2022 latest funny and humorous copy

1. I tell you, the society is different now. I am now 1, why not 1?

I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me.

When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your strength.

It is bad enough to say that marriage is the grave of love. What's even sadder is that mistress is coming to rob the tomb!

5. In my twenties, some people took off their bills, some people took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran on the stupid road like a husky!

6. It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother likes to pull the top.

7. I have always been a very self-disciplined person. Since we have said that we want to lose weight, we will definitely keep talking, keep talking!

I quarreled with my girlfriend today. My girlfriend spit all over my face. I touched it habitually! Girlfriend: Don't you like me? Me: No, I just want to touch it evenly.

9. Today, I trained my dog at home. After the training, my husband walked over and said to the dog earnestly, "Oh, how dare you fight with the tiger?" You are just a dog. "

10. People fall in love by looks, romance and burning money. On the other hand, I am blind.

1 1. After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

12. I was a dog in my last life, otherwise I wouldn't be poor, ugly, busy, tired, fat, short, crying and frozen.

13. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.

14. Today, watching TV and saying that "smoking is easy to get lung cancer" scared me so much that I made up my mind never to watch TV again.

15. People who often see foodies! Tell me about my son! When my son was eating, I repeatedly said, Son, look up and catch your breath!

16. Life never makes me comfortable. It always slaps me every once in a while to remind me that I will die if I make another mistake.

17. When I am free, I like to ask my husband if he knows what's wrong with keeping a straight face. Every time I get something unexpected.

18. Young man, I am eighty years old and my body can't hold on. Please be kind and make room for me. You should know how to respect old people. Grandpa, can you let me finish the toilet? "

19. Didn't you just say that as long as there is love, age is not a problem? I said age, but you have a ring on your forehead.

20. When I was at school, the most touching notes I read were not love letters, but ABCBA, AAABC and BBADC. Wait for the big problem behind!

2 1. Usually I like to drive Rolls Royce and Bentley. If I go out with my friends, I will drive a Porsche. If you want to race, I prefer Ferrari. Of course, I like joking best.

22. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

23. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

24. At your age, you have mastered a specialty without learning other skills. You can sleep well without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.