Black humorous jokes

Black humor joke 1:

1. Pol.ice was detained because of fishing law enforcement, and his wife came to visit when she heard the news, hoping to take two fish back to stew.

2. Q: What's the name of Dumbledore's brother?

a: he has two younger brothers, one is Dumbledore and Dumbledore are just right!

3. lady white snake: My menstruation has been irregular recently. I have a flow every day for a whole month, and I can't stop dripping. Do you know the reason, Master?

fahai: you are suffering from a snake disease, and the gods can't cure it!

4. Female:? It's late Why did you go early? ! ?

　B：? It was carved on the table by Lu Xun. ?

5. There was a mailbox in front of Xiaoming's house, but Xiaoming never wanted to collect it. One, two or three days passed slowly.

The mailbox was jammed, and when the postman came to deliver it again, he said, Oh! This is unbelievable. . .

6. Once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy who shouted at the foot of the mountain. The wolf is coming! ? The farmers rushed to the mountain panting and saw that there were no wolves at all.

the next day, the shepherd boy shouted again:? The wolf is coming! ? But there are still no wolves.

people don't believe what he said anymore. Later, the wolf really came, and many sheep were killed by the wolf.

this story tells us: if you believe in something, as long as you persist in not giving up, miracles will happen.

black humor joke 2:

1. What's not popular? What must be popular? Where's dad? Where's the time? Great. Where did the plane go?

　2、? My surname is You, and I want to give my unborn daughter a name. I want to sound more capable, and it is better to have a strong woman's taste and a little Japanese and Korean style. ?

　? Especially good at it. ?

　3、? You can play hula hoop to lose weight. ?

　? Can't play. ?

　? Can't you turn it?

　? Cann't fit in?

4. Someone: Hello, is it 11?

Pol.ice: Yes, what can I do for you?

a gentleman: where do you usually catch young ladies?

Pol.ice: We can often catch it in XX.

someone: ok, thanks!

Pol.ice: beep ~ beep ~ ...

5. I went to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes today, but I didn't find any eggs on the plate. It was as if I didn't put any salt in it. I asked the boss: What dish is this?

the boss smiled: tomatoes are super weak.