I am in urgent need of an English joke. I just started the third grade, and the number of words in the essay is about 2 words. It's funny and easy to recite. Ok, 2 points! ! !

one day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the sales girl: "How long will this pair of shoes last?" One day, a doctor went to a shoe store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the counter, he asked the salesman, "How long can these shoes last?"

"It depends. If you don t use it, the shoes will never wear out." "It depends. If you don't wear them, they will never break. "

Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital. And the happened to be the customer she served. After the girl got the prescript ion from the doctor, she asked: "How soon will I get better with the medicine?" A few days later, the salesman fell ill and went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor happened to be the customer. When the salesman took the prescription, he asked, "How long will it take me to get well after taking this medicine?"

"it depends." The doctor answered, "If you don t use it, you will never get better." It depends. " The doctor said, "If you don't take medicine, you will never get better."