Funny joke: Have you ever asked someone like this? Do you think bitter melon is sweet?

1.

I asked a foreigner, is Chinese easy to learn? Foreigners say, it’s hard to die. I said, how difficult is it?

Foreigners say that one horizontal line is one character, two horizontal lines are two characters, and three horizontal lines are three characters. I can understand this, but I can’t understand why those four characters are written like this. It’s really hard to kill the baby!

I just laughed it off. He went on to say, what else? You call going to the toilet convenient. Sometimes I see you and ask, is it convenient? Come over for dinner. What's more, they call a kind of noodles instant noodles. I can't understand it, it's hard for the baby to die.

I said, why are you speaking Chinese so awkwardly now?

He replied that it was because I had plastic surgery to look like a Chinese, so naturally it would not be a problem for me.

2.

? In a steakhouse, a waitress asked a customer: "Sir, what would you like to order?" ''

? The customer politely replied: ''Please give me a steak''

Unexpectedly, the female customer asked again: ''Sir, what do you want to order? ? ''

''Bring me a steak'' the customer said a little angrily.

The waitress then asked: "Sir, what do you want to order?" ''

The customer raised his voice and said: ''Give me a steak, you deaf! ''

''Okay, three steaks will be delivered to you right away! ''

''Huh? ''

3.

The death of a monk is called Nirvana; the death of an emperor is called death; the death of a prince is called death; the death of a scholar-official is called Bulu; the death of an ordinary person is called Bulu. If it's gone, it's called death. If the enemy dies, they will cry Oh Yeah. Ha ha!

4.

? ‘’Boss, are your melons sweet? ''

''You are not here to buy melons, get out of here! ''

''I just asked you if it's sweet or not. Why don't you tell me directly? Why did you tell me to get out? ''

''Have you ever asked me this question? Do you think bitter melon is sweet? ''