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The game is funny and brain teasers.
the game is funny, and the brain teaser-
1. Why don't hooligans have to pay for taking a bus? Answer: He is in a police car
2. Who becomes a father-in-law before becoming a father? Answer: eunuch
3. There are three birds fighting on the wire. Why did one bird fall and the other two also fell? Answer: because they applauded, they also fell down
4. Open the letter. (Name a city)? Answer: Kaifeng
5. The ninth marriage (typing a place name)? Answer: Paris
6. What is not afraid of cold in people? Answer: Snuff
7. Eighty is more than one horizontal, and one word is typed. Answer: Ping
8. People can climb Mount Everest, but there is one place that they will never climb. What is that place? Answer: on the top of my head
9. There is one thing, which is the whole past of young people's infancy, middle-aged people's adolescence and old people. What is it? Answer:
1. Yesterday, a vampire caught a person and didn't eat him immediately. What does the vampire want to do? Answer: Look at the blood type of that person first.
11. What's the word left without right? Answer: mouth
12. A driver rushed down the mountain quickly, but didn't hurt anyone. Why answer: The driver didn't drive
12. Answer: Anger (dung) makes the picture (paint) stronger (wall)
14. All the pigs in the world are dead. Answer: at least you
15. What should a person do if he wants to become a millionaire overnight? Answer: Dream on!
16. What should a person do if he wants to become a millionaire overnight? Answer: Dream on!
17. A bridge carries 8kg. Why can a person weighing 7kg cross the bridge with two balls weighing 1kg each? Answer: Go with the ball
18. Who is the most disobedient? Answer: deaf
19. How many sides does a box have? Answer: two, inside and outside
2. Why don't I go in when I get home? Answer: I forgot my key
21. What can I eat to my heart's content without spending money on it? Answer: air
22. What kind of things are fake and some people are willing to buy them? Answer: wig
23. What is the fastest? Answer: reaching heaven in one step
24. Lao Ming has three sons. The eldest son is called the eldest brother, and the second son is called the second brother (what's the younger son's name, please)? Answer: Xiao Ming
25. Line up to call a place name to go to the toilet? Answer: London.
26. What looks like a light bulb? Answer: bad light bulb
27. In "Dream of Spring in Jinling", Chiang Kai-shek went to a military school when he was a teenager. Who ran the military school at that time? Where is it? Answer: Yuan Shikai, in Baoding.
28. What word can everyone mispronounce? Answer: Wrong
29. They are not right. For three months, don't let people know (type a word)? Answer: stealing
3. A bee stops on the calendar and types an idiom? Answer: sunny and sunny
31. There is no water in the pool and no soil on the ground (type a word)? Answer:
Funny brain teaser 2
1. The Skull King had 165 magic points before he died, and the big move was not used, and he was not in the wonderful terrain. Why didn't he come back to life?
2. Carl hit a shadow demon with a fireball. Why didn't the shadow demon die?
3. Under normal conditions, the musket A hit a white cow with hp only 2 points. Why didn't he die?
4. What skill cd is the longest and consumes the least magic?
5. Why didn't the bounty hunter get the money when he successfully killed a red-blooded mage?
6. how does Bai Niu use the simplest method to get the height of the eye commonly used under the natural disaster road 2 tower?
7.lion attacked an enemy hero whose life was less than 5 with the third-level death finger, and the hero had no equipment and no state added by his teammates. Why didn't the hero die?
8. One day, the Guards regiment was flooded, which would not have killed anyone, but it was killed by a hero. Who killed them?
9. The Abyss Lord originally wanted to go back to the spring, but all his teammates returned to the spring, but he returned to the highland. Why?
in 1.6.74c, Traxex had a speed boot and an acceleration glove. She bought an elf leather boot but didn't have a synthetic leg. Why?
in 11.6.74c, the big naga opened the splitting arrow. Why can only attack 3 units?
12. blade master, who was full of blood and only had a phase blue staff, met terrorblade, who was full of red blood and only had a false leg hag. Why didn't they both die?
13.6.74c faceless void zooms in. There is something moving in his room. What is it?
14. Shadow Demon A with attack power over 1 attacked an enemy chicken with only two drugs and a headscarf. Why didn't the chicken die?
15. The bomber used the explosive skill to a centaur chief. The centaur chief died, but the bomber didn't. Why?
16. How can the Shadow Devil make the enemy heroes invisible without enlarging, using the front of Lothar and eating the invisibility symbol?
17. under what circumstances can the reward be seen by the enemy? (four noes: no eyes, no powder, no true vision, no mark, supplement: not under the tower)
18. The shadow demon destroyed the enemy's unarmed light method with a life of less than 249 three times. Why did the light method blood reach 251 after it was released?
19. Can the popular big move be used for Phoenix's big move: Can it be used by super nova? (non-brain sharp turn)
2. Will Little Naga's avatar make Lincoln enter the cd? (non-brain sharp turn)
21. The troll switches the process or remote state behind him. Why did the doppelganger disappear?
22. Why did a retired ice girl deliver an attack claw to the musket, but two appeared on the musket? (The musket had no claws to attack, and other teammates or chickens didn't give it anything.) (Supplement: I didn't buy it.)
23. Xiao Y's snake guards couldn't hit Windrunner in Windrunner? (non-brain sharp turn)
24. When the silence is enlarged, which heroes will say? Ok! ?
25. when did the speed of the prophet exceed 522? (transmitting tp, etc. is not counted)
26. Which hero was Sven happy when he threw the hammer at?
Some answers:
1. I didn't learn much
2. The shadow demon is Carl's teammate
3. He is the subject, which means musket
4. When the cooling time of buying live goods is less than 5 minutes, it is a defensive rune. Otherwise, in order to buy jobs
5, make up for teammates
6, jump off a knife and jump on it
7, and die, a finger hit a dead rider
8. The Guards regiment was flooded, and the captain told everyone to take his boat, but his boat would crash (causing injury and dizziness by the way)
9. He wanted to go back to the spring. I am not dead
1. Of the two pieces of equipment, I saw that there were
11 teammates who had not quit the game, only three enemy units around
12, their teammates
13, chicken
14, the shadow devil missed
15, the bomber had an immortal shield
16, the enemy was out of sight
17, and the landlord said that there were more than one correct answer. The extra blood is returned blood
19, can't
2, has not given an answer
21, switching avatars would have disappeared, try it if you don't believe it
22, it's a BUG
23, it has the word MISS, but it's harmful
24, there is no hero to say? Ok? , because no one can speak Chinese
25, the pushed stick is hooked and replaced
26, the hero who opened the blade armor or the hero who opened the bkb.
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