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Chinese version of the eighth grade, volume 1, unit 3, comprehensive volume
A. Suffering from poverty, I asked jué sad q and Chu Qiaopi qi ao.
B. cough, help yourself, níng smile.
C. Arrested relatives
D. I'm afraid Mrs. Zhou will punish me for her obsession with her relatives
Second, choose a () with no typo.
A. did something rash, hesitated and paid the governor half. B. depression raises animals and makes them scratch.
C. Destroy and destroy your trembling coquetry D. Violence and stomping, captain, outburst and provocation
Fill in the blanks in brackets to form a phrase.
() When you have this reason, you are lucky ().
Innocent () Southern accent and North () disruptive ()
Chickens and dogs don't () eat them alive () behave themselves ().
Four, the following words in bold with the same pronunciation are ()
A. wolf down one's tears
B.luggage ranking is an expert profession.
C. fruits are accumulated repeatedly.
D. It is imperative to be the head of a good family.
5. The following bold words are incorrectly explained.
A. Disappearing (hiding) is too numerous to mention (unbearable)
B. nonsense (search) countless (number, quantity)
C. Obedience (low) is rare and strange (surprising)
D. It's natural (complete), but I can't reach it (approach, touch).
Six, the following sentences without rhetoric is ()
A. In this way, flowers and birds sing, grass grows and warblers fly, all of which are the languages of nature.
B. what factors determine the arrival of phenology? The first is latitude. ...
C. Yingying is always happy and full of energy.
D. the postmaster looks exactly like Mikheyev, the janitor of the Ministry, and is probably a bad guy.
Choose words to fill in the blanks.
1. The return of birds brings the first message of early spring, these lovely little creatures _ _ _ _ _ _ (A. Wake up B. Wake up) the sleeping nature.
2. This song seems to be _ _ _ _ _ _ (1) containing the freshness of the forest and depicting a quiet life.
I tell you, it's not that I don't want to _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (A. Help B.) you, but this good door won't open, so I can't set an example for you first.
He wants to spread the story all over the world. Not only do you want to be somebody else's _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (A. joke B. laughing stock), but also a smelly scribe will write you into the play, which will be a shame!
Eight, the following sentence order is disrupted, according to the correct word order, the correct one is ().
Two months later, the swallow returned lightly, and soon, the cuckoo came.
After beginning of spring, the earth gradually woke up from a deep sleep.
(3) In the temperate and subtropical regions of the earth, year after year, cycle after cycle.
(4) In autumn, when the fruits are ripe, the leaves of plants gradually turn yellow and fall in the autumn wind.
The sight of falling grass is everywhere, preparing for the snowy winter.
6. Snow and ice melt, vegetation germinates and a hundred flowers blossom.
All landowners geese fly south, and the insects active in the fields and grass also disappear.
So we entered the hot summer, which is the period when plants breed fruits.
A.②⑥⑧④⑦⑤③b .②⑥⑧①④⑤⑧③
C.⑥② ④⑦ ①⑧ ⑤③ D.⑥② ⑧① ⑤④ ③⑦
Write an ancient poem that can express the characteristics of spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Spring: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Autumn _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Ten, imitate the example, play your association and imagination, and complete the following exercises.
Dream is like a small fish, swimming around in the water, trying to catch it, but it ran away.
1. Newly opened morning glory picture _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
2. The parrot in the cage is like _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The moonlight shines on the ground, as if it were _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
4. I haven't eaten all day, as if _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
B looked at the place where the water meets the sky. I naively thought that if I could swim there one day, I could go to heaven from there. How beautiful the sky is. There are stars, moon and sun. Listen to grandma, there is grandpa rabbit on the moon!
1. Looking at the young trees under the storm, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
2. I often think, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Read the following article and answer the questions.
(1) There is one egg left on the earth.
The whole chicken family is not reconciled to their position on the earth-being slaughtered for human consumption.
From one hundred years ago, people of insight in the chicken family tried to get rid of the predicament of the chicken family. But every action ended in the failure of the chicken. Mankind has won great victories and constantly improved the art of eating chicken: modern chicken farm, stuffed chicken, KFC, braised chicken, roasted chicken and so on. It's really perfect.
Not counting this, chicken is the most eaten by human beings, but human beings invented the idiom "the weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken" and blamed it on the weasel. The chicken really can't swallow this tone.
King Chicken decided to turn the rooster around before the end of this century. He summoned his staff to find a way.
"It's hard for humans to give up eating chickens." An assistant said. He once bribed a human writer with ten pounds of eggs to write an article in the newspaper saying that eating chicken is easy to get cancer, but humans can eat it right.
"In my opinion, people eat us not because they hate us, but because they can't live without us." Another elderly assistant said that he invented chicken plague, but it was cured by human medicine.
