Ipartment 1 episode 1 all lines+specific plot.

Bus driver (to Zhanbo): Either swipe your card, put in coins, or leave here. What are you twisting?

Bus driver (to the bodyguard who followed Wan Yu): Hey, either coin in, swipe your card, or get out. What are you looking at? (Two bodyguards look at each other and get off)

Bus driver: You can't afford a bus, and you dare to pretend to be the matrix, huh!

Zhan Bo (describing his sister intoxicated): "People affectionately describe her in eight words: quiet as a virgin, moving as crazy."

Yifei: Yes! That's right! 50 meters on the red carpet. Why am I short of 10 meter? This boss is so wicked! The price of pork has gone up, so the carpet will give me a short weight? Their carpet is not made of pigskin, is it? ! Notify the lawyer, I want to sue him!

Ceng Xiaoxian: Listener friends, I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm Ceng Xiaoxian, welcome to continue listening to your moon, my heart ... Xiaoxian has such a roommate, who lives in two suites in the same apartment with a girl, but unfortunately, one always goes to the left and the other always ... takes the elevator ... So they often can't meet each other until an accidental meeting makes them get to know each other and pushes the wall open, only to find out that it is actually.

Audience calls: eat sesame seed cakes and beer covers, wonton eats moth balls, swats flies on nails, goes to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and the mobile phone falls into the merit box and cannot be taken out.

Wan Yu: Master, are we far from the city center?

Bus driver: It wasn't far just now, but it's quite far now.

Wan Yu: But we're going downtown to see the wedding.

Bus driver: Today's wedding?

Wan Yu: Yes.

Bus driver: That may be too late ...