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About 5 minutes of English funny short play ~ urgent (with Chinese translation)
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They are very busy."
"Oh. Is there anyone else? "
"Police."
"Can I talk to them?"
"They are very busy."
"Oh. Is there anyone else? "
"Fireman."
"Can I talk to them?"
"They are very busy."
"So let me get this straight-your parents, police and firemen are all there, but they are all busy? What are they doing? "
"Look for me."
They are very busy.
One day, the phone rang and a little boy answered it.
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They are busy!"
"Oh. Is there anyone else around? "
"There are policemen."
"Can I talk to them?"
"They are busy!"
"Oh, is there anyone else?"
"And firefighters."
"Can I talk to them?"
"They are busy!"
"Oh, that means: your parents, police and firemen are all around, but they are all busy. What are they doing? "
"They are looking for me."
Receptionist: "Hello?"
Foreigner: "Hi."
Receptionist: "What can I do for you?"
Foreigner: "Can you speak English?"
Receptionist: "If I don't speak English, what am I talking about?"
Foreigner: "Can anyone speak English?"
Receptionist: "Look for yourself. Everyone is playing, no one has time, you can wait, you wait, you don't wait, you go. " Foreigner: "Delicious. Does anyone here speak English? "
Receptionist: "What are you yelling about? Be quiet. What's the matter with you?"
Foreigner: "I want to talk to your head."
Receptionist: "The head is not here. Come tomorrow. "
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