Any super funny copywriting?

1. I make myself so round just to prevent others from looking down on me.

2. Finally I understand why you have to "lick" Oreos first, because then no one will grab them.

3. How much does love cost? If it's more than two yuan, I'll buy spicy strips

4. The taste in the world is pure joy, can you find a partner?

5. Your words of respect many years ago have made me lose weight.

6. Do you think rich people are happy? Wrong, their happiness is beyond your imagination.

7. Don’t play with fire in Minecraft, otherwise you can’t afford the consequences. 8. Money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card

9. True love needs to wait, anyone can say they love you, but not everyone can wait for you

10. Be a brave person and learn to bear every slap that fate gives you

11. The bravest thing I have ever done is to listen to you tell your story

12. Sunflowers think they can’t live without the sun, but they can’t live without the soil either.

13. Please use some skills when you lie to others. Since you lied, don’t let me know the truth

14. Other girls have good personalities, good looks, and good tempers, but I have a good appetite!

15. Only when you hide little stars in your heart can your life be bright.

16. I am a little fat homebody, carefree and comfortable. I don’t get up during the day and don’t sleep at night.

17. The traces of forgetfulness mark a deep scar in my heart. 18. Come hang out with me. From now on, if I have a mouth to eat, you will have a bowl to wash.

19. Since you are not allowed to fall in love, you might as well stop giving out school uniforms to avoid others calling them couple costumes.

20. I have been single for a long time. Even when I see two dumplings stuck together when cooking them, I have to use a shovel to separate them.

21. Those who say I don’t need to lose weight are bad people.

22. When others say "Hello mother", you can say: Hello son.

23. Life is full of ups and downs, but the big brother has the last laugh.

24. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hatred.

25. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first important thing is to eat and drink well.

26. Self-cultivation for girls to take photos: take only one selfie out of three thousand.

27. You always say that your dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early or get up early.

28. Marry a woman like me. Although it won’t cost you a fortune or a country, it will be enough to bankrupt you. 29. Poverty limits so many things, so why doesn’t it limit my weight?

30. There are only two things I can’t do in my life, that is, I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

31. If life deceives you, don’t be anxious, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.

32. After passing this village, there is still this store, because it is a chain store.

33. Are there any healing sentences, such as receiving 10,000 yuan from Alipay?

34. Some people appear well-informed on the surface, but behind the scenes they have never even seen Peppa Pig.

35. There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, but the new ones are the best!

36. There is no endless banquet, but if you treat me, I can accompany you to eat more .