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About 5 minutes of English funny short play ~ urgent (with Chinese translation)

One day, the phone rang and a little boy answered it.

"May I speak to your parents?"

"They are very busy."

"Oh. Is there anyone else? "

"Police."

"Can I talk to them?"

"They are very busy."

"Oh. Is there anyone else? "

"Fireman."

"Can I talk to them?"

"They are very busy."

"So let me get this straight-your parents, police and firemen are all there, but they are all busy? What are they doing? "

"Look for me."

They are very busy.

One day, the phone rang and a little boy answered it.

"May I speak to your parents?"

"They are busy!"

"Oh. Is there anyone else around? "

"There are policemen."

"Can I talk to them?"

"They are busy!"

"Oh, is there anyone else?"

"And firefighters."

"Can I talk to them?"

"They are busy!"

"Oh, that means: your parents, police and firemen are all around, but they are all busy. What are they doing? "

"They are looking for me."

Receptionist: "Hello?"

Foreigner: "Hi."

Receptionist: "What can I do for you?"

Foreigner: "Can you speak English?"

Receptionist: "If I don't speak English, what am I talking about?"

Foreigner: "Can anyone speak English?"

Receptionist: "Look for yourself. Everyone is playing, no one has time, you can wait, you wait, you don't wait, you go. " Foreigner: "Delicious. Does anyone here speak English? "

Receptionist: "What are you yelling about? Be quiet. What's the matter with you?"

Foreigner: "I want to talk to your head."

Receptionist: "The head is not here. Come tomorrow. "