A cold joke with no money

1, what's wrong with fat, what's wrong with no money, what's wrong with non-mainstream. So look up and show them that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

2. Girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.

We have a little difference: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I hope she treats gold as dung!

4. People who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

If you have money, you are your father. If you have no money, you are still a fool. Work hard while you are young. Society is not your home. You can play as you like. Imagine that one day your parents.

6. Is it possible for your parents to give money to a stranger? They didn't even notice the beggar and gave you money in a hurry. What do they rely on?

7. Love can't be measured by money. You don't have to be happy to have money, but you can be happy without money. Finally, I wish all lovers in the world well.

8. When you have no money, your wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

9. A successful husband has more money to spend than his wife; A successful wife is looking for such a husband.