Women want to be thin, men want to be tall, enough to wear clothes and show their meat ... what is that whole joke?

In today's society, the poor eat meat, the rich eat shrimp, and the leading cadres eat the tortoise;

Men want to be tall, women want to be thin,

Dogs show their flesh when they wear clothes;

I used to leave my first time to my husband

Now I leave my first child to my husband;

Chickens crow in the country in the morning,

People crow in the city at night;

In the old society, actors sold their skills without selling their bodies,

In the new society, actors sold their bodies without selling their skills.

Their salaries are really going to rise.

They love the party more.

They can reward their children.

When they see their wives, they dare to shout.

They dare to taste seafood goose feet.

When they are free, they can go shopping.

When they meet beautiful women, their hearts itch.

when you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home

when you have money, eat wild vegetables in hotels.

when you have no money, ride a bike on the road

when you have money, ride a bike in the living room.

I want to get married when I have no money,

I want to get divorced when I have money

My wife and secretary when I have no money,

My secretary and wife pretend to have money when I have no money,

Pretend to have no money when I have money

People don't tell the truth:

They say that warrants are drugs and they are all playing;

It is said that money is the source of sin, and everyone is making money;

beauty is a disaster, and everyone wants it;

It's said that the heights are too cold for everyone to climb;

If alcohol and tobacco are harmful to your health, don't quit;

Say that heaven is the best, and don't even go ... OK, this is it. . . O(∩_∩)O~