Besides watching jokes online, what other ways can be humorous?

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

The boss didn't know that the front door zipper was open, and the female secret reminded: Your garage door is open. The boss is puzzled: Have you seen my BMW? Secretary: No, only.

Two broken tires.

You can't imagine how nagging my wife is! Last summer, we went to Hainan to rest for half a month. Guess what happened when we came back?

? She even tanned her teeth!

You are like a firefly in the night, so bright and outstanding. So, please leave during the day.

I suddenly lost myself because of your unfeeling flash. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you, but I am immersed in the unforgettable moment of your life.

I told myself I couldn't let you go. I shouted at the top of my lungs: Stop the thief!

You are as hardworking as a bee, as beautiful as a butterfly, as loyal as a puppy, as smart as a kitten, as simple and honest as an old cow, and as powerful as a tiger. No wonder.

People call you ... the beast.

Have you heard the story that the big pig shook his head and the little pig didn't shake his head? Don't shake your head

On the water-splashing festival, one person cursed: Shit, who spilled me? Others advised that throwing you is a blessing. Bitch: Come on! Fucking boiling water?

The happiest thing in life is that I can do what others can't. For example, I can text you and scold you, but you don't know who I am. Hahaha!

Do you want to have good teeth? Here are three lessons for you: first, rinse your mouth after meals and brush your teeth in the morning and evening; Second, go to the hospital for dental examination every two years.

Teeth; Third, mind your own business.