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1. A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven and went around Einstein to catch people. When he counted to 100, he opened his eyes and saw that all the owners were hiding, only Newton was still standing there.

Einstein came over and said, "Newton, I have you."

Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton."

Einstein: "Who are you if you are not Newton?"

Newton: "What are my feet?"

Einstein looked down at Newton standing on a one-meter square floor tile, puzzled.

Newton: "My foot is a square block of one square meter. I stand on it in Newton/square meter, and you are grabbing Pass's card."

Pass's card is very sad ...

2. The little white rabbit skipped around the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have 100 buns?"

Boss: "Leave some points, not that much."

"So ..." The little white rabbit left listlessly.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have 100 buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"

"So ..." The little white rabbit walked listlessly again.

On the third day, the white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have 100 buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we ate 100 buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "I like it so much, I bought two!" "