Funny birthday wishes jokes

Funny Birthday Blessings

Blessings refer to sentences that express good wishes to people. Below are the funny birthday wishes I compiled, let’s take a look.

1. The sea is full of water, spiders are all legs, and chili peppers are so spicy. I really don’t regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday. May you smile from ear to ear every day. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds. There is endless joy in the faint poems. In the endless joy, there is my gentle blessing. Happy birthday.

2. I heard that at this time more than 20 years ago, there was sudden lightning and thunder, dark clouds covered the sun, and a violent storm. Only a cry was heard, and a strong little guy was born, a pink and tender piglet. ! Hey, happy birthday, pig!

3. A little pig had nothing to do and blew flames around the cake. The flames were so big that it roasted his face and turned into a pig’s head on the plate. He grinned so beautifully and made everyone smile. While talking, I muttered: Happy birthday, little bitch.

4. I heard you have a birthday? You still have the guts to notify me! I remember the last time it was my birthday, the gift you gave me was a piece of paper with only three words written on it, crookedly: "You idiot". The opportunity for revenge has finally arrived, and I will graciously give you four words, written in black and white: "You are even more idiotic"!

5. Xu Jing: Today is your birthday, and you are the most deserving ‘beast’ star today. I sincerely wish you a ‘happy birthday’. On major festivals, pig heads are always served, cooked ones, haha

6. Today is your birthday, and I will grant you the honorary title of "the lucky one". Look at you: less sleepwalking, less drowsy gambling, and more capable of ruthless emotions. Worry, spend time training your brain. Happy birthday!

7. That day, I met you again by the river. I haven’t seen you for many days, but you are still so chic, wearing that green plaid shirt you like, holding out your round little head, slowly As I walked, I couldn't help but want to say to you: Happy birthday, little turtle.

8. It is true that silence is golden; it is also true that children who cry eat more candy. The so-called maturity is from a tadpole to a frog, not from a small tadpole to a big tadpole. Today is your mature day, wish you a frog, happy birthday!

9. I am sending you this text message with only one purpose, and that is: Big Beast Star, today is your birthday, happy birthday to you pig!

10. Today is you ’s birthday; you made a wish to Jesus about the incomparably merciful God! Send me a beautiful woman! Jesus said that the beautiful woman is here; when you open your eyes and take a look, you can’t believe it! The beauty is actually a little pig reading text messages!

11. Xu Jing: Tang Monk led his apprentice to the west and suddenly found that Bajie was missing. He sent Wukong to look for him everywhere. Wukong came back and said, "Master Bajie is reading birthday blessing text messages today." good!

12. When your birthday comes, hurry up and give you gifts. I’ll give you a car. I’m afraid you’ll drive it into the water. I’ll give you a book. I’m afraid you don’t have a mouth. I’ll give you glasses, but I have no legs. I’ll give you a party and no one will. Please race the cake to the moon. The sandwich is the earth. May you be happy alone and have no one to accompany you.

13. You look like this, the pixels are relatively low! But Hui is very smart, he is simply extremely smart, he has no hair, not even his beard and eyebrows. It’s just like a pig. Ha, it’s a good day today. Happy birthday to you, pig!

14. Boring, boring, boring. . This is my state at the moment; looking forward to looking forward to. . This is your state at the moment. Wasn't it a surprise when the phone rang? What I sent was not a service message. I still remembered what day it was. Happy birthday to you!

15. Today is your birthday. I will give you whatever you want. If you want memories, I can give them to you. If you want a future, I can create it for you. You want my wife, hehe, I'm sorry. I don't.

Happy birthday!

16. Yesterday I saw God. He told me that you are going to give birth today. I asked him what to give birth to. He said it was nothing, just give birth to the sun. It is so hot today, so I hope the sun will set soon

17. Today is your birthday, pig. Happy birthday to you, pig. If you don’t accept it, then I will say happy birthday to you, pig!

