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Role-playing script

The first is Zhu's script.

Second, Inuyasha's touching plays.

Platycodon grandiflorum Xinyu

(1) People who want to keep a lofty image all the time ... people who commit crimes for selfish reasons ... No matter who wants to be saved, people without stains do not exist in this world.

(2) Once the red line of destiny is broken, it will not be connected again.

Other touching conversations

1. Platycodon grandiflorum: Inuyasha, I gave Naraku the jade of four souls, and he became stronger. But don't be killed, Inuyasha. Your life is mine.

Inuyasha: Platycodon grandiflorum, where are you? Platycodon grandiflorum ... once dead Platycodon grandiflorum; Platycodon grandiflorum resurrected with soil; Hate my platycodon grandiflorum; Trying to kill Ge Wei's platycodon grandiflorum. Where are you? My platycodon grandiflorum!

3. Platycodon grandiflorum: Inuyasha, are you there? Come down! Inuyasha, this is the first time we've been this close. Let's talk! What do you think of me? Like someone? In fact, I am very similar to you, which is why I can't kill you all the time. Because I am a witch, I can't be confused, and I can't let others see my fragile side, otherwise I will be used by monsters.

Inuyasha: It's nothing like you.

Platycodon grandiflorum: (Sure enough ... Don't you look like me? )

To live is to die, and to die is to live. ...

Ge Wei: Inuyasha, it's the first time I've seen you cry like this. Look, you look like this when you cry. ...

6. Platycodon grandiflorum: "Inuyasha, your life is mine."

"Don't forget, Inuyasha, I just really kissed your heart."

"Is the desire for four soul jade ruined her. Greedy human, who am I to judge her? "

"Poor ...? I ...? "

"I'm sorry to scare you ..."

"Goodbye ... I'm sorry ..."

"We have ... we can't go back to that time."

"Why ... why are you here ...? "

"It's boring, but ... it's human nature."

"Inuyasha ... when my dead soul was taken away and my whole body was about to lose strength, I thought I was going to leave this world alone. But ... I'm so happy that you're here ... "But you're here ... that's enough ..."

7. Inuyasha: "Platycodon grandiflorum, you said ... my life is yours! Then, your life is mine! "

"I will never, never give you to Naraku!"

"So, platycodon grandiflorum ... you don't have to fight like this anymore."

"Who will protect you? Isn't it just me? "

Missing beyond time and space

The dialogue between Ge Wei and Inuyasha using the sacred tree was so touching that I cried!

The third one, Wing's COSPLAY script, is a bit long.

Character introduction:

Shangguan yunying

Princess Sakura, 18 years old, is the apple of the emperor's eye. Outstanding appearance, is the first beauty in Sakura, brown hair, even pretending to be a boy, but also a handsome boy!

Lan Shi Zhi

KINOMOTO SAKURA's best friend 18 years old, and her father is the richest man in China. Extraordinary appearance, second beauty, and a super handsome "cool brother"!

Yuling

He is also a good friend of KINOMOTO SAKURA, 18 years old, with poor life experience (don't be beaten by a bell fan). Looks are also the third most beautiful. As for pretending to be a boy, of course it is very handsome! Don LI

Prince Guo Lin, 19 years old, is the emperor's favorite son, but he just doesn't want to be an emperor. Of course he is handsome!

io

Wolf's personal bodyguard, 19 years old, is a good brother with the wolf. He is also a handsome boy, and his kung fu is extremely high!

Shangguan Yunfeng

Prince Sakura, the most valued son of the emperor, Sakura's future emperor, and Sakura's brother love Sakura very much. The appearance is good!

Cherish yiyi

A rich family is a daughter, 18 years old.

She is above average in appearance, but she thinks she is the first beauty. Like a wolf, in order to get him, use all means.

Don't cherish frost

Rich boy, 19 years old. It's Xi Yiyi's brother. He looks very handsome. At the age of five, he went to the mountains to learn martial arts with his master. He met his sister on 19, and he didn't like her. He loved KINOMOTO SAKURA and died for KINOMOTO SAKURA.

