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He wrote more than 2,000 songs in his life, giving a heroic background sound to the Jianghu world in Hong Kong.
He was proud in the first half of his life, and took revitalizing the Hong Kong music scene as his responsibility in his later years, so he cursed Andy Lau for three years.
Someone once commented on him with malicious intent: lust, good wine and good money.
Hearing this, James J.S.Wong smiled casually, and his self-evaluation was: lust is fearless, good wine is boundless, and good money is incompetent.
Today, David Henry Hwang has passed away 16 years, and the once-radiant Jianghu has long since fallen apart.
Besides leaving us countless cultural treasures, David Henry Hwang's life also taught countless people how to be sincere.
James J.S. Wong1941was born in Hong Kong, moved to Hong Kong with his parents at the age of 8, and then studied at Lhasa College.
Although James J.S.Wong was thin when he was a child, he was born with the spirit of bandits and belonged to Xiong Haizi who had nothing to hide.
Once James J.S.Wong's cousin cried and said that he was always bullied by a boy. When James J.S.Wong heard this, he became very angry. He waved and said, Go, I'll take you to revenge.
There is not much nonsense in finding each other. Putting on airs is a head-scratching battle.
Of course, in less than ten minutes, James J.S.Wong hit him unilaterally.
Because the other party is the future famous kung fu superstar-Bruce Lee.
However, although he was beaten, David Henry Hwang was unconvinced and made an appointment with Bruce Lee for a month in a row, so they didn't know each other.
Fighting with Bruce Lee became James ·J·s· Wang's favorite legendary experience.
He also confidently teased: The reason why he is not an actor is because Bruce Lee rubbed his face on the ground, otherwise he is more handsome than the four kings today!
However, David Henry Hwang's acquaintance with Jackie Chan, another kung fu superstar, was not as passionate as juvenile chivalry, and it was all a joke after drinking.
Once David Henry Hwang and his friends got drunk and met Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung and others on the road.
James J.S.Wong didn't know which string was wrong, so he rushed to Jackie Chan, unzipped his pants and peed on Jackie Chan.
As a martial artist, Jackie Chan can't stand this insult. He would hit David Henry Hwang with fists as big as sandbags.
Fortunately, Sammo Hung's eldest brother Renyi helped Jackie Chan and rescued Wang Jie from the pain.
As a result, the media reported it the next day, but James J.S.Wong flew into a rage when he saw it. He accused these unscrupulous media of spreading rumors and was going to ask a lawyer to sue others.
It turned out that James J.S.Wong didn't remember doing it after waking up, and he didn't know the ugliness until he was reminded by others.
Shortly after this incident, James ·J·s· Wang met Jackie Chan again.
Wang Jie didn't drink this time. He shouted at Jackie Chan: Stand still!
Jackie Chan was startled and thought that David Henry Hwang was going to find fault again. This time, without Sammo Hung, he could only be beaten.
As a result, as soon as Jackie Chan put on airs, Wang Jiehong knelt down directly and banged his head three times.
Then I got up and smiled and said, last time I peed all over you, this time I apologize to you three times, and we are even.
Fortunately, Jackie Chan is not a stingy person. Seeing James J.S.Wong's frankness, I forgave him on the spot, and then they became good friends.
I had a private fight with two kung fu superstars. Looking at the whole Chinese entertainment circle, it is estimated that David Henry Hwang is the only one.
To say this kind of musical talent, James J.S.Wong has had it since childhood.
At school, James J.S.Wong was a member of the school organ team and won the organ competition five times in a row.
/kloc-studied under the famous organ master Liang Rizhao at the age of 0/6.
It stands to reason that David Henry Hwang should be engaged in the music industry as soon as possible.
However, James ·J·s· Wong, a bohemian genius today, actually became a teacher and taught the Bible when he graduated from college.
Two years later, David Henry Hwang, who considered himself a "misguided child", couldn't bear it any longer and jumped ship to the advertising industry.
