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In order to prove that spiders' hearing is on their feet, experts made an experiment. He first put a spider on the experimental platform, and then shouted at the spider to scare it away! ! ! Then I grabbed the spider back, cut off its feet and yelled at the spider. The spider really didn't move! ! ! So the expert published a paper, which proved that the spider's hearing is on the foot.

There is a factory opposite the unit, and the slogan is posted on the door: Enterprises depend on me for survival and I rely on enterprises for development. It was windy yesterday and the slogan was blown off in the morning. Watching the slogan become: the enterprise depends on me for survival, and I depend on it!

A county magistrate visited the mountainous area and arranged dinner at a herdsman's house. The leader politely let the master go first, and the herdsmen were flattered. He hurried: let's walk in front of the leader, because we tend sheep every day and are used to walking behind the cows. -