Chapter 1 "Accidental Engagement"

In a blink of an eye, seventeen years passed and the couple became emperors and queens. Later, they gave birth to many children, but their favorite daughter was Shangguan Yunying, because they knew that she would marry a neighboring country when she grew up, so they loved Yunying very much and hoped that she could forgive her parents.

At this time, Yunying didn't know the truth at all and had a good time every day. She is beautiful, even younger than her mother. She is also very naughty and wants to play outside the palace, so that the emperor and queen can worry about her all day. However, Yunying went her own way and often sneaked out of the palace. But her kung fu is very good and generally there is no danger.

Suddenly one day, KINOMOTO SAKURA was called to the bedroom by his father. Because the emperor received a letter from the ambassador early that morning, he knew it was time to tell Yunying.

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"KINOMOTO SAKURA, come here, come to Dad." The emperor said. "hmm."

"KINOMOTO SAKURA, well, my father told you a story. More than ten years ago, a couple went to a place to play, and later found themselves lost. They were saved by the emperor of a neighboring country, but on one condition, their daughter grew up and married one of his sons. Well, the story is over. "

"Oh, I thought it was a story! Boring! "

"But KINOMOTO SAKURA, this happened to us!"

"What, Dad?" In fact, KINOMOTO SAKURA has guessed what it is, but he just doesn't want to believe it is true.

"Your mother and I were husband and wife. At that time, I was just a prince and you were the girl. Now they have come to propose, and they will get married in Guo Lin in three days. "

"What, three days later. Can I not marry! " KINOMOTO SAKURA began to coquetry.

"no!"

"Hum, you only care about yourself and your mother, regardless of me, this is the happiness of my life! Ok, I will marry a neighboring country and ignore you! " KINOMOTO SAKURA ran back to his bedroom crying (pretending). At this time, the emperor thought Yunying had compromised. (Author: It's a waste to be a father. He still doesn't understand KINOMOTO SAKURA's character. Sakura fan: Yes, yes, we all know, but your old man doesn't know! Emperor: I want you to take care of it. If you make any more noise, you will be dragged out for questioning! ), he wrote down the imperial edict and announced in front of the ministers that the princess would marry a neighboring country.

Some ministers are sorry for Princess Yunying; Also have a plenty of agree, think marriage is very good; Some people are angry and unconvinced, because some ministers want Princess Yunying to be their daughter-in-law (what a beautiful idea). KINOMOTO SAKURA's brother Shangguan Yunfeng was so angry that he left immediately because he was going to see his sister.

—————————— "KINOMOTO SAKURA, KINOMOTO SAKURA ..."

"Well, brother, am I deaf? Why are you shouting so loudly? " KINOMOTO SAKURA said, covering her ears.

"KINOMOTO SAKURA, you know? Father, he wants to marry you to a neighboring country! "

"What a fuss," KINOMOTO SAKURA said coldly. "I knew it yesterday, alas!"

"oh? Really? "

"Well, brother, it's okay. Leave me alone! " Said as he pushed Shangguan Yunfeng out of the door.

"But, YunYing ..." Before he finished, KINOMOTO SAKURA had closed the door.

"Nothing, leave me alone, brother!"

"Well, then, don't be too hard!" I'm dizzy. Could KINOMOTO SAKURA be so stupid? )

Chapter 2 "I want to escape from marriage"

————————————————— Yunying Pavilion

"What should I do? I'm going to marry a neighboring country in three days. Father is really of, the prince of this country, I don't even know his name, let alone read it. Do I have to entrust him with the happiness of Shangguan Yunying's life? What a joke! How is this possible! " After Shangguan Yunfeng left, KINOMOTO SAKURA began to think hard.

"Well, that's it. Although I am a little sorry for my father, I have to do so for my lifelong happiness. After all, it's my dad's fault. He's sorry for me first. Haha, dad, I can only say sorry to you! " Yunying is right to make excuses to comfort herself.

"Lucky, Ruyi (KINOMOTO SAKURA's maid), come here!" KINOMOTO SAKURA is going to start planning.

"Yes, Princess, I want to know what you want us to do?" Auspicious, wishful.

"Good, quick help me to prepare silver, silver ticket. Help me prepare some sets of men's clothes and pack them for me as soon as possible! " KINOMOTO SAKURA said, because she knew she had to get out of the palace as soon as possible, otherwise it would be too late.

