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The diverse plots of getting rich.
Jun Huang was addicted to gambling since he was a child. He never gambles, never gambles, likes nothing and dares to gamble. It can be said that he gambled until his parents disowned him, forgot to eat and sleep, and lost everything.
Although Li Qun's name means "stand out from the crowd", he is a nobody living at home. He not only suffers from "henpecked husband", but also has a muddled attitude towards life. Doing more is better than doing less, and doing less will make fewer mistakes, so he has no courage to try anything.
Yongshun's desire to get rich is definitely not under these two men, but he is a "desperate Saburo". I believe that as long as you work hard and dare to rush, you will succeed!
Huang Jun owes a gambling debt because of gambling, but pretends to owe it to his mother. The result was exposed by my sister Huimin, bringing out the truth that the whole world is gambling. Even Yongshun's upcoming marriage is regarded as gambling in Jun Huang's eyes, which makes Yongshun laugh and cry.
This episode not only introduces the personalities and backgrounds of three people, but also discusses their views on finding the god of wealth, and also reveals people's desire for "getting rich"! Suggestions submitted by Yongshun are often rejected by conservative bosses. Yongshun began to feel that the company limited its unlimited creativity and came up with the idea of starting a business. So, he asked Jun Huang and Liqun to discuss cooperation and entrepreneurship, which led to Jun Huang's dissatisfaction with the government's cross-vote system, and also made Yongshun discover that Jun Huang was actually a man full of infinite creativity.
Although Yongshun and evita began to be busy for the wedding, evita was still openly dating male friends, so she was dissatisfied with Jun Huang and ironically reminded Yongshun to be careful about being cuckolded. Yongshun expressed 100% trust in his fiancee, but he still had some bumps in his heart.
An iron-mouthed god judged that he was about to meet a noble man. This made the group suspicious, and anyone passing by thought it might be the first prize of the next day. As a result, he was nervous, which not only made a lot of jokes, but also made people laugh and cry. Even the old B who borrowed money from Yongshun again and again recently began to make up his mind! Jun Huang listened to old B, waiting to meet his god of wealth. He was hit by Lena in the department store. He was about to start cursing, but he saw a fifty-dollar bill on the ground. He picked it up and Lena turned and smiled at him. The second time he saw Lina, it was when he looked up the Dodo in an electrical appliance store. When Lina was around him, he bought as many sizes as possible, but when Lina watched him leave, the size was wrong. Superstitious handsome can not help but be confused.
Yongshun had butterflies in his stomach. He was worried that Ai Weita would cuckold him and Chicken King would give him a cuckold as a gift, which made him even more worried. When King Chicken retired, everyone held a farewell party for him. Li Qun envied King Chicken and said that he could retire soon. But everyone warned him that he would be called away before he reached retirement age, and Li Qun couldn't help worrying.
Yongshun and Ai Weita * * * have dinner, and Ai Weita suddenly said that he had an appointment with a friend. Yongshun is worried that she is dating a man again and stalking secretly. When he arrived at the bar, he was relieved to find that Ai Weita was dating Lena. It happened that Jun Huang and his friends were gambling on football there. When he saw Lena, the ball became better. Lena bought a dark horse like him and won the money. She smiled at him for the third time. ...
Jun Huang began to fantasize that this woman might be his lucky star ... Yongshun's wedding day is approaching, and he is very excited, and he is more ready to go beyond the plan and make himself proud of his career and love. Unexpectedly, the plan was rejected by the boss and he lost his job!
On the wedding day, while everyone was anxiously waiting for the bride Ai Weita to appear, Lena suddenly appeared and announced the cancellation of the wedding on behalf of Ai Weita. Public outcry, began to talk about, to add insult to injury. ...
Jun Huang began to approach Lena and yearned for Lena's status as a senior gambler, so he began to study hard how to trade stocks, with little effect and complacency. Lena looked at it and thought it was ridiculous.
