Find two-part allegorical sayings, proverbs, humorous stories, ancient and modern jokes, hints and advertising words, which should be detailed and brief.

Boil crabs in a boiling pot-let's see how long you run wild. Crazy girls tell jokes-Laugh and laugh. Invite wolves to visit poor widows to go to the fair-nobody is needed, and mice fall into the water tank if they want money-fashionable (wet hair) Han Xiangzi plays the flute to make the storm more violent. Anyway, I sell umbrellas. Proverbs:

A twisted melon is not sweet. Thousands of people have thousands of tempers, and thousands of people look like them. To catch a dragon, you have to go into the sea, and to fight a tiger, you have to go up the mountain. People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor. Three hundred and sixty lines, each line is the champion. Judge not a book by its cover.

Two-part allegorical saying:

Eating melon seeds knocks out bugs-everyone (benevolence) has a piece of meat on the rooster's head-the size is an official (crown). It's unnecessary to water the ground in rainy days. Han Xin will send soldiers-the more the better. Liu Bei will borrow Jingzhou-whether he can borrow it or not

Joke 1 I am a psychiatrist, and I often encounter some dumbfounding things in my work. One day at noon, the office phone was constantly harassed by boring people, and everyone's anger could not be suppressed. When the phone rang for the last time, they swore wildly, and then they hung up directly. Later, a little sister from logistics came to our office and asked us in horror, "Did your patient just answer the phone?" "

When Zheng Banqiao was the magistrate of Weixian County, one day the officers reported that the magistrate was passing by Weixian County, but Zheng Banqiao didn't go out to meet him. It turns out that the magistrate was born from a class donation, and the money he bought was enough to carry a sedan chair, but he didn't have any real talent in his stomach, so Zheng Banqiao looked down on him. Magistrate adults came to the county government kitchens, Zheng Banqiao not out of the city to meet, in the heart very unhappy. At the banquet, the magistrate became more and more angry. Just then, the officer served a plate of river crabs, and the magistrate thought, "Why don't I let him improvise poems on crabs? If I can't do it, I'll shame him in public again, and I'll be sulking in my heart!" So he pointed to the crab with chopsticks and said, "This thing is rampant in rivers, and it is arrogant. I have heard for a long time that Zheng's talent is extraordinary. Why not sing a poem on this thing to help the wine?" Zheng Banqiao knew what it meant, and after a moment's reflection, he said, "Eight claws are running wildly in all fields, and two claws are dancing with dignity, but there is nothing in the abdomen, so he dips in ginger vinegar and sings with wine." The magistrate is very embarrassed.

3 There is a notice posted at the door of a girl's dormitory: "Boys and lunch boxes are not allowed in". Ask what the solution is? Answer: "Both of them will make a big girl's stomach ..." 4 A fifth-grade elementary school girl was laughed at by her classmates because of her chest development, and went home to cry to her mother. Her mother comforted her: "Never mind, they will laugh at you for at most two years, and you can laugh at them for at least 2 years!"

5 A classmate cheated in a CET-6 before, and was discovered by the invigilator. The teacher walked by him and left a sentence: I won't catch this, the correct rate is too low, and the classmate won't talk about it ...

Advertising words:

Didi is fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. (Maxwell Coffee)

A Dutch travel agency published an advertisement: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long. " The blue sky will cure your teeth well, your appetite will be good, your body will be great, and you will eat well.

Prompt:

Cherish the source of life, "shut down" every bit of food, but every grain is hard. The campus is my home, and cleaning depends on everyone to show your elegance in the corridor and show your majestic posture on the playground.