"This ..."

"Don't just stand there and help me pack!" KINOMOTO SAKURA is a little worried.

"But, princess, in three days, you will be married to a neighboring country, but you seem to be leaving the palace!" Ruyi said.

"I just want to go out of the palace, otherwise my happiness in life will be over!" KINOMOTO SAKURA said.

"But what did the emperor say?" Auspicious theory

"Don't worry, you'll be fine," said KINOMOTO SAKURA. "You told me more than ten years, dad won't embarrass you. Besides, you don't want to go to Guo Lin with me. We are strangers there. How boring! "

"Well ... well, just say ok." Ruyi and auspicious theory.

"Oh, it's very kind of you, not the kui is my good girl. Come on, help me prepare something. Don't say a word, not even my prince brother. I'll sneak out tonight! " KINOMOTO SAKURA said happily.

"Yes, the handmaiden obeyed." Ruyi and auspiciousness began to prepare.

———————————— At the palace gate at night.

At this time, Yunying had changed into a maid-in-waiting suit and said to the soldier, "Brother Bing, your highness ordered me to go out to work. Please open the door! "

"Well, you see it's getting late. Come back tomorrow! " The soldier said.

Yunying had guessed this a long time ago, but she took out twelve taels of silver from her sleeve and said, "Please be flexible, or the princess won't make a fire, huh?"

"Well, then, open the door!" What a greedy man.

In this way, Sakura Shun-Wolf Palace in neighboring countries' palaces.

"Wolf, what's the matter with you?" A handsome boy asked. His name is Io, and he is the personal bodyguard of the eldest prince. On the other hand, that handsome guy with a frown is the great emperor of this country, Li Yilang. Outsiders are masters and servants, but they are brothers in private.

"Well, it's not my father's fault. He asked me to marry a princess I don't love, and I don't even know her name and appearance. Really annoying! " The wolf said helplessly.

"Yes, you are poor." Io said.

"No, I want to change the status quo. Who am I, Li Yilang? Nothing can beat me. IO, pack your bags. We will leave the palace soon. " The wolf said.

"Don't you want to ..." Ai Ou zheng big eyes.

"Yes, I just want to leave the palace and escape from marriage. I won't accept this inexplicable engagement! " The wolf said with a smile.

To be continued, Leigh slipped out of the palace.

Chapter III "First Meeting"

——————————————————— Outside the palace.

"Ha, that's great! I'm out of the palace now, so leave me alone! " YunYing happily thinking, "where to go now? By the way, go to Zhishi and see michel platini! "

Knowing the world is that Yun Ying sneaked out of the palace a few years ago, and KINOMOTO SAKURA also "incidentally" worshipped a michel platini, the father of knowing the world. Of course, no one knows KINOMOTO SAKURA's princess status except ZhiShi, otherwise how dare Miss Lan (the father of ZhiShi) recognize this goddaughter?

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"Knock, knock ..." A quick knock at the door.

"Come, who is it?" A maid opened the door. "Ah, it's Miss KINOMOTO SAKURA. Come on in. The lords and ladies miss you so much! "

"Ha ha, I'm here, aren't I?" KINOMOTO SAKURA said.

——————————————— Yunying Pavilion at this time.

KINOMOTO SAKURA, KINOMOTO SAKURA, open the door! Shangguan Yunfeng shouted at the door.

"The handmaiden has met His Royal Highness." Auspicious bow and salute.

"Oh, where is the princess?" Yunfeng asked.

"This, this ..." Auspicious don't know what to say.

"What is this and what is that?" He was in a hurry and immediately pushed the door open. I saw a letter on the desk.

"Father, mother, brother, forgive me for taking French leave. I can't marry a neighboring country, so I'm leaving. Take care! KINOMOTO SAKURA. "

"what! This silly girl! " Yunfeng used to sit in a chair.

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"Know the world, michel platini!" KINOMOTO SAKURA trotted along, still shouting.

"Ah, KINOMOTO SAKURA, there you are. We miss you so much! Come to my room. " Before KINOMOTO SAKURA could say a word to her michel platini, she was dragged into the room by Zhishi. Mr. Lan can only shake his head with a wry smile.

