Tired of answering questions, let's tell jokes.

One day, I said to myself, "You are a pig!" " He didn't understand, and he said solemnly, "I'm not a pig ... I'm really not a pig!" " "I wanted to tell him the truth, but he turned to the students behind him and said," Hey, she called me a pig! "I am not a pig!" Then the students at the back suddenly understood and said, "Yes, you are not a pig." I'm embarrassed to tell him the truth. ...

Ancient history, the teacher asked with a smile, students, what is the earliest way of communication you know? Some received the wolf smoke, some received the letter, and then a cry came from a small corner: dream. Teacher: Get out.

When the bus paid the money, a fashionable MM gave an old woman a squeeze when she got on the bus, and they quarreled.