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In the circle of friends, it is said that drying cats is suitable for sending cats.
When I woke up, I saw the cat's ass. My youth is so miserable.
Now I have a white cat with sky blue eyes. In the dark, the pupil emits ruby-like light, which is very cute and terrible.
4. Why do you like keeping cats and dogs? Because cats are always cats and dogs are always dogs, but sometimes people are not necessarily people.
This kitten is really interesting. Its tail always likes to shake. If the owner gently holds down its tail, it will shake. If the owner holds down its tail heavily, it will break free and run away.
6. Meow meow, there is a kitten's cry from outside. I rushed to the door and opened it. It's a black kitten with a circle of white hair around its neck, just like wearing a white collar.
7, like the present life, simple, raising cats, do not need to envy others, and do not need too many friends.
8, often, like a person leaning against the window, enjoying the warm sunshine, watching the cat play alone in the sun, that feeling is comfortable and elegant.
9. The kitten's four claws are as fast as knives. If you hold them in your hand, you will leave a few white marks.
10, keep a cat for a long time, and you will find that you will gradually become a cat's character. Like staying at home and sleeping.
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