College Life Sketch

Location: A certain boys’ dormitory

Characters: Four people in the dormitory

The third child: Everyone slept in a row in class, obsessed with World of Warcraft, and tireless in Dota. Text messages are sent to arrears, people smoke and rub anesthesia during plenary sessions, two bottles of liquor are not enough to get drunk, people skip classes in groups, long live college life!

Lao Er: Good evening, dear audience friends! I'm anxious. I'm not afraid that famous flowers will have their owners. I'm just afraid that I won't loose the soil. If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I lived an innocent life...

Boss: It's so tiring to live. Stand I feel like falling asleep all the time, I have to queue up to get on the bus, my meals have no flavor, I feel so exhausted in class, cough! There is a fee for sending a message! Brother, give me a break, you're blocking my cell phone signal. (Sit down) Hey, the dormitory is still comfortable.

The third child: Brother, I’m hungry today. Should we improve our food?

Second child: The insane lunatic is not scary, the scary thing is the normal lunatic who just ate an egg fried pancake and then forgot about it. I don’t know who it was, but I just said to the waiter very politely, “Waiter, please order some fried egg pancakes, but no eggs!” The waiter was stunned: If you don’t want eggs, isn’t it just vegetarian pancakes?

Lao San: Yes. . old. . . Boss, he bullied me.

Boss: Okay, stop making trouble, are you annoying?

Second Brother: Hey, brother, for that matter, can you guarantee that the Fourth Brother will help us? !

Boss: If doctors could guarantee to cure the patient's disease, there would be no deaths in the world!

The third child: What should we do? Besides, the fourth child has helped us so many times. It’s only our fault that we don’t live up to expectations. What if——

Boss: The third child is worrying too much. I didn’t grow up drinking boiled water, look at me!

The fourth child enters

The fourth child:. My biggest dream is to become a snail and have a house of my own as soon as I am born! But the ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny. Life is easy; life is easy; life is not easy! !

Dang, Dang, Dang, come in

The fourth child: Shouting, boss, second and third, you are all here!

Boss: The fourth child is back

The fourth child: Well, I just went to the college building to find something. (Sit down and organize things)

At this time, the fourth child was reading a book, and the three of them were discussing who should go up and talk to the fourth child

The boss: Ouch - the fourth child is so serious, it deserves to be us A good role model in the dormitory - good character, good at studying, and not sloppy in work, right?

Second child: Yes, yes! That is definitely a flag in our dormitory!

The third child: Yes, that is definitely a lie

The boss: Yes... Well, go, what are you making trouble for? Let’s just study or something. The fourth child is absolutely not allowed! Others have said it: America has Bush and Gates, and we have the fourth child in the dormitory

The second child: Alas, isn’t that a bit much!

Boss: Go!

Fourth child: Okay, okay, put on your hat as soon as you come in. Why are you back so early today? How many times have you finished the session of the all-room staff congress and the standing and enlarged meetings of department heads?

Boss: It just closed!

Lao Si: Any new instructions?

Second child: I received a text message this morning saying that the National Clearance Examination is scheduled for April 6, less than a week away. We are going crazy. Fourth child, look at us. Several are like this. . . . . .

The fourth child: April 6th? (Thinking)

The second child: Fourth brother, fourth brother. . . . . .

The fourth child: Okay, you have become a brother in such a short time. Now you are stupid. Why did you go there earlier? Who was it before? You just kept busy with me.

Boss: Second child, why are you so spineless and embarrassing? (Pull away third child) Don’t go too far. Fourth child, we have something to discuss, don’t affect the harmony of the dormitory, (gearing hands) Three people Together

Lao Si: You. . . What do you want to do?

Boss: What are you doing? . . You will know soon

No. 4: Help, the gangster is beating someone!

The second and third children: Really do it, brother?

Boss: Get out of the way. . . Let me come, (hold the hand of the fourth brother), fourth brother, my younger brother was not sensible before. I know I was wrong. In order to express my sincerity, I decided to sing a song for you.

Second brother: Brother, no. . . . . .

Lao San: Danger. . . . . .

Boss: I am willing to be for you, I am willing to be for you, I am willing to be for you. . . . . .

(The second and third children vomited)

The fourth child: (He stumbled to the boss as if he had a heart attack) Brother, for the sake of the four years of friendship in the dormitory Come on, please spare me. Singing costs money, but singing costs you your life. Isn’t it okay if I agree?

Boss: (turning back to the third and second children), it’s done, do you accept it?

The second child: Brother, I admire you, your move is too despicable, no, it is too powerful, you are an idol (vomiting)

The third child: Same. . same. . same. .

The second child: Agree (to the third child)

The third child: Reason. . . Long live the solution. (Fives)

Boss: From now on, I will all rely on my fourth brother. We brothers are grateful. Your kindness to us will be unforgettable to us. Our admiration for you is like a torrential river. Continuously. . . . . .

No. 4: Okay, okay, it’s endless.

Second child: You said it’s true that the school didn’t give early notice for the entrance examination, let alone preparations, and wasn’t even mentally prepared.