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"KINOMOTO SAKURA, you finally came. I've heard of you. You escaped from the palace! " In terms of knowing the world.

"Yes, it's all my father's fault. He asked me to marry Prince Guo Lin, so I slipped out!" KINOMOTO SAKURA said.

"Also, it's me, I also want to escape from marriage. By the way, KINOMOTO SAKURA, come and try on the clothes I just made, both men and women can. " Shi Zhi said excitedly.

"Know the world!" Sakura is dizzy.

"You finally came out. Of course I want to go out to play. It is more convenient to put on a men's suit. "

"You are right, too!"

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"KINOMOTO SAKURA, you are so handsome!"

"Know the world, so do you."

Yun Ying and Shi Zhi each changed their men's clothes, and they are really well-proportioned and handsome (many adjectives are omitted here).

"KINOMOTO SAKURA, where are we going to play? Let's go to Jiangnan. The weather is very good these days. Let's go to Jiangnan. " "Ok, ok, let's rent a carriage!" "Oh!"

—————————————— and on the other side.

"Wolf, the cherry blossom country is beautiful!"

"Yes, why don't we rent a carriage to play?" "good!"

Io and Li Yilang also escaped marriage, and the next time they were in cherry blossoms.

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"Boss, we want to rent a carriage!" The wolf said.

"Sorry, sir, the last carriage was rented by those two sons." Said, and pointed to a direction.

"Oh, thank you."

The wolf went over and saw two handsome sons-Yunying and Shi Zhi (they have changed into men's clothes). "Ah, gentlemen, please wait a moment."

KINOMOTO SAKURA turned his head and said, "I wonder what it is?"

"Oh, that's right. My brother and I want to rent a carriage to travel to Jiangnan, but the carriage is gone. I don't know if I can borrow it, and the fare is doubled. "

"Well, that's right. Just right, let's go to Jiangnan, let's go together! "

"Thank you!" He said, and got on the bus.

The fourth chapter "encounter frost-free"

——————————————————————————————————— In the carriage.

At this point, the carriage has been on the road, driven by io.

"Thank you two childe, otherwise we have to wait for many days!" Li Yilang spoke first.

"Oh, don't thank me. Anyway, I'm on my way. Besides, it's not better to have a companion along the way. " Yunying said with a smile.

"Well, my name is Li, and you can also call me the wolf directly. This is my good brother-Io. May I ask the names of my two sons? " The wolf said.

"My name is lance, who knows the world. This is ... "The wise man was about to introduce KINOMOTO SAKURA when KINOMOTO SAKURA shouted," Wolf, is it the wolf of the wolf? Haha, how can anyone call this a wolf, haha! "

The wolf turned green at once. Alas, I can't help it. Who asked his parents to give him this wolf? But he immediately restrained his anger and asked, "What's the matter? What's your name, son? "

"I, I won't change my name. I shouldn't be surnamed. I'm Shangguan Yunying." KINOMOTO SAKURA replied.

"Ha ha, ShangGuanYunYing. This is not the same as a woman's name! " The wolf listened to the irony.

"Hum, better than you, Wolf!" "Alas, sissy." Say, "Sakura hitched a cry, and then turned to leave.

"KINOMOTO SAKURA, don't do this!" Zhishi advised: "And, Wolf, don't be as knowledgeable as KINOMOTO SAKURA!"

"Well, in order to understand the world, I won't share your common sense." KINOMOTO SAKURA said.

"Gee, for his (her) sake, I won't argue with you for the time being!" The wolf said.

"alas!" Io and Shi Zhi can only sigh when they look at this pair of friends.

——————————————————— at night.

KINOMOTO SAKURA and Zhisi slept soundly. And the sleeping position of these two people: knowing the world and leaning against the window, very gentle. While KINOMOTO SAKURA leans on Shi Zhi, with transparent liquid hanging from her mouth (haha, you should know what this is, a princess, sleeping like a baby! Yunying: I want you to manage! )。

The wolf didn't fall asleep at this moment. He just looked at KINOMOTO SAKURA and Zhisi carefully. Looking at KINOMOTO SAKURA's lovely appearance, I couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, Wolf, why are you laughing so hard?" Io asked.

