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Jokes between the driver of the fast car and the beggar

A boss drove a Mercedes-Benz and stopped at an intersection to wait for the traffic light. At this time, a beggar came over and knocked on the car window and said: Give me some money! The boss said: Let me give you a cigarette. I have Zhonghua Cigarettes in my car! The beggar said: I don’t smoke, please give me some money! The boss said: Then I have the best beer in my car. Let me give you a can of beer! The beggar said: I don’t drink, please give me some money! The big boss said again: So be it! I'll take you to the mahjong parlor and you play cards for me. If you win, it's yours, if you lose, it's mine! The beggar said: I don’t know how to gamble, give me some money! The boss said: So be it! I'll take you to the sauna to enjoy a massage and enjoy one-stop service. I'll cover all the expenses! The beggar said: I don’t go to whoring, please give me some money! The boss looked at him helplessly and said: "Then you get in the car, I will take you back and let my wife see how a good man who doesn't smoke, drink, gamble, or go whoring turned into such a bad guy." At this time, the beggar walked away dejectedly