"That makes sense." Chicken king nodded and motioned for the staff to continue.
"The king issued an imperial edict, ordering all hens to stop laying eggs. Ensure that humans will never treat us like this again. "
The staff suggested.
"No more eggs?" Chicken king was taken aback. This is a childless child.
"Without eggs, there would be no new chickens born. This alone is enough for human use. " The staff said.
Chicken king nodded.
Five minutes later, King Chicken issued an imperial edict to the whole chicken family: Stop laying eggs.
When humans found that all hens in the world stopped laying eggs, there was only one egg left on the earth.
Humans have realized the seriousness of the problem, and the chickens on the earth will eat one less and eventually become extinct. People will no longer have chicken and eggs.
Scientists try their best to mobilize hens to resume laying eggs, such as music stimulation, infrared rays and ultraviolet rays. It's a pity that hens are unmoved. No matter what tricks scientists come up with, they just don't lay eggs.
For this reason, an emergency meeting was held, and the result of the meeting was to formulate a law to protect the precious animal-chicken. Chickens finally changed their humble status and joined the ranks of precious animals.
People are proud of owning a chicken, and the status of dogs and cats has plummeted. In the park, you often see dignitaries walking with chickens. The price of a chicken has reached several thousand dollars.
Drugs developed by scientists to prolong the life span of chickens were snapped up as soon as they came out. The national flags of several countries have the pattern of chicken. All this is because hens stop laying eggs.
All the fast food restaurants operating fried chicken closed down, and the boss either jumped off the building or divorced.
The only egg on the earth is even more valuable, and the army guarding it alone has as many as two brigades. The mother of this egg was the last one to hear the imperial edict of the Chicken King. At that time, she was laying eggs, and it was impossible to return the eggs to her stomach, so she became the only egg mother on earth.
Because of this, she is worth a hundred times, and people place their hopes on her to prolong the life of chickens. People give her the best food, build her a super-luxury house, let her go to the newspaper, watch TV and watch movies.
The subjects of King Chicken are no longer hunted by humans, nor are they for human consumption. Humans regard it as a treasure. Chicken king is satisfied.
The prominent position of the mother of the only egg has gradually attracted the attention of the chicken family, who are envious and jealous of her.
Chicken, too. Why is the house she lives in better than the one of its kind? Why is her formula more advanced than its kind?
Why can she be on TV and enjoy the title of queen chicken? Because she laid the last egg on earth!
No one wants to live worse than their peers.
So, one morning, a hen defied the imperial edict of the king of chickens and laid eggs openly.
This hen immediately became the focus of global news, and her treatment immediately surpassed that of the "Chicken Queen".
The chicken house was strongly shaken.
The third egg _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
The fourth egg _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
The fifth egg _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Chicken king thinks something is wrong. He even issued a decree prohibiting hens from laying eggs, but he couldn't control his subjects.
All hens want to be the king of chickens. All hens want to live better than other chickens. They lay eggs desperately.
When the number of eggs is too large to be protected by the army, human beings realize that chickens will not be extinct. People have saliva in their mouths and seem to smell fried chicken again.
The law to protect chickens has been abolished.
Chicken reappeared on the table.
No one walks around the park with chickens anymore.
Chicken king wanted to send another imperial edict not to lay eggs, and the staff advised him. The staff told the chicken king that human beings have a way to deal with the problem that chickens don't lay eggs: they set aside an egg and try their best to lift the egg and its mother as long as the chicken doesn't lay eggs.
The chicken family has no future. Chicken king sighed.
1. The group with completely correct phonetic notation in bold type is ().
Be trampled on by others, the imperial edict is prominent, and the advice is jealous.
a . rèn zhèhèJiàn jìn b . rèn zhèhèJiàn jí
This is a good example.
2. Write the idioms that appear in the article according to the following explanations.
(1) (): A reasonable person.
(2) (): Metaphorically, knowledge, technology or work have reached a perfect level.
(3) (): Describe a serious decline in status, situation and prestige.
(4) (): Describe items as extremely valuable.
3. A group of words without typos is ()
A. the chief of staff has a son and a grandson. B. killing is not good.
C. humble dignitaries D. prominent nail-making
4. What is the meaning of "this-cut" in the second part "All this is because hens stop laying eggs"?
5. There are comments in the third part, please point out which one?
There are three horizontal lines in the third part, please fill in three synonyms on them respectively.
7. The article is written in the penultimate natural paragraph, and the plot is already complete. Can I delete the penultimate paragraph? Why?
