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Can you tell me a joke?

The chicken asked the hen, "Can you take me out to play without laying eggs today?"

The hen said, "No, I want to lay eggs!" " "

The chicken said, "But you laid so many eggs!" " "

The hen said helplessly to the chicken, "remember, son, an egg a day can keep the kitchen knife away from you;" No eggs in January, see you in the pressure cooker. "