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Tongue story
The king sent his emissary out to look for the worst thing in the world and then brought it back to him. A few days after the messenger left. When he came back empty-handed, the king asked, "What did you find? Where is the worst thing in the world? " The messenger replied, "Here it is." Then stick out your tongue. The king asked the messenger to explain. The messenger said, "My tongue is the worst thing in the world, because it can lie and spread evil words. When I indulge my tongue too much, I will be exhausted and my words will hurt others. In short, my tongue is the worst thing in the world. " The king was satisfied with this explanation, so he sent messengers to look for the most beautiful things in the world.
A few days later, the messenger returned empty-handed. "What's the matter this time? Where is the most wonderful thing in the world? " Asked the king. This time the messenger said nothing and stuck out his tongue. "How is that possible? Explain it quickly! " Cried the king. The messenger replied, "My tongue is the most wonderful thing in the world, because it can express love and beauty, spread poetry and fairy tales, and recite the name of God." It also gives me a sense of taste and makes me feel the taste of food. In short, my tongue is the most wonderful thing in the world. "The king was very satisfied, so he promoted the special envoy to the royal advisory group.
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