8. What is the clue of the full text?
9. Judge whether the following statements about the ideological content of the article are correct.
(1) If Qi Xin cooperates, the chickens will have a chance to get out of trouble. ( )
(2) This article satirizes those behaviors that cause greater losses because of self-interest. ( )
(3) The central idea of this paper is that no matter how cunning animals are, they will be defeated in front of human beings. ( )
(4) The center of this paper can be summarized as: "Things are rare." ( )
(2) As beautiful as ever
The moonlight is bright, like shiny white silk, quiet and serene. I took my mother's hand and stood on the street corner, waiting for my brother to come home from school late. It was not cold, but the street was quiet and empty. I waited impatiently, but my mother waited patiently and looked at the wide and white road. My mother said, "I'm used to waiting like this all the time." My heart thumped, and my eyes blurred in the thin figure of my mother.
I have kept my mother waiting like this, not just young. Sometimes, when a daughter is older, it makes her more worried. On those starry nights last month, my classmates and I went home happily singing. When I turned into a quiet street corner alone and saw my mother's clothes fluttering in the shadows, my heart suddenly jumped fast. I ran over and just shouted "Mom!" My mother didn't say anything, just smiled happily, patted my hand and walked home together.
Now I have gone to a different place, and I didn't come back until the holiday. My mother's figure is still standing under the street tree on time, waiting for my younger brother who is about to leave home to study. I suddenly envy my mother. I can tolerate such deep love in the quiet waiting.
The ringing bell rang, and my brother stood in front of my mother and me with a smile: "Mom! Sister! " "How did you come back and keep your mother waiting for so long?" I'm half happy and half bitter.
"Go home!" Mother still smiled with relief and patted her brother's hand. My brother made a face at me. Seeing my brother's tall figure beside my mother, I suddenly felt that I had lost something. Sailing ships can only miss the warm harbor, but they can't stay forever.
Before going back to school, my mother quietly packed my luggage. When she saw me walking around with her, she didn't speak. My mother said, "That's how your grandmother used to send me away." Ah, I looked at my mother silently, as if I saw my grandmother's busy hands. It suddenly dawned on me that my grandmother must have stood on the street corner before, waiting for my mother to go home, just like my mother is waiting for us to go home today. I will let my deep love dissolve in the waiting one day.
6. My mother stood quietly in the moonlight before my eyes, only knowing that no matter what happened, those nights in my memory would always be so beautiful.
1. What are the characteristics of the scenery described in the first paragraph of the article? What are the main functions in the text?
2. In the first paragraph, while waiting for my brother who was late for school, why did I "wait impatiently" and my mother "wait patiently"?
3. Paragraph (4) says "I suddenly feel that something is missing". What does "I" feel I have lost?
4. Look at the full text, (1) wrote a sentence, echoing the last paragraph "My mother stood motionless in the moonlight in front of my eyes". (2) Tell me why "those nights in memory are still beautiful"?
Twelve. composition
Title: Teacher of _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Requirements: 1, choose two or three things that can reflect a character's quality or characteristics.
2. Appropriate use of lyrical and argumentative expressions.
3. More than 600 words.
Reference answer
I. B(A) In "suffering from poverty", the word "suffering from poverty" should be pronounced as × i; The word "arrest" in item C "arrest" should be blasphemous; The word "punishment" in item D "punishment" should be pronounced)
Two, C (a) in the "half Xiang" should be "long"; The small "scratch" in item B should be "commotion"; "Irritability" in item D should be "Irritability")
Third, are you afraid of turning evil into rumors?
Four. D V,A VI,D VII, 1。 B 2。 A 3。 A 4。 VIII. A nine, slightly ten, slightly.
X.( 1)
1.B
2.( 1) insightful person (2) perfect fire (3) steep downhill (4) priceless.
3.B
People are proud of owning a chicken ... the national flags of several countries have the pattern of chicken.
No one wants to live worse than their peers. 6. Birth, arrival, 7. Cannot delete. Because this content is the inevitable result of the previous plot development. With it, the theme of the article is further deepened and the irony is enhanced. 8. Chicken family saves its own destiny and human struggle. 9( 1)√ (2)√ (3)×(4)×
(2) 1. Quiet and peaceful (beautiful). (just answer "quiet") show the characteristics of the character's activity environment; Set off the beautiful and maternal character (soul) of the character.
2. Because my mother can "tolerate deep love in quiet waiting", but I don't. (The general idea is correct)
3. (Because I grew up and became independent) I lost the opportunity to feel maternal love in my mother's arms, and I lost the opportunity to enjoy my mother's satisfaction and happiness. The answer to this question should be open. The general idea is correct or reasonable. )
4.( 1) My heart is pounding and my eyes are blurred in my mother's thin figure.
(2) Because those nights are beautiful in the moonlight and feelings, which embodies the deep and beautiful love of the mother.
Twelve. neglect
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