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The language of light and funny romance novels should be funny, and it is better to be a little shocking.
I am a princess, and I am a stupid princess.
I was born in the palace, but my appearance is as ordinary as radish and cabbage in the field.
Throughout the year, my expression was always dull and my eyes were full of confusion.
But in fact ... I know the secrets of this palace, including hers, his and theirs.
I live so leisurely in the palace, I firmly believe that I will always be so stupid.
After my father gave me the treasure map belonging to Mi Yun, I always understood that a life with interests was doomed to be restless. ...
Comments: I have seen the crossing, I remember the deepest time and watched the most. For example, in the copywriting, the heroine is a silly princess, but she is pretending. The people inside are very dark. Style, relaxed humor, hilarious plot. Reading so many travel articles is one of the few women I like.
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Love O2O.
The latest work of Gu Man, the author of Why Shengxiao Mo, whose love O2O touched millions of readers. If you are "miserable" and suddenly a very strong and arrogant man proposes to you, what is your reaction? What is it that men fall in love with women at first sight? Appearance? Temperament? Is it worth it? No, the campus prince+Xiao Nai, a high-level gamer, has seen a little. What she loves is not her aggressive color, but her delicate hands dancing on the keyboard and her leisurely momentum! ! ! Awkward, huh? Bei Weiwei, who is also a master of online games, was in front of the computer at that moment, methodically directing the gang war, and fought a perfect brilliant battle of defeating the strong with the weak, completely unaware that the angel of love was by his side ... Then, Shawna, the top student of basketball and swimming and the chief planner of the game company, began to hunt for beauty online and offline ... So, a love quietly sprouted in a flower's time.
Great God must worship ~ Great God must love ~ Wei Wei is my first and last and favorite online game novel (I can't find a better one after reading Wei Wei, and my parents have a good online game recommendation ~). No matter for Wei Wei or Xiao Nai, the proudest happiness is not the honor of the only female player in the leaderboard, nor the title of the first master in the Jianghu. Maybe-I met you in this world.
(PS: Alas, there is no such good man and such a good woman as Shawna in real life ..)
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Rabbits flooded the grass near their nests.
Author: Yi Jin
Copywriting:
Xiao Tu's mother has a wish: when her daughter grows up, she can marry a white and clean Tang Sanzang as her husband, go to the hall and go to the kitchen, and eat him when she is bored. But her mother never imagined that her daughter had been eaten by the refined Tang Priest before she could practice. TAT .
Simply put, this is a childhood story. This woman is not clever, but she is not stupid. She is a good girl. The man should be said to be man show, boring, coquettish and a little black belly. In short, he is mentally distorted and abnormal.
Highlight: The full text is warm and often makes you laugh. After reading the place where there is no abuse, I have a faint sense of happiness and like it very much.
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Shit, I'm flooded.
Author: King Kong Barbie
Content abstract: The love with Luo makes us cry (summer of bubbles, Ming Xiaoxi), and the ending of Kevin·Z and Chen, the "jade-faced little dragons", makes us sad for the passing of youth. (We will eventually pass away when we are young.) The past of Youjia and Ruan Zhengdong makes us cry (courtesy is like a dream, I miss you), and reeds get along with each other with a slight smile and helplessness, which makes people sigh for the "Great God". Qin Qing, a senior girl who has nothing to do with beauty and sex appeal, came up with a bad idea of "confessing to the teacher" because she failed the elective course. Song, who can become a campus idol, actually agreed to associate. Qin Qing, a wretched dog-legged man, and Song, an elegant black belly, get along with each other, causing a series of jokes. ...
Highlight: The article is warm and happy. The man is black and the woman is funny.
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"Marry Lin Anshen" Author: Mad Miss (a warm story of an affectionate man)
Low-key, mysterious and talented.
This is the world's understanding of Lin Anyi.
As an assistant, Jane Lu actually knows only two points more about him than people outside.
First, Lin Anshen doesn't communicate with anyone. Whether it's language, eyes, body.
Second, Lin Anshen hates any sound. No matter the voice, singing, good or bad.
Introduction: Mr. Lin, male. Mrs. Lin, female.
Synopsis: A man and a woman, no cannon fodder, only a bit player. The eldest mother is here, and it must be him, not SE.
The introduction is over!
You will understand, believe me.
Jane glared: no one can say that my husband is autistic! He is just quiet!
Lin Anshen: ...
Jane Lu raised her eyebrows: No one can get their hands on my husband's wife! He will be jealous!
Lin Anshen: ...
Jane Lu rested on her hips: No one can seduce my husband! He will make me jealous!
Lin Anshen: ...
Jane spoke: no one can force a crazy lady to write a copy! I really don't know how to write!
Lin Anshen: ...
Crazy woman: ... thank you for your help ...
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"Let me finish brushing my toothbrush first (you are too poisonous)" Hong Jiu.
Content introduction ...
She seduced him just to teach someone a lesson, but before she knew it, she actually began to pretend to do so;
He used to be a person who "let a hundred flowers blossom without touching a leaf", but after meeting a cunning woman like her,
He only wants Bai Wan, a small tree, and has no time to look around the whole forest behind him.
She is a cunning and competitive woman, and will never be the one who says love first.
He is a strong and overbearing man. He wants to dominate everything, career, future, women and love.
So even if you have loved, no one will say love first.
He just said: Why don't you marry me!
She only replied: ok! But let me finish brushing my toothbrush first!
Central idea: Love is a war. Whoever says love first will lose.
Look at dog blood: the demon's black belly is more golden and beautiful; A cunning and scheming girl; Strong men and strong women fight; Love war; Punish the third child.
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"When the Great God meets the Great God" Author: Ghost Sister
Online games!
What, are you a great god? What a coincidence! I am also a great god! ! When the male god meets the goddess, the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar also become gods. Lu: Do you think it's amazing that you are a great god? I am also a great god! ! Ye Xin Mo: Go and shoot monsters. ..... (well, the great god goes to play monsters first. ) Lu: Do you think it's great to have so many fans? Me too! ! Ye Xin Mo: Go and cook. . ..... (well, the great god goes to cook first. ) Lu: What to eat? Mo: Stewed vermicelli with Chinese cabbage and pork. ..... This is a small speech in the cloak of online games.
The cold words of the hostess ~ ~ ~
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