18. "Birthday is a major event of the year, which means turning one year older. I will give you neither more nor less on this day. First, I will give you a kiss, and then I will give you a hug. , give you a hug at the end. Happy birthday. "

19. I heard that Wukong was particularly anxious some time ago. Why? It was said that his second senior brother was lost and could not be found anywhere. Later, he found out that Bajie’s birthday was today and he was currently reading text messages.

20. Donor: The color of the underwear you are wearing today is very ominous and unfavorable for your actions. I hope you will take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to keep yourself safe. Well done, well done...Happy birthday!

21. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds bring you heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! I know your birthday is coming soon, so just tell me what gift you want. Tell me, tell me quickly... ...After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired

22. Today is your birthday. To express your congratulations, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome! Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Pig, happy birthday to you!

23. There are 365 days in a year, and today is what I have been waiting for. Your pistachio, which blooms every thirty years and bears fruit every thirty years, finally blossoms today. , I sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

24. Today, n years ago, you came into this world crying like a gangster. Today, n years later, I hope you still have the courage to play a gangster, haha. Congratulations, you are another year older!

25. Do you understand Japanese? Don’t you understand? Send blessings in Japanese: You have to wash the pots, you have to wash the bowls, you have to wash both the pots and the bowls! Chinese translation: Happy birthday, happy birthday!

26. I know it’s your birthday today, but the dilemma is that you know and I know. well! Just know if you know, spend money on it, send you a text message, who makes you my good friend! --Happy birthday to you!

27. Today is your birthday! I’m going to give you a birthday cake! Are you so happy? It's still screaming at me for its tail!

28. I lost a pet pig. Today is its birthday. I hope that caring people can help me find it. Extended reading: Birthday wishes

1. Every star is decorated with the color of time, every smile blesses the temperature of happiness, tie a bow with love in the new candlelight, and send a greeting of love with your heart. In sweetness, I wish you a happy birthday.

2. The sun is golden, the moon is silver, and my blessings are colorful. May you be chased by happiness, surrendered by good luck, arrested by happiness, and stuck by smile. Let me do it today. I wish you a happy birthday from afar!

3. The cold is better at high places: A father’s love is like a mountain, and the sea embraces all rivers. Father's love is like a river, carrying long-cherished wishes. Father's love is like a road, winding and lingering. A father's love is like heaven, supporting his home. Father's love is like a harbor, nourishing and warm. I wish my father a happy birthday, good health and peace!

4. Missing you has become a permanent dream, your charming smile in every dream. Today is your birthday. I would like to make a sweet cake and send you sweet blessings. I would like to make soft candlelight and send you deep blessings: Happy birthday!

5. Today is a special day. I send you my best wishes in the blue sky. I hope you will have a colorful life and endless happiness every day in the future! Happy birthday to you!

6. You only have one life, may you hold on to happiness for the rest of your life. Your birthday is only one day, I wish you happiness every minute.

I have only one blessing, give you a golden bell of health and peace! Happy birthday!

7. Candlelight illuminates a smiling face, a card records blessings, time depicts a friend, and happiness infects a birthday. My friend, today is your birthday. I hope all your dreams come true. come true.

8. Flowers represent my love for you, chocolates represent my wishes for a sweet life for you, and text messages represent my sincere gifts to you. I wish you, my dear: Happy birthday! Always happy!

9. If there are countless scenery in life, may happiness be at the top of the list; if the emotional journey is long and lasting, may happiness be at the forefront! ? Your birthday is accompanied by our blessings!

10. Because of your arrival, the world has an attractive color; because of your arrival, life has a kind of expectation; in the candlelight of your birthday, please light every candle with your heart, Those are my wishes: Happy birthday!

11. Xiaobai: Are you there? I know you are here. Can you give Xiaoxin an early birthday gift on July 7th? It's you who loves me! Thinking of you together, that picture is beautiful. If I cry too, it's because I love you!

12. Spring is warm and the flowers are blooming and the grass is green, but a group of demons are looking for you. They threaten to be ruthless: peel off the skin of your troubles, pull out your pain tendons, and tie them with the rope of peace. You, the shackles of happiness hold you tight. Happy birthday to my wife!