Although he didn't know much about the advertising industry, James J.S.Wong let the interviewer talk for an hour and then successfully passed the job.
Remy martin's classic sentence "When remy martin is open, good things will come naturally" was written by David Henry Hwang, which is very classic.
At that stage, advertising was James J.S.Wong's main business, while the lyrics and music that made him famous in history belonged to the nature of playing with tickets.
From the first song "Forget Him" written by 1968 for Teresa Teng to the last song "Love Forever" written for Liang Hanwen in 2003, David Henry Hwang wrote more than 2,000 works in his life.
Among them, there are many representative works such as Shanghai Beach, A Laughter from the Sea, Hello All the Time in the World, My China Heart, Ghost Stories of Ghost Women, Men Should Strengthen themselves and so on. Every capital is well known and contains the memory of a generation.
It is said that when David Henry Hwang wrote lyrics for Shanghai Beach, he was suffering from diarrhea. When he got a call from composer Gu Jiahui and heard the passionate tune of Gu Jiahui's oratorio "Shanghai Beach", he blurted out, "The waves are rough and rolling, and the rivers in Wan Li will never stop ..."
It fits his carefree feeling of going to the toilet.
As a result, James J.S.Wong's song written in 20 minutes became a classic after it was broadcast on Shanghai beach.
When Tsui Hark filmed "the legendary swordsman" on 1988, three masters met in the lake, and the bridge that they admired each other was full of pride and comfort. But all three masters are singing loudly, which makes Tsui Hark brain-dead.
So Tsui Hark found James J.S.Wong and asked him to write about his own rivers and lakes.
As a result, David Henry Hwang wrote six drafts and was shot by Tsui Hark. James J.S.Wong, who has always been free and easy, is a little panicked.
David Henry Hwang took a few sips of wine and began to immerse himself in the rivers and lakes of crisscross of heroes.
The three top experts in Wulin have already reached the pinnacle of kung fu, and the songs they sing are bound to reflect simplicity.
I accidentally saw the words "great joy is easy" when reading ancient books, which made James J.S.Wong suddenly realize. Then, I put aside all kinds of musical techniques and composed a heroic tune with only five ancient sounds: Gong, Shang, Jiao, Zheng and Yu.
James J.S.Wong himself was quite satisfied. He immediately drew a genitalia on the music score and swore at Tsui Hark, saying, "This is the last draft, Lao Zi. Do you like it or not? " !
Tsui Hark took the music and was really shocked. This song is the legendary swordsman's classic "The Sea Laughs".
"The world situation out of our generation, a river's lake. In the laughter of the emperor, it is impossible to get drunk and dream of death. "
Jin Goma Iron, which delights in enmity, kills one person in ten steps and leaves a thousand miles. The gratitude and resentment in the rivers and lakes, the free and easy world of mortals in the rivers and lakes, all turned into smiles in the sea, floated down from the ship and flew into the blue sky in the rivers and lakes.
After "A Smile is Beautiful" became popular, David Henry Hwang had a fun one himself, and invited Tayu Lo and Tsui Hark to record a version.
As a result, there is no such thing as chivalry when singing.
Y.s. ho a clap head, directly carry out the wine, all three people drink up.
Only then did I sing a version of "Laughter of the Sea", which was mixed with strong wine fragrance. Some netizens commented that the three broken voices that have never happened in a hundred years are the peak of the Jianghu style.
After listening to this, Tsui Hark said that he sang wrong and wanted to re-record. James ·J·s· Wang waved his hand and said, Fuck off! The legendary swordsman, this is the best!
Arguably, David Henry Hwang has both fame and fortune, so he should cherish feathers.
However, this guy never cares about the image and shows his "salty and wet" side incisively and vividly.
He once wrote an anthology of adult jokes, but there was no anthology. You can see how "poor" the style of this book is from the cover.
Besides, he also likes to play some salty and wet roles, such as Hua Ye in Tang Bohu Dianchouxiang and the county magistrate in Juvenile.
