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The joke of losing the college entrance examination.
The classmate asked, "Why did you do so badly in this exam?"
Xiao Ming said, "The man sitting in front of me is too tall and too far from left to right. I sprained my neck and can't look behind."
Pick up a college entrance examination admission ticket
On the first night of the college entrance examination, I found an admission ticket for the college entrance examination and was in a hurry.
First, I called the police, then waited for more than half an hour, and finally contacted the owner with the police, looking for a school teacher, and finally contacted it at 9 o'clock in the evening;
The man said lightly on the phone, "I didn't do well in the exam today, let me throw it away …" and then hung up!
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