Friends circle makes people laugh for a second, and every sentence is very funny!

Eat areca used to quit smoking, but now he's all right. eat areca, smoke. Betel nut and smoking are powerful.

Second, Fujian people and Northeast people play idioms solitaire series: mutual affinity → printing thieves as fathers → hurting fathers → thinking bad. ......

3. Divide an earthworm into 9 segments, and the 9 segments grow into 9 earthworms respectively. What is the relationship between them? God replied: the most familiar strange earthworm ...

Before you are 40 or 30 years old, you have a hard time. You don't have to ask for anything. After 30, you will get used to it.

Make up your mind to change from tomorrow every night, live well and work hard, and turn over in bed at noon the next day: fuck, it's another day.

6. Someone asked me: How can I live alone in this society where things are constantly flowing? I answered "poor".

Seven, one person lives a happy life, two people live a life, but all three have to die.

Eight, eat less when you are fat, and go to bed early when you are sleepy; Earn more if you are poor, and stay away from points; God is embarrassed if you don't save yourself.

9. Such ghost stories happen every day at school. Pointing to an empty seat, I ask my classmates, "Classmate, is anyone here?"

Ten, the steamed buns in the school must be spies sent by steamed buns, and they are not exposed.

XI。 What do you think is the most hurtful sentence to fat people? God replied: A few months? Can you cross your legs? Did someone else help you put on your socks?

Twelve, how can I let others see you in the crowd? God replied: blind him in one eye.

Thirteen. Too many classes are skipped. When I went to class yesterday, the professor said with surprise, "I haven't seen you for so long, you have grown so big."

I'm tired of playing that poor guy every day. I want to be myself today. Being a Gao Fushuai who has been hidden for a long time will definitely scare you to death.

Fifteen, my dog is stubborn and generally doesn't play with dogs. Every time I go out to walk my dog and see my favorite dog, I scramble to play with it. My dog waited in the same place, watching me play almost, and called twice to signal that I should go ... who is walking who?

Remember to smile all the time, it will make you look like a psycho who can't be provoked casually.

Seventeen, people who use the iphone have one thing in common: I'm sorry to say it's not easy to use.

We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.

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