David Henry Hwang, who loves drinking, also invited two other "four great talents", Ni Kuang and Cai Lan, to make a program-"Nobody Defends Tonight".
Although all the big-name stars were invited, James J.S.Wong never shied away, drinking wine and telling dirty jokes. Brigitte Lin blushed, let Leslie Cheung confide, and so on.
Smoking, drinking and telling dirty jokes are one of James J.S.Wong's hobbies, but the last thing he can't change is that he still likes swearing and swearing.
Once, Alan Tam recorded a song in the studio, and one of the lyrics was not pronounced correctly. When James ·J·s· Wang heard it, he swore.
It is also good to say that Alan Tam was scolded privately. At that time, he severely reprimanded Andy Lau: I have never seen such a stupid singer write songs!
Later, Andy Lau met Wang Gongsheng privately. He asked, "Uncle Zhan, if you scold me, you will scold me. There is no need to be so cruel!
James J.S.Wong just patted Andy Lau on the shoulder with a smile: I scolded you for three years, and you have made great progress. Now I can understand your songs!
Alan Tam, who was scolded before, also paid more attention to pronunciation, and even said that he studied under David Henry Hwang.
When Jackie Chan and Wu Qili broke the "Little Dragon Girl" incident, the entertainment circle suddenly surged.
Emil Wakin Chau said: People make mistakes.
Jin Yong believes that men can be romantic, but not dirty.
James J.S.Wong was very angry when he heard this. He directly sarcastically said that it was totally outrageous. How can it be romantic? Romance is just a dirty rhetorical device!
Although they are friends of Jackie Chan, James J.S. Wang is not interested in people. Temperament, dare to fight against all hypocrisy, scold them dog blood spray head.
Sometimes, it is the realm of "true self" that you dare not hide your sincerity and take the world by storm.
By the time David Henry Hwang was old, the Hong Kong martial arts community had already entered its twilight years.
David Henry Hwang, who is good at writing Jianghu songs and loves national conditions, has been left out in the cold.
The younger generation in Hong Kong has been brainwashed by European and American songs, but their sense of identity with China culture is getting weaker and weaker.
James J.S.Wong is depressed and often tells his friends that he is incompetent.
He has a sense of emptiness in his home and country, but there is no place to vent anymore.
On the desk in his study, James J.S.Wong repeatedly copied a poem: "The words in the poem are stained with wine on clothes, and it is always sad to do less."
He also carved a seal himself, which said, "If you don't believe in the world, you must be deaf", which shows his inner indignation.
In 200 1 year, James J.S.Wong was diagnosed with lung cancer, and all his hair fell out after chemotherapy.
He simply pulled Luo Jiaying and Mai Jia, both of whom were bald, and co-organized a program called "Three Bald Guys".
As can be seen from the name, David Henry Hwang was not seriously ill, but David Henry Hwang often gagged and talked nonsense when he was young.
At the end of his life, James ·J·s· Wang had admitted that his own time was over. In that case, why don't you take a chic trip and let your rivers and lakes sing with pride all the way?
On June 24th, 2004, James J.S.Wong's cancer recurred, and accompanied by his wife, he quietly finished the last journey.
At his memorial service, more than 20,000 people spontaneously came to mourn, and a "Chu Liuxiang" echoed on his coffin for a long time:
Don't worry about gathering and leaving in a hurry,
I don't remember being brave in the storm.
Let the floating name flick the sword,
Qianshan, I'm alone, so I don't need to see her off. ...
Throughout James J.S.Wong's life, the first half was uninhibited, and the second half was leisurely and he saw through the world.
Write about the scenery of the rivers and lakes and sing a chivalrous tenderness.
After James J.S.Wong left, the rivers and lakes in his memory seemed to have been pressed the mute button, without the sonorous background sound when all the swords and shadows were present.
Young people who don't understand James J.S.Wong's songs are no longer young.
With the death of David Henry Hwang, an era is over!
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