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A joke with a belt.
At lunch, two colleagues don't know why they lifted the bar (joking). A said to B: You kneel down and give me a knock, and I will give it to you 100. B said: knock 200! A gritted his teeth and said, deal! B you look sweaty! I just don't know how to deal with it. C tells B, knock! Rest assured! Think of it as the wrong grave!
A person dialed the wrong number today! Come up and call me honey ... I'm a man, too! I don't know if I'm stupid ... just say, "Please stop harassing my girlfriend ..........." and then turn off my cell phone calmly. ...
Traveling with my buddies, I saw a piece of paper money with ancient heads and instruments printed in the merit box of the temple. My buddy flew into a rage and roared, "If you don't donate this quality, don't donate it and don't throw money away!" " I whispered, "don't make so much noise, that's a win."
A man bought a book in a bookstore and said to the clerk, I want to buy a book. There is no murder here, but there is a hidden murder. There is no love, only love and hate; There are no detectives, but they are always on their guard. Can you recommend one for me? "Only this", said the clerk, "China Stock Market".
Go out for a snack. Halfway through the meal, an aunt came over and asked me mysteriously, "Do you want a girl?" . I was happy at that time and thought the service industry was too developed. I said, let's buy one. Two minutes later, the proprietress served a plate of duck head. ...
A man had nothing to do one day, went to the park to play, met a fortune teller and asked for divination. The fortune teller stared at a man for a long time and said, "You are the father of two children." A man held out three fingers contemptuously. "That's your idea, I am the father of three children!" The fortune teller paused for half an hour and said contemptuously, "That's just your idea! "
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