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What conditions and procedures do you need if you want to buy a house in Yanjiao?
I am an intermediary who works in Beijing and buys a house in Yanjiao. The following problems are also considered as experience \xd\ 1. At first, I didn't get a marriage certificate with my husband. After seeing the house, I booked a house with the intermediary and paid an intermediary fee of 53, telling him to go home to get married and get a certificate. The intermediary said it was ok, no problem. Just come back and approve the loan. I wish you a happy wedding. xd \ 2. The intermediary said that it would cost 5 yuan to advance half of the capital \xd\ 2. There is no local account or insurance, but the intermediary said that it would cost 15 yuan, but we have to get social security now and pay the money first \xd\ 3. My husband said that if it is not approved, wouldn't it be a waste of 15 yuan? The intermediary said that there was nothing wrong with your wife. I said that I had a record of default. The intermediary said that there was nothing wrong with your husband being the main lender. Didn't the man have a record of credit card default? My husband himself said that there was no record of breach of contract. The intermediary said that he had nothing to do, and he was able to approve \xd\ 4, got a marriage certificate, and came back to Yanjiao. During the house approval and transfer procedures, .......... went to China Bank to approve the loan, and the interest rate of Bank of China was 15%. First, the staff said that there was something wrong with this social security, so I didn't know if it could be approved. Secondly, I handed in the marriage certificate and found that the woman had a record of breach of contract. Xd\ Change CCB again, and the interest rate of CCB will not be discounted. The intermediary said that the man should be single. In order to buy a house, we agreed that we would hide the marriage certificate and finally get the loan. Xd \ 6. After a few days, the intermediary called and said that we would open the first set of certificates and single certificates. We went back to our hometown to open the first set of certificates, but only if we had a single certificate, but the marital status was online, and the computer showed that we were married and could not issue a single certificate. The agent said that it was okay to give you another 5, yuan to help you get it done (the deed tax is paid according to the second suite) \xd\ 7. I said, what's the matter with the agent? Why are you throwing money like this? We have told you all the premises. I said that the woman has a record of breach of contract, and you said nothing; Secondly, I said that I haven't got a marriage certificate yet. Can I get a marriage certificate at home? You said yes and wished us happiness. Once again, you know that being single can't produce a single certificate, because we are married, but you still let us be single. What do you think? Don't you think it's the so-called use of money to get it off? What do you mean by using money to hit me with your intermediary? 8. Notes on buying a house: Do not get all the materials ready in advance, and we don't understand if you don't ask the intermediary or tell you when you go through the formalities, so you need to find someone who has bought a house in advance and has similar experience with you for advice. Ask the intermediary in advance, stop his mouth, and call.
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