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The leader suddenly works opposite me. How can he pretend to work hard and fish?

If you want to fish in troubled waters, you have to use a computer to solve both personal and business problems, and never use a mobile phone often.

The leader sits opposite you and doesn't often look up at you, but once in a while, if you focus on your mobile phone, whether it's work or personal problems, it will be evidence that you are doing nothing in the eyes of the leader, so the first thing to do is to get rid of your mobile phone, and never think that you can do whatever you want with a computer in your way. It's not difficult to find out from your posture, and you should never have luck.

Put all your eyes on the computer screen, and the leader sitting opposite can only see part of your working status. As long as he doesn't stand up, it will basically make the leader have a very good impression on you.

However, it should be noted that although the leader seems to be all eyes on the screen, he will feel your concentration. But we must never ignore the dynamics of the surrounding things, especially the actions of the leaders, otherwise a rollover will easily upset all the good impressions.

Besides, sitting posture is also a part of working attitude. It's much better to hold your head high and keep your back straight than to bend over and lower your head. No matter how the work is done, at least it gives the boss a reassurance in his work attitude and enthusiasm. When he sees such a correct employee, he basically has a satisfactory image printed in his heart, so as long as he doesn't catch a pigtail, everything is OK!

There is another taboo. Don't think that the boss is unscrupulous at work, laughing and joking with the people next to him. The bosses are all child prodigies, and these little things will be taken into their hearts. Therefore, if a colleague comes to have a job handover, and by the way, he makes a few jokes, he must take less, and don't let the boss feel that you are still so handsome when I am here, but you can't go to heaven when I am away!

If the boss has this mentality, it's over, and this image is basically imprinted on the boss's mind, which is hard to change.