Huang Jun and Yongshun went to Ai Weita Theory, but Ai Weita chickened out and apologized frequently, saying that he was not good enough for Yongshun and asked to be good friends only. Yongshun left disappointed. Yongshun's heart wanders, and he also drinks to drown his sorrows. Seeing Yongshun so depressed, Hui Min went to comfort Yongshun. Yongshun began to complain to Min ... Jun Huang, Xiaoming, Li Qun and others seem to have found their own God of Wealth. Jun Huang and Li Na cooperated to play the stock market, which became popular. Liqun and Chicken King went to casinos frequently and won a lot. Only Yongshun, whose love is frustrated, wants to collect debts from old B, but he can't catch them.
Liqun and Chicken King made a big bet at the gambling stall, winning first and then losing, and finally losing even the 6.5438+0.2 million yuan borrowed from the casino! Liqun originally wanted to tell his family about his situation, but he couldn't say it every time.
Jun Huang and Li Na bought the stock together. When the chairman of a Japanese consortium committed suicide, the stock plummeted and suffered heavy losses! Li Qun and Huang Jun had no choice but to borrow money from the rich man An An. Unfortunately, their gambling is hard to change, and they even gamble with borrowed money to fight for their last luck. As a result, they didn't even open the words they bought
The sophomore dragon is collecting debts, and Liqun is afraid to tell Ping Li. In desperation, he almost embezzled public funds. Fortunately, he got it under control. I'm afraid Mickey found out and reported it to the boss, who got angry and fired him! It never rains but it pours. When he hesitated to explain to Ping Li, Li Ping had come with An An, apparently knowing everything ... Ping Li was very angry when he learned that Li Qun owed big ears and drove the group out of the house. Later, Ping Li was even more disappointed when he saw Li Qun arguing and wrestling with Mickey at the Bakute tea stall.
Li Qun is homeless and can't find a job. In order to make a living, she had to work as a security guard, nude model and taxi driver in a gallery.
Once, Ping Li got on the bus and saw Li Qun working so hard. He wanted to forgive him. Later, he was surprised to find that Li Qun had not changed his bad habits. Ping Li no longer had any hope for the group, so he angrily got off the bus and left. Li Qun missed an opportunity to reconcile with his wife.
Yongshun finally found old B and wanted to collect debts, but old B backed out on the spot. Yongshun wanted to hit someone, and old B said it was best to kill himself, so that he didn't have to pay back the money. Yongshun left angrily. Not long after, Lao B took the initiative to find Yongshun, explaining that he could use the direct selling products bought and sold in direct selling to pay off his debts. As long as Yongshun sells these goods, he can get his money back. Yongshun was so angry that he drove old B away!
After hearing the news, Ma Puwang took people to collect debts from Huang, and stipulated that it must be paid off within one week, otherwise it would be bad. Jun Huang even helped the group fight with Mickey, and almost got into a lawsuit. Apologize to Huimin and Huang's mother frequently, and they really regret it. How do you know he wanted to borrow money from his mother?
Huimin was disappointed with Jun Huang and complained to Xiuzhen that Jun Huang had patted his father on the chest before he died and said that he would take care of his family. Unexpectedly, just a few years later, he was changed by gambling! Xiuzhen is infatuated with Jun Huang and thinks that Jun Huang may have difficulties. She takes the initiative to take out her savings to help Jun Huang tide over the difficulties. Unexpectedly, Jun Huang didn't take money to pay off debts, but wanted Lena to reinvest ... Jun Huang lost all the money Xiuzhen borrowed from him, and Huang Huang's mother couldn't bear to see him chased out of a big ear hole, so she resolutely took out her coffin book that she had saved for many years and asked her son to pay off debts. I'm not sure. Jun Huang never changed his mind and thought gambling with his mother's coffin would kill him, but he also lost everything. Jun Huang was afraid to go home, so he hid in Lena's relatives' apartment. We are both unhappy-we played a lot of boring games to make time until the end of the day, and our mood gradually grew.
In the face of economic pressure, Yongshun tried to sell directly, but was repeatedly rejected. Liqun had no choice but to borrow money from Yongshun. Yongshun said that he was also facing an economic crisis, but Liqun not only didn't believe it, but also called Yongshun heartless and suicidal. It was not until he saw Yongshun's car towed away that he knew that a group of friends were down and out.
