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There are two realms in life, one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter.

Thanks to those who hit me, I learned to hit others.

Mom said, "A man who can cook can be trusted for a lifetime ..."

Good love, win the time of war, stand the fleeting time, stand the parting, stand the yearning.

Don't think that if you don't see each other often, your feelings will fade. Tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to run wild in your life all my life.

We seem to have made an agreement long ago: not to disturb each other and settle down in our own world.

There are two realms in life, one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter.

Tell you a joke, the name is love.

Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?

Life is a blank sheet of paper. What you want, you need your own efforts,

It must be the fault of adults that every child tells lies, and adults must not give children room to tell the truth.

Every time you look at me, I pretend to look away. Every time you look away, I look at you.

Don't regret if you give up. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it. Let go of you and quit the drama with no ending.

It's not that we are not suitable, but that you and he are too suitable.

It is not difficult for one person to make another person hate, and it is also a skill to make everyone hate.

In life, there is always unexpected warmth and endless hope.

When dependence becomes a habit, I can't bear to leave.

Love is the most important thing when you are in love. It took you several years to realize that family ties are more important than love.

If you find that I love you and you happen to love me, then we are together.

The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.

In this world, there is no love for no reason, and there is no hate for no reason.

Fortunately, I met you. Unfortunately, I missed you.

The word love is amazing, which is taken from abnormal change above and abnormal state below.

Enemies are like pits in the middle of the night, and friends are like street lamps in the middle of the night to light your way.

Never doomed misfortune, only perseverance.

One day, carry a bag on your back and take yourself as far as you can.

I miss you, but I can't say, I can't call you, I can't send messages, because it's unnecessary.

I was born on September 19, and I am destined to live the life in No Country for Old Men.

I still put us in a group, which belongs only to the two of us.

If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know you. Not that I regret it, but that I can't face the ending now.

Don't trust others easily, not all people are trustworthy. Once you see the wrong person, it's yourself who gets hurt.

-I have heard the funniest joke in the world.

Run two kilometers with me naked if you dare. If I turn around, I'm a hooligan.

Some people should forget it. People don't care about you, so why flatter yourself?

I don't need it. It's okay. I wish I were a fool. I don't understand, and I don't need to understand. Just let me grow old.

Not everyone can see that person in the dim light when they suddenly turn around.

There is always a time in life when we are full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

Don't think that if you don't see each other often, your feelings will fade. Tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to run wild in your life all my life.

I am most afraid of long or short time and deep or shallow love.

I don't need a perfect boyfriend, I just want someone who won't give up on me.

What I want to do is a parallel line, which can accompany you forever, instead of the intersecting lines, which have crossed and then go further and further.

Sometimes I want to draw a circle for myself. I can't walk out by myself, and no one else can walk in.

Many things have nothing to do with me, and many people have ordinary relationships.

I don't know how to love you Looking at you is my only way.

The best thing I have done in my life is to love you as always; The thing I regret most is to stick to you unswervingly.

There is always someone, no matter what he did to you before, you will always find a reason to forgive him.