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Song Dandan was pregnant for seven months and performed a sketch on the Spring Festival Evening. Batu said that he was satisfied with his mother.
His son, Song Dandan Batu, revealed that he made his debut when Song Dandan was pregnant. Batu's birthday is March 2th, that is to say, when Song Dandan was seven months pregnant, Batu was already on the Spring Festival Evening when he performed the sketch "Super Guerrilla"! Hearing Batu's revelation, Li Jing shouted: Then it's too late for you to become popular!
I want to say, is this naked ridicule? This is mandatory. It's not over yet. Jing Li added a sentence that surprised me. She said, "Batu is so thin! From the side, it is a lightning bolt! " This is too exaggerated! Lightning is really not mandatory! In fact, Guan Ling said that she and Batu belong to the "micro-fat world". Ruoyun Zhang, a close friend, said that when he was filming a beach scene, he saw Batu lifting his coat and drying his belly on the beach. At that time, his inner reflection was, "The picture is too beautiful to look at!" Speaking of losing weight, Song Dandan, Batu Tucao's mother, said that she belonged to the "Appearance Association" and it was hard to see her son fat. From the age of 5, Batu's weight loss is more important than study.
In fact, Batu is a little warm man. I have known since I was a child that I love my mother, and I am most afraid that the teacher will call my parents. Once, I wrote a sincere letter of apology to my teacher, in order to avoid letting the teacher inform Song Dandan of his prank in art class.
However, the naughty boy still didn't make Song Dandan less energetic. On one occasion, when Song Dandan was educating Batu, he was so energetic that he scraped his fingernails on Batu. After the fight, the mother and son recovered quickly, and Song Dandan picked up the camera to take pictures of her son. As a result, you can clearly see three scars on Batu's body in that photo.
Mr. Zhang, the head teacher of Batu junior high school, also loves and hates Mr. Time of Batu. On one occasion, when I was studying by myself last night, I almost called Batu for 12 rescue vehicles. At that time, Batu suddenly fell to the ground and convulsed, scaring the resident faculty to call 12. As soon as Batu heard that he was going to call 12, he quickly stood up and patted the dirt on his body. He casually said to his teachers and classmates, "Hello everyone, I just want to practice my basic skills."
No, Mr. Zhang is talking about Batu, but he has the most advantage. For example, Batu is kind, talented in painting, good at writing English and especially good at singing. Teacher Zhang also said that when Batu was 18 years old, he automatically went to school to find a teacher to "repent". When he was packing his tools at home, he realized that he was too ignorant when he saw the exam terms written by his teacher in the past. So, he looked up 114 and found Mr. Zhang's phone number, and Mr. Zhang split up. Ba also earnestly charged his junior high school class teacher: "You have taught high school well, and all the children in high school are sensible. You must never teach junior high school again, junior high school students are too ignorant! " Teacher Zhang replied humorously: "Batu, only you are so ignorant!"
Although Mr. Batu was very playful when he was a child, and his teacher and mother Song Dandan also broke their brains, his innate artistic cells gradually emerged. Song Dandan's mother saw his endless perseverance. When Batu was 14 years old, Song Dandan decided to send him abroad to study painting. Pakistan lived up to expectations, went abroad to study animation art design and graduated with excellent results.
In the process of studying abroad, with the support of his mother, Batu appeared in two TV series, Peace of the Old Cow Family and Spring in Li Chuntian, and Batu's acting career began. After returning to China, Batu and his mother participated in the reality show variety shows such as "The Survival of Wonder" and also appeared in the TV series "legend of miyue".
Now that Batu has grown up, he realizes that he must defend his mother. He said he was content to satisfy his mother. On October 19, 221, Batu exposed the video of his wife's birth check-up on social platforms, and was about to give birth to a second child. I wish Song Dandan and the Batu family peace and happiness!
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