Lao San: Yes. . yes. . Yeah, kind of not. . . Honest

Boss: What’s the use of talking about this? How about preparing for the national entrance examination? I still have 4 subjects! !

The second child: I still have 5 subjects

The third child: I still have 6 subjects

All three of them: Heaven, earth, that god The eldest sister is here to help us. We are guaranteed to fail the exam in 5 days

The boss: If I fail the exam, I won’t be able to graduate.

The third child: If I can’t graduate, I won’t be able to find a job. Work

Second child: If I can’t find a job, I will have no money. If I don’t have money, I will. . . . (With a sad face) Fourth brother. . .

The second child found that the fourth child was secretly laughing

The second child: Brother, there is something wrong with the fourth child, he is laughing at us

The oldest child: The fourth child, no You can’t gloat about someone like this

Lao San: Yes, there is. . . A bit unkind.

At this time, the fourth child laughed even crazier.

Second child: Boss, is he crazy? Can we still count on him?

The third child: Yes. . . A little difficult.

Boss: He smiles so weirdly. Why do I feel like there is some conspiracy?

The second and third children: Yes. . . . There is a problem.

The fourth child: I won’t say much else. You can see for yourself what day it is today. Don’t blame me for not reminding you. . .

All three people: What day is it? April 1st. What day is it? April Fool's Day! ! ! ! ! !

Boss: Oops! ! ! , Holy shit, I’m so smart but I’m confused for a while!

The second child: Oh my god, my whole life of wisdom has been ruined here. (Kneels down, beats his chest and stamps his feet)

The third child: (Pulls up the second child) Goodbye. . . Don't be like this, what's so wise about you?

The second child: (thinking for a moment, comforting) It’s not a loss! !

The fourth child: Brother, please forgive me for my condolences. It’s a good thing to be fooled! At least you know that the situation is urgent, and it’s still too late to prepare. If this thing were true, wouldn’t you die in an ugly way?

Boss: But even so, there is still no bottom! (The second and third children agreed)

The fourth child: It’s not too late now. Read your books carefully. Nothing is absolutely impossible. This is the Q&A time for each subject. Take a good look. Don’t forget those subjects of yours when the time comes!

(Three people are delighted)

The boss: (take it over), high frequency, low frequency, electromagnetic field

The second child: signal, micro-origin, microcontroller

The third child: digital, microwave, embedded

The boss: (excited) Second child, third child, I see hope.

The second child: My benefactor. . . . .

The third child: My benefactor. . . . .

Boss: (thinking for a while) My dear. . . . .

(Three people hugged each other and cried)

The fourth child: Wait a minute, who will get the water today?

Three people together: Fourth! ! ! !

The fourth child: OH! ! MY GOD! ! A bunch of white-eyed wolves! ! (Turns around and leaves)

Boss: (Holds the fourth child) Fourth child, we know we are wrong. Without you, who would remind us to clean up?

The third child: Yes, no Who can I borrow money from when I need money?

The second child: No one helped me make up for my classes when I failed the class

The third child: Who will help us eat when we forget? ah. . . . Bring a lunch box

Second child: Who will remind me of the date without you?

Third child: Who will wake us up in the morning without you

Second child : Without you, who would come to comfort me in the middle of the night

Everyone: Huh?

Second child: Injured soul

Boss: (Singing) "The world can't move without you" I remember one time I had a stomachache in the middle of the night, and neither of you could move, except the old man. Si woke up and gave me water and medicine. Both of us had insomnia that night.

Second child: Come back soon, "Bring my thoughts back and make my heart empty as the sea" Suddenly I realized that the fourth child has done so much for us.

(Music starts) "Dear" --- Yu Quan

Fourth child: Do you still remember when we first came here?

Boss: When we first arrived, we came to this dormitory carrying large and small bags.

The third child: I was the first to gently open the door of our dormitory.

The second child: Yes. Third child, I remember the first question I asked was: Where is your hometown? The second sentence is where is the toilet?

The fourth child: At that time, when I came, we were not very familiar with each other, but our boss just farted (guilty and embarrassing) in order not to break this embarrassing situation (proud).

The second child: I remember that the third child said it kindly at that time.

Lao San: This accent doesn’t sound like a local! (Ashamed)

(Happy smile)

Boss: At that time, we talked about hometown and the college entrance examination. We had ideals and ambitions, and we were full of blood and wanted to get involved in everything. Our enthusiasm was So high.

The third child: Yes, those days are what I miss the most

The second child: Why does time pass so fast?

Boss: It’s the day of graduation. I wonder what our days will be like after graduation?

The fourth child: After graduation, we can no longer chat and laugh together as we do now

The second child: After we graduate, we can no longer chat and laugh together as we do now.

The third child: After graduation, we can no longer chat together as we do now

The boss: But after graduation, there is one thing that cannot be changed, and that is Our brotherhood! You will always be my good brothers! !

Nodding in unison: Yes! ! ! ! (The music gradually stopped)

The fourth child: Brother sleeping in my upper bunk, you are silent, the questions you once asked me are no longer asked by anyone

Music starts: Sing together: (Brothers sleeping in my upper bunk)