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To continue an ending for Kong Yiji. Don't be sad.

Kong Yiji drank the wine and walked slowly in the laughter of others. On the way, a group of children gathered around and sang with a smile: "Kong Yiji, a poor scholar, can't break his leg by stealing books;" Kong Yiji, book thief! " Kong Yiji blushed and the veins stood out: "Not a thief, not a thief ... stealing books is not stealing, not stealing ..."

Escaping from the hotel was laughed at by the children. Kong Yiji was full of shame and ran away from the children. Now he is homeless and sleeps on the street. He thought, "How can a scholar sleep on the street?" So I climbed the mountain with difficulty. It was gray and raining in Mao Mao, and Kong Yiji was injured. He read: "the sky is like my heart, the rain is like my tears ... I am meaningless in this world." I just died, and the gentleman is indifferent to the world ... "He said and walked to the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, I stopped and said, "No, no, I haven't realized my wish. I can't die. I want to take part in the imperial examination again and seek the fame of a scholar." So he went back.

Kong Yiji hasn't been here for several days. People are sure that he is really dead. There was no joyful atmosphere in the shop, people drank bored, and no one mentioned Kong Yiji. The shopkeeper turned over the old account and recited the matter that Kong Yiji owed nineteen dollars: "This thief won't pay back the money in life and death, so why pretend to be lofty!" At this time, there was a conversation outside the store: "I heard that Kong Yiji won the bid, and this time he really brought back a scholar. He is on his way back to the city, and the big class is escorting him! " "Really? Isn't he dead? " This is a topic in the shop, and everyone is full of doubts about Kong Yiji's bid. The shopkeeper smiled and said, "How can a thief become a scholar? It's a joke ... "After a while, everyone broke up.

A few hours later, the sound of beating gongs and drums was heard in the distance, and it was getting closer and closer to the hotel. Everyone came out to watch the fun! I saw a large group of people coming, and the reporter shouted: "Master Kong has raised his hand and returned to his hometown!" These people came to the door of the shop and stopped. A well-dressed man strode to the store, followed by a dozen followers. Hey, it's really Kong Yiji, wearing dirty and torn clothes, who won the scholar! The shopkeeper was stunned. Kong Yiji took out twenty dollars from his sleeve and patted it on the table: "Look, there is no shortage of you, and there is one more!" The shopkeeper was at a loss: "Yes, yes! Thank you, Master Kong! Thank you, Master Kong! Master Kong, would you like something to drink? "

At this moment, Ding came over and knelt down to Kong Yiji as soon as he entered the hotel: "Master Kong, Master Kong! I feel sorry for being small, but you are too big to be small. I have sent someone to build a house for you. Small accompany you to have a look? " "All right!" Kong Yiji walked toward the outside. "Come on, protect Master Kong!" Ding followed like a puppy. The shopkeeper said, "Master Kong, take care! ……"

Next, people kept running to Kong Yiji's house, delivering pigs, eggs, geese and gold and silver jewelry. In order to please Kong Yiji, the owner also asked me to write a book "How to write the word" fennel "about fennel beans" ...