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How to put your girlfriend to sleep, Zhihu

When my girlfriend suffers from insomnia, she needs to vent and talk because of some unsatisfactory things in her study, life and work, or because of the special period of each month, or because of inexplicable anger. Then, the role of male ticket appeared at this time. He needs to be a master of enlightenment, a fire extinguisher and her own vent bag and trash can to absorb all her dissatisfaction.

Boys don't do well, girls can't sleep and won't let you sleep. This is the price of sweetness.

Tips for putting your girlfriend to sleep II. Let her sleep.

1. If my girlfriend can't sleep because of some work pressure, then we can tell her a story to put her to sleep, just like a child. This story can be made up by you or some fairy tales. The purpose is to let her relax in your story, so that she can sleep better. There is another example of this. Bian Xiao of Charm College used this method when she learned about Jiege in a program.

2. If a boy can't think of a story at the moment, or is not good at telling it, then sing it instead. Sing a soft lullaby to put her to sleep. Boyfriend, don't be afraid of being tone deaf. Girls mainly want to listen to your gentle voice and give her a feeling of peace of mind. If she is drunk, it will help her sleep. This method is good, but you need to pay attention to her sleep level and keep listening.

We can also choose to massage our girlfriend, let her relax, close her eyes and enjoy it, and then order some aromatherapy and gentle tunes that can help her sleep. If this situation continues for a long time, she will soon fall asleep.

4. Let your girlfriend close her eyes, and you will whisper the beautiful things you have experienced before, or let her imagine some things we will do together in the future, some good scenery we will see together, and so on. Make her happy, people will become more relaxed and less likely to fall asleep.