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Eight students in Jiangsu were infected with COVID-19 virus. Why does the epidemic always appear on campus? A student is infected, so there are countless people in the dormitory where the student is located, the classmates who usually attend classes and the canteen. The frequency of contact between classmates is high, of course, there is a probability of illness!

Schools don't joke about students' health. If there is an epidemic in the school, the school leaders will be very worried. On the one hand, the pressure of parents and public opinion will be important factors that force schools to suspend classes.

Life is more important than Mount Tai! Although preparing for the exam is important, it is also a student's job and the first priority, but it is not worth mentioning in front of health. Health is the capital of revolution. Without a healthy body, everything is empty talk! Therefore, even if the school is not in class, students are afraid to attend classes. Naturally, the school is closed!

The school is a high incidence area of epidemic infection, so we must be prepared before school starts. Therefore, it is unlikely that an epidemic will occur. Many schools have also set up isolation zones, disinfected them and made emergency preparations. Don't be too alarmed!

Everyone knows that school is a crowded place, and the distance between people is very close. In such a densely populated place, if someone carries the virus and preventive measures are not in place, how many people do you think will be infected? If there is no class, the whole school will be closed. If you are tracking close contacts with carriers, the scope will be the oldest and the families involved will be much older.

Imagine a class of fifty or sixty children. If a child is a virus carrier. Whether there are 50 or 60 children in this class, there are also teachers, because there are more students to contact after class. How many families have these students contacted after returning to China? How many of these family members have contact with social workers? Do you dare to recall? Therefore, if one person in the school carries the virus, the whole school must be closed.