13. I wish this wonderful life will always follow you, and the sunshine of a wonderful life will always be with you. Because, for decades, we have shared the ups and downs of family life together and basked in the sunshine of a wonderful life. Husband, you are the most qualified, proudly accept our blessings for you, happy birthday to you!

14. On this special day, on behalf of the person who loves you the most, I would like to extend my most affectionate blessings and warmest greetings to my dearest and lovely baby, Pig You eat more, gain weight, people will love you, flowers will bloom, and you can sell it for a good price. Happy birthday always.

15. You are the happiest woman in the world. You have a handsome, charming, humorous and loving husband who loves you very much and keeps his promise to you throughout your life and will accompany you today every year. You have been through this journey together, and I will love you forever. Happy birthday, my wife!

16. Flowers convey friendship, true love is in the heart, romance spring is always there, flowers bloom and smiles bloom. May you be as beautiful as a peony and as pure as a lotus. Fascinating all the gentlemen, everyone praises him! Happy birthday!

17. On this day that year, you clenched your little fists and fell to the ground, and the world became more colorful because of you; today this year, you waved your big palms and laughed, and life was happy because of you. I feel so lucky to have a friend like you. Happy birthday.

18. Keep the spring and make your birthday colorful; take the green from summer to make you full of vitality; pick the fruits of autumn and make your birthday delicious; take the beautiful scenery of winter Presented, happy birthday to you!

19. No matter how beautiful the picture is, it cannot depict your beautiful face; no matter how beautiful the poem is, it cannot describe your infinite love; no matter how gorgeous the language is, it cannot express all my wishes for you. Happy birthday, Mom!

20. You know that I like you the most, but you always say that I don’t love you and that you are more important than my life. For your happiness, I will only leave you temporarily, and you will be in my arms soon.

21. You are the only one I wish for, the eternal greeting, and the unchanging thought of me. Being able to meet you in this life, no matter how much pain there is, I still feel beautiful. Your birthday is coming again. I wish you a happy birthday and good luck!

22. On this day that year, you clenched your little fists and fell to the ground, and the world became more colorful because of you; today this year, you waved your big palms and laughed, and life was happy because of you. I feel so lucky to have a friend like you. Happy birthday!

23. I really want to plant a flower in your gray hair. The gray years are infected with beauty. The deep ravines are fragrant. A mother's melody sounds in the candlelight. Spring is here with my gratitude. Planted in, happy birthday, mom.

24. Today is your birthday, my love, thank you for your hard work, and thank you for your care, understanding and support. Giving you all my love! Happy birthday!

25. Sweet, your smile is so sweet, just like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze. Why do you smile so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy birthday, my dear friend.

26. If time is like a TV remote control, then you are the happy channel, carrying the signal of happiness, laughing every day, especially the birthday reports, I say birthday to you Happy, the ratings will definitely soar.

27. Without sweet cakes, red wine, generous gifts, and melodious birthday songs, don’t regret it. You have the most sincere blessings in the world, happy birthday!

28. Lily flowers are pure and flawless, just like our affection is priceless; their fragrance is cool and elegant, just like our hearts care about each other. Happy birthday to you and may our friendship last forever.

29. Happy birthday to the youth. Friends are thinking of you and sending you blessings. The sun and the moon are traveling in circles. Sincere friendship is always with you. A bright smile is on your smiling face. When it comes to happiness, you are the sweetest. You have tasted all the birthday cakes. May you be happy forever. Every year is getting better, happy birthday!

30. Although it is just a small greeting, it is my concern; although it is just a gentle blessing, it is the voice of my heart; although it is just a heart song, it binds me The friendship between the two of you, I wish you a good mood every day!

31. If you want sweetness, then give you candy; if you want to be happy, then give you Barbie; if you want to get rich, then give you money, today is yours It’s your birthday, then happy birthday to you, haha, happy birthday! ;