Complete works of humorous jokes

1. Don't say you're single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

No matter where I go, I always keep a photo of my wife in my wallet, for no other reason than to remind myself how the money is missing!

I always treat money like dirt, and anyone who wants money treats me like dirt.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales. ...

5. People have to enjoy themselves when they are alive. If you have someone you like, go after them bravely. How else do you know people don't like you at all?

6. Women may lie to you, brothers may betray you, but math won't. Math can't!