Many friends saw that Lao B was doing well in the direct selling industry, so they had to bite the bullet and come to the door, expressing their intention to join. But when I arrived at the scene, I found that the direct seller was huge, and I couldn't help but feel a little uneasy. It feels like a cult activity ... everyone came to listen to the briefing of old B, and heard that old B said that he would participate in the beyond direct selling business, foaming at the mouth. On the one hand, everyone is amazed at the eloquence of old B, on the other hand, they despise old B for buying products for others and become hypocritical and unscrupulous.
Lena is leaving, and Huang Jun wants to send her away. Lena refused and said that she was going to move back to live with her mother. Jun Huang was bored and decided to go home.
Li Qun told Ping Li what he had seen and heard when he got home. Ping Li told him not to follow suit, to think everything clearly and not to let his family down again. Keep your promise. Since winning the first million lottery last time, Ping Li's mentality has changed. With the encouragement of his wife Ma Piao, he began to buy more.
Once again, everyone came to beyond's lobby, and listened to Old B's introduction of outstanding VIP customers in recent months, knowing that their income was amazing. Everyone is eager to move, only to know that joining beyond's team needs at least 5,000 yuan! But old b promised that the money would come back soon. For money, Liqun wanted to make Ping Li happy and asked her for money.
Jun Huang laid hands on Xiuzhen. Yongshun even had to put down his face and borrow from Ai Weita. Ai Weita asked her new boyfriend to write a check-up, and Yongshun was ashamed.
People began to look for people to buy products, and Yongshun and Lena made good progress. Li Qun and Huang Jun find it difficult. Just when they were upset about who else to find, the king of horse tickets appeared with his hands and said that he had to pay back the money ... Their eyes lit up as if they saw the dawn ... Shun, Huang and Qun thought that after participating in direct sales, they earned more money. In a year or two, we should be able to pay off all our debts.
The king of horse tickets was told to participate, and asked if everyone had earned 500 thousand. Qun lamented that all the finances are now in the hands of the old lady, all the credit cards have been confiscated, and he only has ten yuan of pocket money every day. People make fun of themselves for not knowing when to be happy. Qun said that he was actually very happy to have such a good wife, but he didn't know that he was addicted to gambling.
Shun frequently asked many questions about the basic sales methods of direct selling, but they were all refuted by Lao B, and warned him that he must accept all the orders, so as to give full play to the effect and refuse to accept them secretly.
Huang wanted to confess to Lena, but made Lena uneasy. One wants to chase and the other wants to escape, resulting in a decline in performance. The two were scolded by the old B and asked them to cooperate with each other to persuade a potential customer to join the "beyond".
When seeing this customer, Huang Helina tied a knot in her heart. Lena actually scolded Huang in front of the customer and mentioned the customer's sadness, and the customer left.
When Huang was scolded by Lao B because of his poor performance, it happened that the king of horse tickets brought many men to the door to find Huang. Everyone thought that he was coming to collect debts and worried about Huang, but Wang Ma Piao said that he would join the direct sales, which made Huang overjoyed. With the help of a gang of gangsters, Huang Gan played very well and soon climbed to the top of the list. Huang's gangster friends often dress up as gangsters, and it is difficult for Huang and Lina to change their faces.
Qun, Shun, Huang and Li Na are not afraid of hardships, and they have made a lot of efforts and made a lot of money. After many contacts, Shun and that pair developed subtle feelings for each other.
After everyone made money, they all posed as nouveau riche and bought new cars. Huang, his mother and sister moved into a new apartment. Huang wants to pursue Lena and ask Xiuzhen for advice, which makes Jane very depressed.
In fact, Lena herself is very confused. She has feelings for Huang, but she is also interested in Shun. Both invited Lina to dinner, which put her in a dilemma.
Shun disagreed with old B's way of doing things, quarreled with old B, and started everyone to jump ship and start their own company. Both Huang and Lina support Shun, but Qun is afraid of being scolded, saying that they should ask her first.
