Who has a super funny story?

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit. She announced: "children, after picking the fruit, we will wash it together." After washing, we can eat together. " All the children went to pick fruit. As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together. Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?" Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them." Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?" Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes." Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? " A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit." The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word. Teacher: Xiaoming? Teacher: Xiaoming Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know! Xiao Ming: Zhi. 58: Xiaoming: What's the temperature today? Xiaohua: 3 degrees below zero! Xiaoming: No wonder it's so cold. 59: A little boy came home from school and peeped out from the window. A woman lying in bed rubbed her chest and shouted, I want a man, I want a man! The next day, the little boy found a man lying on the woman outside the window, so the little boy went home to lie on the bed and rubbed his chest and shouted, I want a bike! I want a bike! 64: One day, A, B and C went out to play together and wandered around the road for a long time. Later, A said that I was so bored that I wanted to hit B. Then C took a look at A and dragged B into the alley to fight. 67: One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?" When Xiaoming came home, the dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him. He picked up bamboo in a rage and wanted to hit it. The owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating his dog, and said unhappily, You have to watch the owner before you can beat the dog. Haven't you heard of it? At this moment, Xiao Ming said: Good! I will beat your dog while watching you. Xiaohua, did you use my pencil? Xiaohua: No, I'm useless. Bug: Are you really useless? Xiaohua: I'm so useless! Bug: Alas, you are the17th person to admit that you are useless. 70: How did the ants die after falling from the Himalayas? Answer: I am starving. It takes a long time to float down because it is too light … 8 1: Once upon a time, there was a horse! It ran into the sea. So, it becomes a "hippocampus"! Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he became a hippo. The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body. Turns out to be a zebra! One day, the fourth horse went to a factory to find the companions of the first three horses and was transformed into an "iron horse". But later, those horses could not escape the fate of being eaten, and all of them were made into "Shaqima". All the horses survived and became a world without horses ... Then, a group of people could not help but say "the horses are really cold" after seeing this joke. Finally, in order to commemorate this joke, someone edited it into a class, and we called it "Marseille class"! 92: Lu Su in the straw boat: "Can you really borrow such an arrow?" Mr. Kong Ming? "Zhuge Liang:" Trust me. " Lu Su said, "But I'm still a little worried ..." Zhuge Liang said, "No need. "Lu Su:" But don't you think it's getting hotter and hotter in the boat? "Zhuge Liang:" It's a little inconvenient to say that ... Is there anything wrong? Lu Su: "Yes, I'm afraid the enemy is launching rockets." ... "Zhuge Liang:" Hey! ? Amethyst: Can you swim? I can't. Monkeys should put peanuts in before eating them. The administrator explained: once someone fed it peach kernel, but the peach kernel could not be pulled out. Monkeys are scared, so they must be measured before eating now. 94: The hospital set up a 100 channel to prevent patients from escaping, but there are still two mental patients who want to escape from the hospital. Trying to climb over the wall in the dark. Under the thirtieth wall, "Are you tired?" "Not tired." So the two continued to turn outwards. Under the sixtieth wall, "Are you tired?" "Not tired." So the two of them continued to turn outward to the 99th wall. "Are you tired?" "Tired" and "Ok, let's turn around" 95: Xiaoming: By a stream, four boys, Dabao, Daxiong, Dazhi and Dawei, are playing with water naked. Suddenly, someone electrocuted the fish by the stream, and all four boys were electrocuted! Guess an electrical appliance. Kang: Hmm ... I don't know ~ Xiaoming: The answer is "TV"! Hey hey! 97: The hen is hatching eggs, and an egg comes out of her ass. The hen said, "What are you doing?" Egg: "Your fart stinks ..." 98: A person's name is Du Ziteng. When the teacher called the roll, he asked, "Where is Du Ziteng?" The classmate said, "He has a stomachache." 100: One morning, an officer with a reputation for being strict asked Chen Bing, "Are you cold?" Xiao Bing replied: "Not cold!" The officer was annoyed: "Then why are you shaking?" 10 1: A pig is walking on the road. It came to a crossroads and was killed by a car. Why? Because pigs don't make sharp turns. The last thing you want to happen in a barbecue is 1. Cook the meat with you. Charcoal is cold. 3. Clams are autistic. 4. The barbecue grill cracked. 5. Fire is not planted. 6. Meat and shelves are organized into groups. 7. Sausage is playing mafia with you. 8. The tire of the black wheel is flat. 9. Onions are playing with garlic with you. 10. Corn is difficult for you. The world recognized the funniest joke as 15. Five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang. Call 100 yuan for your son. If you don't want us to kill the ticket, you can exchange yourself for him! "The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said," Tear it up, you won't even have five dollars! ""A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then disdained to say: "I am starving and covet beauty! Pathetic! " Then he disappeared. Man: "... cake."

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