"Oh, nothing!" The wolf realized that he was a little rude and explained quickly.

It's almost dawn and the wolf has fallen asleep. At this time, KINOMOTO SAKURA was "kissed" by mosquitoes and woke up unhappy. "This annoying mosquito, dare to bite me!" KINOMOTO SAKURA thought angrily.

She woke up, so she looked around. I saw the wolf very clearly. He closed his eyes, but he has exposed his handsome. "In fact, he also looks pretty handsome hemp! Hmm? How can I praise him? He is not handsome in virtue! " After thinking about it, I turned my head and looked out of the window.

Suddenly, KINOMOTO SAKURA felt something was wrong and said loudly, "There is murderous look!"

Hearing this, the wolf immediately opened his eyes and said, "There is an ambush, pay attention!" " "

Io, Shi Zhi is awake. Sure enough, after a while, a group of masked men in black killed them.

The four of them rushed out of the car together and fought with them. Io is the wolf's personal bodyguard. Kung fu is naturally first-class, and Wolf and Sakura have also practiced martial arts since childhood, which is also very powerful! As for knowing the world, I have learned a lot from KINOMOTO SAKURA since I met KINOMOTO SAKURA. She is not a very good master, but she can handle it.

In a short time, the masked men in black were repelled, and KINOMOTO SAKURA thought they had escaped. Who knows, those people are too cunning to let go of the hidden weapons. At this time, a man jumped out of the grass and helped KINOMOTO SAKURA to stop them one by one.

"Thank you for your help, warrior. What is your name, please? " KINOMOTO SAKURA said.

I saw the man with a charming smile and said, "I am grateful to first frost. You don't have to thank me. Goodbye! "

"I wonder where you are going?" The wolf asked.

"I went to Jiangnan to find my family. To tell the truth, I learned martial arts from my master when I was five years old. I don't remember them. Now I have started my career. Now I'm going back to my hometown to find my parents. "

"What a coincidence! We are going to Jiangnan, too. Let's go on the road together! "

"Oh, great!"

A group of five of them set foot on the road to Jiangnan together. chapter five

———————————————————————————————————————————— In the carriage.

"Ah, frost-free elder brother, your kung fu is very good! Judging from the hidden weapons posted by masked men just now,

He is quite good, you can easily avoid it! "The Wolf spoke again.

"Oh, nothing. I don't know what your names are? " Ask no frost.

"My name is ..." Before the wolf finished, KINOMOTO SAKURA said, "His name is Wolf!"

"Ah, the wolf?"

"Go, don't listen to his (her) nonsense, the next Li Yilang. He is E, my good brother since childhood, this nonsense guy, he (she) is Shangguan Yunying, and his (her) friend Lan Zhishi. " The wolf said, and gave KINOMOTO SAKURA a hard stare, but KINOMOTO SAKURA made a face at him.

"Ha ha, ShangGuanYunYing, your name is very miss girls, and it's too long. Unfortunately, you are a boy! " Cherish frost jokingly said.

"Ha ha, can't help it. My mother really wants a girl, so she treats me like a girl, so it's no wonder! " KINOMOTO SAKURA smiled awkwardly.

Another day later, they came to Jiangnan.

"Oh, Jiangnan is so beautiful! Really not white! " KINOMOTO SAKURA said as soon as he got off the bus.

"Ha ha, KINOMOTO SAKURA, want to have fun this time. Last time I went to other places, I had a good time! " In terms of knowing the world.

"Oh, know the world, how do you mention this again! I won't see my brother now. " KINOMOTO SAKURA said, can't help but think of the last time I went out, my brother has been limiting her.

"Hey, which inn are we staying at?"

"Of course, it is the most comfortable and luxurious place to live!" The wolf said.

"Of course, I want to have a good rest!" KINOMOTO SAKURA said. "What a pig!" Wolves are whispering.

A group of them were walking in the street, which attracted the attention of a lot of anthomaniac girls. "Oh, this is so handsome!" "Gee, this looks cool!" ...... a group of girls are discussing.

—————————————— In an inn.

"After reading it for a long time, it's still the best, right here!"

"A few guests, eat or stay?" Xiao er came to say hello.

