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Women can't stand it.

Women can't stand it.

1, I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.

I want to put you in the morning sunshine, I can see you when I open my eyes, I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes.

3. Once you climb to the top of the mountain and peek, you will see a person and hug you.

This is the back of hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

5. What can I say? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.

6. Guess which side of my heart is on the left. Wrong, it's on your side.

7. Let me show you a magic trick. I'm finished. I like you better.

8. If you go to a place without doors and windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

10, I was going to walk in the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

1 1, I want to hug you through my mobile phone instead of thinking about you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.

12, for people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!

13, are you a rabbit? Why else do you always jump in my heart?

14, you are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, I am brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.