Ping Li is a gambler. She not only plays mahjong at home, but also doesn't take care of the children. She also gambled on cruise ships with Ma Piao Sao and others. Ping Li lost a lot of money, owed a lot of debts, and got deeper and deeper ... Shun announced that he would officially leave Old B and start his own business. Everyone agreed without hesitation, but he was indecisive.
Qun told everyone that his wife became strange and suspected that she was having an affair. Everyone began to talk about it, and the group felt even more worried. Li Ping received a phone call and hurried to the appointment. The group followed her and found that Li Ping was going to play mahjong. But what shocked this group even more was that Ping Li had already owed a large sum of money. A bolt from the blue, responsible Ping Li, Li Ping was deeply sorry and left home sadly!
Lena had no intention of having lunch with Shunhehuang, so she had to run from side to side at the same time and almost caught it. Fortunately, it was just a false alarm. Lena herself doesn't know whether the person she likes is shun or Huang. She must date two people at the same time before she can make a choice. I didn't expect to be caught by two people ...
When they were chatting in Bakute tea stall, a group of nervous people came to say that Ping Li had run away from home. They were very anxious. Xiao Ming threatened Li Qun that if Ping Li had no money to pay his debts, he would be arrested for prostitution.
While everyone was frantically looking for Li everywhere, I didn't know that she had suicidal thoughts. She was slowly on a dead end ... Li had planned to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but under the persuasion of Li Qun and others, she finally gave up the idea of suicide. Nevertheless, Li Qun was still frustrated that Ping Li had lost all his money at home.
In order to atone, Ping Li tried every means to please her husband, which made Li Qun feel uncomfortable and asked her to restore her original appearance. The couple finally made up and restored their old feelings.
Yongshun and Huang Jun pursued Lena respectively, but Lena praised each other in front of them, which made them feel very unhappy and began to have bad feelings in their hearts.
Yongshun successfully founded a new company, recruited people to work for him, and even snatched Mickey from the old B. Yongshun encouraged employees to innovate and sell in any way, and the business was booming. However, Yongshun never imagined that the company would face a serious problem ... Shun, Huang and Lina's companies were complained and brought back to the police station to assist in the investigation. They thought it was just a trivial matter, but how did they know that the number of people complaining about their health care products had reached 99, and some people had entered the intensive care unit! Coming out of the police station and being photographed by reporters, the three men fled.
The three men found a barrister to defend them, and the lawyer actually advised them to plead guilty and not to waste time in the lawsuit. Three people were frightened, and Lena was sandwiched between Huang Jun and Yongshun to comfort them.
Seeing Shun and Huang arguing over Lena's money, the group agreed to help them. However, I learned from the children that Ping Li secretly made cakes and sold them outside in order to make up for his mistakes and help his family. Qun had no choice but to tell Huang, and he had no choice.
Huang wanted to go back to the coffee shop to sell bak Kut teh. Later, he learned that Xiaoming had given the coffee shop to Susan in order to please her. Susan is going to change the coffee shop into a coffee shop, and Huang feels at a loss.
The court ruled that the three men must compensate the victim, amounting to one million yuan. The three of them didn't know where to go ... They met by chance at the seaside along Hehuang, and after a period of calm, they began to realize their mistakes. The two men finally settled their differences. Shun was homeless and Huang took him in.
Qun told him that Shun and Huang were in a difficult situation and he wanted to help them. Ping Li said that he was not very rich, but insisted on refusing, which made the group feel embarrassed.
Shun, Huang and Lina decided to put their feelings aside for the time being and talk about their children when they get through the difficulties. However, despite their efforts to find a job, the three men met with a rebuff. Shun Hehuang is helpless. He thinks it is better to rely on others than on himself, and plans to start his own business. Huang thought that the king of horse tickets would lend him money, but just when the money was coming, An An was arrested by the police. It was a vain joy!
The group lobbied Ping Li to help Shunhehuang again, but failed. At this time, the TV announced the lottery results of charity activities, and the group actually won 700,000 apartments! Successfully solved everyone's economic difficulties!
Just as everyone was in high spirits, the news came that Li Na was studying in China. Can Shunhehuang catch up with beautiful women?
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