"Stay in a hotel, one * * * four." Io said.

"No, it is five. I want it, too. " Frost-free theory

"eh? Aren't you going home? " Understand the world.

"I'll live here first and then go home in a few days." He said.

"Ok, five guests, please go to the second floor." Xiao er said while leading the way.

"Ah, it's nice here!" KINOMOTO SAKURA is talking to himself.

"KINOMOTO SAKURA, come on, let's go out and play!" The voice of understanding the world came from outside the door. "Oh, I'll be right there." KINOMOTO SAKURA quickly packed his things and ran out.

——————————————————— In the street.

"Hey, are you kidding? You also come out! " KINOMOTO SAKURA looked at the Wolf and said crossly.

"Hum, this is not yours, I come out and promise you! Besides, you think I want to go the same way with you! " The wolf said discontentedly.

"Let's go! Miss Xi wants it! " I don't know who gave a cry and ran away in some confusion.

"Hey, how did you hear this? Many people have left? " KINOMOTO SAKURA asked incredulously.

"The childe, you are from other places! Miss Jia Xi is notoriously unruly and unreasonable, just like a bully. " An old man said.

"Oh, looks like a nasty character. I want to see what she looks like. " KINOMOTO SAKURA said.

Chapter five ends

Chapter vi

—————————————————— In the street.

"Yuling, the sun is so big, please help me with my umbrella!" A coquettish woman said.

"What, I'm your cousin, not your servant girl!" A girl who looks noble but wears coarse cloth said.

"What ah, you don't forget, if your father didn't ask my father to take you in before he died, you would have become a beggar. Now you can thank God for being our precious servant girl. Now you must remember that you are no longer Miss Yu Jia, but my maid. " The coquettish woman said that she said "servant girl" very loudly.

"alas!" The girl sighed and gave her an umbrella.

She, surnamed Yu and Ming Ling, originally had a happy family and was also a well-fed young lady. However, a corrupt official took a fancy to her family's wealth and drove them away. Her parents died soon. Before her father died, she begged her brother-in-law (Yuling's uncle) to take her in.

And she, the daughter of Uncle Yuling, is Xi Yiyi, a few months younger than her. I was spoiled since I was a child, because I was jealous of Berby because she was beautiful and treated her as a servant girl.

"Oh, a new teahouse has opened here. Let's go shopping! " Cherish Iraq said. At this time, Yunying and his party also came to this teahouse.

Cherish the one mouthful tea, immediately spit it out, "oh, is this a person to drink? It tastes terrible, call you boss! "

Immediately, a middle-aged man ran out and said humbly, "Miss Xi, I'm really sorry. The service in this shop is very poor. It's free today! " .

"Hum, how much is a cup of tea worth? How's this? I took a fancy to a piece of jewelry, which is very expensive. If you are sincere, come to my house tomorrow and apologize in person! "

"All right, all right!" The boss said.

And these, YunYing they all see in the eye.

"Yuling, I'm thirsty. Give me a cup of tea. " "Aren't you going to have tea here?" Yuling asked.

"Just now, now, now I want to drink again. Give me the tea quickly! "

"yes." The bell said weakly.

Immediately, the bell brought a cup of tea. Cherish Iraq deliberately put out her foot and tripped her, and the tea spilled on Cherish Iraq. "Oh, you dead girl!" As he spoke, he rang the doorbell and slapped him.

"I ... your foot tripped me ... that ... happened." The bell said with grievance.

"Hum, don't you dare talk back." I just want to slap her.

Bell closed her eyes in fear, but for a long time, she felt pain. When she opened her eyes, she saw a son grab Xi Yiyi's hand and say, "Stop it!" " "

"Ah, there are people to help you! All right, I won't call. Don't follow me either. " With that, he left with his family. Girl, are you okay? "Asked childe (YunYing).

"I'm fine, but I am homeless now. Please take me in! " The bell pleaded.

"Well, all right!" KINOMOTO SAKURA agreed.

"Oh, I haven't seen it. You still have a sense of justice. " The wolf on the side finally spoke.

"Of course, there are many things you don't know!"

Then, KINOMOTO SAKURA introduced Bell to everyone.