wife to meet Snow White as soon as possible, and those who haven't yet found a husband to catch the dark horse prince as soon as possible. Everyone happily watch my number one. Blessings!
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