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Funny and popular story of the Three Kingdoms 1
Cao Cao now completely controls the three brothers. Suddenly one day, on a whim, Cao arrested the three brothers and asked them to play a game of death!
Cao Cao ordered Liu to look for a fruit in the forest, but the three men were helpless and were sent to the forest by soldiers respectively.
After a while, Liu Bei ran out happily with two apples. Cao Cao was overjoyed and asked Liu Bei to stuff two apples into his anus.
Liu Bei tried his best to put it in, so Cao Cao killed him at once.
After a while, Guan Yu came out with five grapes. Similarly, Cao Cao asked him to stuff these five grapes into his anus.
Guan Yu stuffed four, and when he was in the fifth fortress, he suddenly smiled, and the grapes were all rotten with a bang, and then Cao Cao killed him, too.
In the underworld, Liu Bei met Guan Yu and asked, Second Brother, what are you laughing at? You can live without laughing.
Guan Yu replied, eldest brother, I really can't help it, because I saw third brother running out with a durian.
Zhang Fei: Cao Cao, you #! @¥! @¥! %!
Today's short story is shared here, hoping to bring joy to everyone. This story originated from the internet and is purely fictional.
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